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04-24-2009, 12:17 AM
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I can't browse engrish.com for a whole ten minutes without nearly throwing up from laughing. I only visit it maybe once 6 months, I can't take that much laughing (wow, they even have comments now, that's great). I especially like the snide comments after some of the pics. My favorites are the gum/chocolate:
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04-24-2009, 09:34 AM
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04-24-2009, 10:37 AM
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04-24-2009, 12:18 PM
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"The Washington Nationals seriously suck. You all know that. But apparently the vortex of suck in DC has also grabbed ahold of the Nationals' uniforms as well."
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This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But , A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L- 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. -K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. Last edited by u2sarajevo; 04-24-2009 at 01:15 PM. |
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That crazy guy that sits courtside with the pink clappers gets to ride on the team plane too? WTH?
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^ Nice! He beat Big Shot in turnovers!
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Swedish Dance Band pics......oh gosh...the 70's...
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"I still go through it in my head," Nowitzki said. "One of my last nights in Germany [last month], I was trying to go to sleep, but I couldn't. I was thinking about the free throw I missed [late in Game 3], about different situations that happened in that series. I'll never forget it. It's going to stay in my mind until we win it all." |
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Don't forget to call everyone you know to say "Happy May the Fourth Be With You Day." If you don't, there will be much disappointment.
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