10-11-2006, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I can't stop doc from getting access to my House! If you and Doc are ready to help me through my "G.I. Joe Porn" addiction as it appears, I hope you have told him. I need help...I can't quit rubbing "Roadblock" and "Strom Shadow" together and posing "Scarlet and Lady Jane" in compromising positions!!! Help Me!!!
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we will buddy, we will!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-11-2006, 01:46 PM
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EXCELLENT usage of "reversing the whip" on that last one....
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Originally Posted by sike
I was accepted!!!! I just got my "Official NAMBLA Member" card in the mail! Thanks for the referral Doc!
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Trust me alien... that is NOTHING to be proud of...
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10-11-2006, 02:39 PM
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lady jane... man, those are some memories...
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10-11-2006, 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Big Boy Laroux
lady jane... man, those are some memories...
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I was a Storm Shadow man, myself...he was such a freakin cool bad guy...let all the other kids have their snake eyes figure...I'll take the white ninja with the two awesome swords and bow.
Always thought Lady Jane was a bit manish, BBL, but I guess strong women need love too!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-11-2006, 04:20 PM
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#285
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Trust me alien...being my pal is NOTHING to be proud of...
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wow...you seem so down on yourself, U2...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-11-2006, 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
I was in love with Storm Shadow, myself...he was such a freakin cool guy, but bad in the sack...let all the other kids have his snake, which with my luck figures...I'll take the white ninja with the two "swords" and bow down before him and do my bidness.
Always thought Lady Jane was a bit manish like I like, BBL, but I guess strong tranny women need love too!
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Don't know what you guys are talking about but it sounds pretty sickening.
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10-11-2006, 04:27 PM
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don't trample Strom Shadow in all this, U2!!!!
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I love making things that are actually quite beautiful pretty sickening.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-11-2006, 04:34 PM
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i agree, leave him out of this. sike, i wasn't saying lady jane was hot... but what you posted about posing GI Joes reminded me of her. and flint.
flint and lady jane... those are some memories.
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10-11-2006, 04:43 PM
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Lunacy. Snake Eyes would take Storm Shadow any day, and twice on Sunday.
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10-11-2006, 05:06 PM
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You know.... I will now invoke the name of Storm Shadow in all of my replies.... because I know it gets on your nerves.
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10-11-2006, 09:53 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
You know.... I will now invoke the name of Storm Shadow in all of my replies.... because I know that Flaco has no freaking idea what we're talking about...
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well that's true i suppose....
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10-11-2006, 10:13 PM
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This thread is pure gold
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"He's as valuable as anyone. The most unusual thing is that they lose last year's MVP and still get better. It's unheard of."
"For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man
"We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people."
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10-11-2006, 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by nashtymavsfan13
Flaco told me earlier that his dream was to dress credit-ex-spurt in a spurs dress and try to get to third base with him.
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Some secrets should not be shared.
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10-11-2006, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Drbio
I'm glad you shared this with me, I still have time to get involved!! Forget baseball, this is the true American pastime!!!
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Uh, no it really isn't.
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"He's as valuable as anyone. The most unusual thing is that they lose last year's MVP and still get better. It's unheard of."
"For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man
"We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people."
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10-11-2006, 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by nashtymavsfan13
I want to go all the way with credit-ex-spurt. I've always wanted to get nasty with a brainless day whore.
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Um....I just have no words here.
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10-11-2006, 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Drbio
Words cannot express my love for credit-ex-spurt. I've already shown him many times with some special techniques I picked up from fooling around with U2 and sike, and it has let him speechless with satisfaction.
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Sheesh Doc, please keep this kind of stuff to yourself.
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"He's as valuable as anyone. The most unusual thing is that they lose last year's MVP and still get better. It's unheard of."
"For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man
"We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people."
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10-12-2006, 01:11 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Boy Laroux
i agree, leave him out of this. sike, i wasn't saying lady jane was hot... but what you posted about posing GI Joes reminded me of her. and flint.
flint and lady jane... those are some memories.
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heck yes my brother in arms...(Road Block, Flint, Duke, Flint, Storm Shadow, Scarlett, Destro, Cobra Commander, Zartan and the Dreadknocks (sp?).....good times my lad...good times....
"and Knowing is half the battle"...I gotta hand to those Joes...they were tricky ones...they never told me what the freakin other half of the battle was!!!! They wanted me only half prepared...only half ready to fight!!!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-12-2006, 01:13 AM
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Originally Posted by jthig32
Lunacy. Snake Eyes would take Storm Shadow any day, and twice on Sunday.
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they were blood brothers (or somesuch)...they both fought with honor..just for different sides...to say that one was clearly "better" than the other is just silly...of course silliness is what I have come to expect from thiggy
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-12-2006, 01:15 AM
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Originally Posted by nashtymavsfan13
Sheesh Doc, please keep this filthy G.I. Joe lust stuff to yourself...(whisper) email the photos at Nashty'syourlittlespoon@U2'splug.com
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I'm blushing gentlemen..
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-12-2006, 08:45 AM
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i think it was "Dreadnoks". i always identified wih them because they were from the swamps of louisiana.
what about Tomax and Xamot? if i ever have twins, don't even think for a second that i'm not naming them that. screw what the wife says. i'll even give one a scar and dress them in gay cobra gear, just so everyone gets the reference...
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10-12-2006, 09:19 AM
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but then you would have to develop that crazy "feel my brothers pain" deal...it might be difficult...but I believe in you BBL
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-12-2006, 09:27 AM
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i'd hone that skill through constant whuppings...
if one feels the others pain, then you really only have to discipline one of them. saves your strength.
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10-12-2006, 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by sike
but then you would have to pull down your pants and develop that crazy "feel my brothers pain" deal....you should see the size of him......it might be difficult...but I believe in you BBL
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you know...this thread is starting to be called "the gay thread" by some around here for exactly this reason sike....or should I say.....sikael jackson....
naa that was dumb.
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10-12-2006, 11:23 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
sometimes I steals things...
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see...that wasn't gay at all...I'm proud of you Flaco for this profound admission....and I'm sure that we'll all be here to help you work out your problem...
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
...usually at gay porn shops
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dang it!!!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-12-2006, 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted by sike
but the thing you stole that hurt the most......-sob-..... was my heart!!! you bastard!!!!
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yeah....sorry about that?
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10-12-2006, 11:55 AM
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this thread: gay or not gay?
it's as straight as a three-way between Elton John, Charles Nelson Reilly, and Richard Simmons.
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10-12-2006, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Big Boy Laroux
I've got a confession to make, boys, it has always been by dream to be in a four-way between Elton John, Charles Nelson Reilly, and Richard Simmons.
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wow...you're right...that is gay....er...straight.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-12-2006, 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
I frequently use the phrase "like Richard Simmons wears" when shopping for workout shorts to wear to the gym and show off my stuff
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that certainly is honest....
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10-12-2006, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
that certainly is honest....So I'll give it a try as well: I'm a pre-op Tranny who loves to "get down" if you know what I mean.....I mean having sex
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well duh.
the puzzle has finally come together.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-12-2006, 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
speaking of which....call me when you're post-op
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no one thinks you're funny.
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10-13-2006, 01:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
no one trusts me around children.
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well that is just sad.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-13-2006, 08:20 AM
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Originally Posted by sike
I eat human babies
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now you're just making stuff up.....
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10-13-2006, 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I love lamp
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do you really love the lamp or are you just looking at things and saying you love them?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-13-2006, 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted by sike
I finally ran out of ideas. So I have to quote movies now.
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I win.
(btw...lol. steve carell is genius)
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10-13-2006, 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I'd have Steve Carrel's baby
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that would be a difficult medical procedure...but maybe one day, Flaco....maybe one day.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-13-2006, 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by sike
I wonder what our kid would look like if u2 and I combined our special love.....
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yeah....I wonder that too. but not really
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10-13-2006, 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
yeah....I wonder if anyone will ever really love me for than my status as a crank dealer
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its nice to think about...but I doubt it.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-13-2006, 10:54 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
After I cross use the word "crank" in a sentence off my list of thing to do today, that pretty much just leaves drink a six pack of "Natural Light" and get that dead hooker out of my bath tub....
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wow.
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10-13-2006, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
wow. I didn't have any clue that I actually killed that hooker that I forced into sike's bathtub last night...he sure was upset when I broke in on his Bible Study and said that my date need to use the restroom
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but she IS dead and now I have to deal with it!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-13-2006, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by sike
and after you left Flaco, I proved once again that everything that rhymes is true....
The dead ARE good in bed....
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I bed you did buddy. I bet you did.
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