Joke Thread

[dude1394]

I couldn't find another one soooo....

The elderly Italian wanted to plant his annual tomato garden but could not dig the hard soil by himself. His son, Vinnie, who had always helped in years past, was now serving time in prison.

The old man wrote a letter to his son: "Dear Vincent, I wish you were here. It's tomato planting time but I am too old and tired to dig the garden. Love, Papa."

Several days later a reply arrived: "Dear Pop, I love you too but do not dig up that garden. The bodies are buried there. Love, Vinnie."

The next morning FBI agents and police officers armed with shovels and spades swarmed the old man's property and spent hours digging up the entire back garden. No bodies were recovered. Later that afternoon a letter arrived from Vinnie.

"Dear Pop, Go ahead and plant your tomatoes now. Your loving son, Vinnie."

[Kirobaito]

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