A Song in Honor of Q-Car...written by yours truly - Dallas-Mavs.com Forums

kg_veteran · 09-07-2003, 09:29 PM

Q-Car by kg_veteran

(sung to the tune of "War" by the late Edwin Starr)

Oh no-there’s got to be a better way
Say it again, Bill
There’s got to be a better way-yeah
What is he good for?

Chorus:

Q-Car has caused unrest
Among the Cowboy Nation
Induction then destruction
Who wants to watch?

Q-Car-huh!
What is he good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again
Q-Car-huh
What is he good for?
Absolutely nothing
Yeah

Q-Car-I despise
‘Cause he means destruction
Of a football team
Q-Car means tears
To thousands of fans who
Watch this crap every week
And lose their patience
I said

Q-Car-huh
He’s an enemy of all mankind

Chorus

Give it to me one time-now
Give it to me one time-now
Q-Car has shattered
All the fan’s dreams
We’ve got no place for him today
They say we must wait to see the team win
But Lord, there’s just got to be a better way
He ain’t nothing but a heartbreaker

Q-Car
Friend only to the sofa maker
Q-Car
Q-Car
Q-Car-Good God, now
Now

Give it to me one time now
Now now
What is he good for?

Drbio · 09-07-2003, 09:33 PM

That's pretty damn good kg.....

QCarFan · 09-07-2003, 10:01 PM

self humor is amazing

Drbio · 09-07-2003, 10:01 PM

ignorance of facts is sad.

QCarFan · 09-07-2003, 10:14 PM

LOL, boy you are definitely the one to talk drbio.

Drbio · 09-07-2003, 10:16 PM

I fully recognize the fact that Qspare sucks. It's really no great news flash. You should take of your Qspare chubby glasses and face the facts. The guy stinks.

QCarFan · 09-07-2003, 10:23 PM

Why are insults needed drbio? Do you need them to better your weak arguments, you be the judge?

MFFL · 09-07-2003, 10:28 PM

good song kg.

Drbio · 09-07-2003, 10:32 PM

It's an excellent song. Some here just can't stand to see Qpathetic being criticized. Other more objective posters realize the facts and recognize kg's talent of wit.

ames7 · 09-07-2003, 10:33 PM

Can you get someone to record it, kg? We can send a copy to Parcells. It can be the Cowboys official season theme song. (We also need a special version for when Bill "y" Cundiff comes on to kick a FG.)

Drbio · 09-07-2003, 10:35 PM

Here's hoping that adding Cundiff's name to the song won't be needed after Mondays waiver report ames. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

ames7 · 09-07-2003, 10:39 PM

Here here. [img]i/expressions/beer.gif[/img]

QCarFan · 09-07-2003, 10:57 PM

Again, let's just be glad your guy wasnt in ther drbio. haha, j/k please dont insult me like you've done all day. Some just can't handle Quincy winning that starting gig huh? It will be ok lades and gentlemen, he earned it because he is the best QB on the roster. Why aren't songs made about Hutchinson, since we all know he is garbage? Could it be that some dont want to admit they were wrong in the first place, and have to make something up about the guy they doubted would be here to save face? One could only wonder...............

Drbio · 09-07-2003, 11:01 PM

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Originally posted by: QCarFan
Again, let's just be glad your guy wasnt in ther drbio. haha, j/k please dont insult me like you've done all day. Some just can't handle Quincy winning that starting gig huh? It will be ok lades and gentlemen, he earned it because he is the best QB on the roster. Why aren't songs made about Hutchinson, since we all know he is garbage? Could it be that some dont want to admit they were wrong in the first place, and have to make something up about the guy they doubted would be here to save face? One could only wonder...............

Do you actually read anyone else's posts?

QCarFan · 09-07-2003, 11:08 PM

Oh, I have read plenty since I been here. Thanks to MFFL, some that go way back on this particular topic.

Drbio · 09-07-2003, 11:17 PM

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Originally posted by: QCarFan
Oh, I have read plenty since I been here. Thanks to MFFL, some that go way back on this particular topic.

Unfortunately reading didn't include <u>comprehending</u> for you though. Feel free to quote and cite examples, but they all support what we have been saying ad naseum. That last year, Carter's play meritted a shot for Hutch. many of us felt that Hutch deserved a shot. Both were not great, but many felt that Hutch had more potential (myself included). At the end of the year, Hutch was the starter. He should have come into camp as the starter and he did so. I supported that. It's the way it works. Qspare outplayed Hutch in the preseason. He earned the starters role. However, neither guy will be a long term option for Dallas at the QB position. Qspare is not a good QB. He should be given the year to play because our options are VERY limited. If we do not get another QB by trade or someone like Neil O'Donnell via Free Agency, then let Qcrappy play as the starter the rest of the games. The point all of us are making is that he is not very good. He stinks. A lot of the time he flat out sucks. But you wouldn't be able to acknowledge that now would you?

QCarFan · 09-07-2003, 11:28 PM

Nope, sure wouldnt drbio.

Drbio · 09-07-2003, 11:32 PM

Ignorance is bliss they say.

QCarFan · 09-07-2003, 11:38 PM

Boy, you are so smart. You know all the ol' sayings dont you?

Drbio · 09-07-2003, 11:42 PM

I openly challenge you to show where I have said anything different than what I've posted today. You can't, but go ahead and try. Make sure you only use full quotes and cite the thread so it can be checked. You can go back to the day Qspare was drafted if you would like. It won't help.

Oh and BTW...thanks for bogging down kg_veterans excellent thread. The song is classic. And dead on the money even if you cannot admit it.

QCarFan · 09-07-2003, 11:58 PM

I dont do stuff just to show up people drbio, it's called class which I have some of. All, I did was say self humor is amazing and you go on to insult me. You be the judge.................

Drbio · 09-08-2003, 12:02 AM

Would you not agree that being ignorant of facts is sad? Isn't it best to khear, comprehend and understand facts? Of course it is. But you know that. Your intent was not to make some vague or innocuous statement. it was to get a rise out of kg or myself. Don't be coy. You don't do it well enough to pull it off.

QCarFan · 09-08-2003, 12:06 AM

Again, all I said was self humor was amazing. Was it insulting? No, not at all, but was calling me ignorant? I think so.........

Drbio · 09-08-2003, 12:10 AM

To use your techniques......

Did I call you ignorant? Oh my...I don't think so. You be the judge. All I said was "ignorance of facts is sad". You must be mistaken. wah wah wah! Is my diaper wet? Should I qualify who I am talking about or will they be able to sift through it all? wah!

Being coy is a lost art that you do not have Qsparefan.
*disclaimer*
The above post may or may not be directed at you....oh my![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]

QCarFan · 09-08-2003, 12:16 AM

Sure bro, whatever you say. I am done with this thread. It's getting me no where, and I rather not trade insults with you. I haven't to this point, even though you have throwed them at me since I first started posting here, and dont think I will now. See ya around!

Drbio · 09-08-2003, 12:18 AM

See you in the next gameday thread. buh-bye.

XERXES · 09-08-2003, 09:24 AM

That song is Genius! Can we do one to the theme of "We are the World," entitled "We are the Worse?"

kg_veteran · 09-08-2003, 03:13 PM

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Originally posted by: QCarFan
self humor is amazing

Self humor? I believe my song is entertaining to others as well. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

The sad part for you is, it's not going to get any better.

kg_veteran · 09-08-2003, 03:17 PM

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Why aren't songs made about Hutchinson, since we all know he is garbage?

Because Hutchinson is not the starter. When he's out there losing games, I'll write a song about him too. Until then, I'm going to mock Quincy. And I'm going to do it because he sucks ass (something that I pointed out several weeks ago).

If he happens to have a good performance, I'll be happy to eat crow. Until then, I'm going to serve yours to you.

Murphy3 · 09-08-2003, 03:47 PM

plus, no one is singing the praises of Hutch. about the best anyone says about him is that the jury is still out.
but, some people actually think that QCar will pan out. that's why the song was written I would imagine

Drbio · 09-08-2003, 03:54 PM

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Originally posted by: Murphy3
plus, no one is singing the praises of Hutch. about the best anyone says about him is that the jury is still out.
.......

Some people have such a chubby for Qspare that they cannot see past this fact.

kg_veteran · 09-08-2003, 03:54 PM

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that's why the song was written I would imagine

Exactly.

QCarFan · 09-08-2003, 04:38 PM

Correct me if I am wrong, but since we live in the past on here for some reason but Hutchinson lost more games than Carter the last two years right? So, using your logic, again, why hasn't a song been made about him? And the jury has delivered their verdict on him, the guy can't even earn a 2nd string job over a rookie? That's about you need to know there, correct? He is not the starter because he was beat out by a better player, its as simple at that. And I stopped with the crow stuff, mainly because I did not want to make alot of you look bad digging up old threads and have you all eat your servings of crow. It's a waste of time, some will say they weren't wrong when everyone knows they were. It's a no win situation, some people seem to think they are never wrong. If you guys can honestly sit here and say you have been right on the whole time about the Carter/Hutch topic then that's about all we need to know. So how about it guys, who will admit they were wrong on anything they have said about the Carter/Hutchinson debate?

kg_veteran · 09-08-2003, 04:46 PM

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Correct me if I am wrong

You are.

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but since we live in the past on here for some reason but Hutchinson lost more games than Carter the last two years right? So, using your logic, again, why hasn't a song been made about him?

I'll try it again: Because he isn't the starter. Why would I waste time making fun of the backup? Also, no one is touting Hutchinson. Everyone seems to agree. He sucks ass. But there are a number of people (with you being one of the most obvious) touting Carter with the potential to be a good player. Thus, I will mock Carter and you, if necessary, until you realize just how wrong you are.

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And the jury has delivered their verdict on him

This is about the only thing that you and I agree on -- that it's established that Hutchinson sucks.

Quote:

He is not the starter because he was beat out by a better player, its as simple at that.

Everyone has acknowledged that he deserved to start over Hutchinson. That doesn't mean he doesn't suck.

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And I stopped with the crow stuff, mainly because I did not want to make alot of you look bad digging up old threads and have you all eat your servings of crow. It's a waste of time, some will say they weren't wrong when everyone knows they were. It's a no win situation, some people seem to think they are never wrong.

I'm calling bullshit. Point out where I should be eating crow, and I'll be happy to do it.

QCarFan · 09-08-2003, 05:02 PM

I am wrong, then please enlighten me on both of their records as starters in the least 2 years please. If you don't mind my good man, I would appreciate it. And Hutch is not the backup, he is the 3rd string QB for heavens sake and only that because we couldn't cut him. Stoerner is better than this guy, pathetic. And people are still saying, he might be this, and he has a chance at that. Uhhhhhh NO he dont, he is garbage and will never be anything more than that. He is the backup to the backup of the starting QB, it IS that simple. As far am I am concerned I have not been proven wrong on anything, can I be in about 15 more games? Of course, but we will have to see.

Drbio · 09-08-2003, 05:03 PM

We can all call bullshit on that one. He has yet to post one single post in its entirety that supports his broken record claims.

QCarFan · 09-08-2003, 05:05 PM

And him making the type of money he is, to tbe the 3rd string QB gives you all the reason in the world to make a song about him. Think about it, doesn't he deserve a song? He has definitely earned it, lol. The guy is pathetic.............

Drbio · 09-08-2003, 05:07 PM

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Stoerner is better than this guy, pathetic.

This is an excerpt of Qsparefan's post.....

Apparently, Qsparefan forgets what he types. In other threads, he uses the argument that "Parcells knows what he is doing" to support his manlove of Qsucks. Then, he insinuates that Stoerner is better than Hutch in violation of his Parcells Superiority Hypothesis. Didn't Parcells cut Stoerner in favor of Hutch & Romo? So what is it? I'm having a hard time keeping up with all the backtracks and mis-steps.

QCarFan · 09-08-2003, 05:08 PM

Oh, drbio so you have been right on the whole time about this particular discussion?

Drbio · 09-08-2003, 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by: QCarFan
Oh, drbio so you have been right on the whole time about this particular discussion?

Please don't try to move the discussion in another direction without answering the questions presented. You keep trying to do it with little success. You aren't good at it. So you can get past it, I have been very consistent in my posts. Now...answer the damn question. Which is it? Is Parcells omnipotent or does he make mistakes? Your own arguments depend on the answer.