The Cussing Thread

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Like...my balls, or sikes...? Don't go making me jealous.

Are we talking about the type you use when playing sports? Like basketballs or footballs?

[bernardos70]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

I'm talking more like basketballs and footballs and stuff like that. At this point, only those do the job for me, how about you?

I want so badly to believe that this conversation is about sports.....

[DirkFTW]

Originally Posted by bernardos70

I want so badly to believe that this conversation is somehow metaphorically about your sports pants.....

I don't think even God can salvage it, bernardos.

[bernardos70]

Originally Posted by DirkFTW

For the love of God, please wear these "Macho Man" Randy Savage tights I bought, bernardos.

If I catch your drift, I think you bought the wrong macho man's outfit. But that's neither here nor there, you got the wrong person to fulfill you fantasies. I'm in a relationship with a woman!

[DirkFTW]

Originally Posted by bernardos70

Last night, I was impressed with how strong Miles Austin is from the waist down!

Wait, the game was in the afternoon...

[bernardos70]

I have DVR

Originally Posted by DirkFTW

I Loooooooooooove DVDA.

I had to look up what this sexual vernacular meant, and I think there are some boundaries you shouldn't ever cross, even in this thread......

[DirkFTW]

Originally Posted by bernardos70

I'm looking forward to some Indian Butt Magic tonight!

I don't think Washington meant that kind of 'Wizards.'