The mavs could sign 7'2 300 Lb. German BIG Man ALEXANDER KUEHL(30 y/o ger. nat. team player)

[ashjensen]

check it out. he left his email here and i talked to him once. he said he'd "love" to face shaq. he's a really nice guy and i hear he's really tough defensively. givin that jake tsakalidis was abusing shaq the other day by rejecting his shots and pushing him around the lane, pushing him out of the lane, i think alexander could do an even better job. and he'd probably be cheap too!
http://www.network54.com/Hide/Forum/...&lp=1064462111

here's his public email. Bigpapakuehl@aol.com someone contact dirk or marc cuban and tell him to mail alexander!

we need a defensive big man and there's not many around right now. could you imagine the the media when the hype begins about a big german to battle shaq? and alexander is known to be toough. i'd love to see it.

http://www.limelightnet.com/cgi-bin/...UEHL&ALEXANDER

[mavsfanforever]

Shaq will bury this guy. You must be insane. Forget Shaq, Shawn will eat him for breakfast. You want him in the playoffs??

[mavsfanforever]

Moreover I cannot understand why this site gives info about only 5 players overall. Is it a site opened by these five guys.

[ashjensen]

>Shaq will bury this guy.

i really doubt it. shaqs overrated when he's up against people his own size. jake was tossing shaq around like a rag doll the other night. that's no lie, i've got it on tape and will gladly load it on here in w.m. format if you like?

>You must be insane.

you must be base. come on, can you be a little more mature?

>Forget Shaq, Shawn will eat him for breakfast. You want him in the playoffs??

i like bradly but he never gets the calls against shaq. the refs always mess it up cause bradly's a bit clumsey at times.

i'd rather see a legit tough man duke it out w shaq. if jake can do it, then alexander can no problem. kuekl's a tough player, you shouldn't underestimate someone you don't know.

but hey you know it all right. you're too closed minded. you make me sick

[grndmstr_c]

Hmm, so some guy most of us have never heard of, and who doesn't have any background in the Mavs offensive or defensive systems is going to come in and take up a roster spot we don't even have open to be our savior in the playoffs against the most dominant big man in recent memory. Umm...no thanks. I'll pass.

[bernardos70]

I love the comments section:

"Would you accept 4000 month?"

"May be
I was looking for more, but e-mail me some more details, and I will see. Thank you!"

[ashjensen]

>dominant big man in recent memory. Umm...no thanks. I'll pass.

dominant? lol is that what you call someone who gets rejected by jake tsakalidis? lmfao!!!! is that what you call someone who scores 10 pts tonight? lmfao!!! cool shaq just needs someone his weight and height to battle. jake tosses him around. alexander(with more experience and toughness) might do more damage too him.

regarding salaries, europe has crappy salaries. they don't care about anyone who isn't in euroleague where the bigger money is.
the mavs wanted sabonis badly but he turned em down. he turned down many teams.

as it stands right now, we will get killed without a fierce defensive player who has shaqs size and weight. bradley is too light for him. he needs to bulk up another 15-20 pounds first. walker? don't even mention him, he'll get smashed come serious playoff time.
dallas is screwed without a big toughman.

you don't need to learn the plays to bang around and play tough d. being in a pro league for most of your life, playing on a national team against u.s. players and being recognized as one of the toughest on d can say a lot. he's got the experience. the mavs don't need another shooter, they need someone who can bang and toss people out of the lane. bradley can't do that right now.
walker can't either.

cuban made a major mistake this year. it's time to fess up to it.

don't judge til you see someone first and don't hate just because he's white. i am seeing some potential ethnic handles here. grandmaster(rap refference) and some mexican or south american handle.

don't hate, kiddies. shaqs not all that. *yawn*

[Epitome22]

Shaq would eat that chump up for breakfast. Probably quicker than he did during his limited stints against Desagana Diop, Jerome James and Big Z. For those of you who think it's just a game of who's biggest.

[bernardos70]

Last Lakers/Grizzlies game, Shaq went for 28 and 12 on 12 for 14 shooting, plus 4 blocks. Tsakalidis on the other hand had 5 points, 5 rebounds, two blocks, 2 for 4 shooting. I think you're mixing it up and what you really meant to say was Shaq abused Jake big time. In fact, he abused him, stole his lunch money and his girl, and made him do his science project for him. Schooled is the term most commonly used for that. And this Alexander Kuehl is pretty big huh, but is there a player as big as Shaq where Kuehl plays that has matched up against him for comparison's sake? If you could point someone out that maybe averages something like 20 points, 10 rebounds at least that was abused by Mr. Kuehl, that would be great.

[kingrex]

I've never heard of Alexander Keuhl. Without seeing him against NBA competition, I'm a bit skeptical about how he would do jumping in at the end of the season. However, I wouldn't mind if the Mavs gave him a look in the offseason. I mean what to they really have to loose at that point.

As for questioning Shaq's dominance, I don't think it's even worth commenting on.

[Usually Lurkin]

he's too big to play center in dallas.

[Chiwas]

He couldn't make it worse than our centers. A tryout in the next summer camp would come in useful.

[Chicago JK]

He played at George Washington University in the 90's. He was a decent player. Although probably not NBA caliber. Big kid who made a splash as a freshman but was very robotic moving. doesn't have much athleticism.

[Fidel]

Kuehl is ok but he´s no NBA material. He played for North Carolina in 96/97 and even had a good game at the portsmouth invitational pre draft tourney. He did play for a couple of good european teams like Aris Saloniki and CSP Limoges. He signed with Ludwigsburg of the german bundesliga before the 2003/2004 season but never played. I don´t know what happened to him.

He´s definitly big and strong, but that´s it. Here is an old profile, couldn´t find anything newer.

[Usually Lurkin]

Originally posted by: Fidel

He´s definitly big and strong, but that´s it. Here is an old profile, couldn´t find anything newer.

from the profile:

One of the biggest bodies in European basketball. Mayor presence in the paint. Blue collar worker, very intimidating in the middle, changes many shots

I just like the fact that he has a mayor presence in the paint. We could call him "McCheese"

[mavsman]

Kuehl didn't get a lot of playing time on the German National team behind Femerling, who's two years younger than him and a stiff like Hupmann. He didn't even make the team in the last couple of years. Right now I'd rate him at #4 or 5 of the German centers. The fact that not even the best (if you don't count Bradley) can make it to the NBA should tell you all about his chances.

[MightyToine]

Don't underestimate Walker, ash. He made Shaq his personal bytch the last time the Mavs and Lakers played.....


And as for Mr.Kuehl....


I've got one Name for you :


BIG COUNTRY REEVES



Thank you. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

[madape]

I remember him too. There is a reason he's not in the NBA. Not all seven footers belong.

[Novice#41]

german national team - only 14 games 0 pts in 1997... i don't even remember him...

[mavsman]

And btw, he's born Jan 7th 1973, so he's 31 not 30 as the subject of this thread might indicate. Once again, if you want to get another German, get Femerling, he's the better Ostertag.

[ashjensen]

>Last Lakers/Grizzlies game, Shaq went for 28 and 12 on 12 for 14 shooting, plus 4 blocks. Tsakalidis on

um moron, do you have your green card? can you understand what i'm saying? you espeka engless right? lol i'm talking about when they actually went up against eachother not how well they did against other players for the total of the game. jake got small minutes because hubie plays EVERYONE. shaq in contrast had42 minutes! when jake went up against shaq, shaq got his sorry fat self pushed around and this is a fact as i have it on tape. jake even rejected shaq and dunked. shaq scored a wopping 4 points(laughs) against jake! meanwhile jake had his 5 points all against shaq. 2-4 and an extra where he was fouled.

shaq is a fat useless piece of crap that jake tosses around every time they go against eachother. that means when they go one on one, not the total game because hubie plays other people. that's not jakes fault, that's hubies program.

sean bradley described shaq a few years ago, the best here,

"Shaq is one of the stupidest people on the planet. He isn't a very talented basketball player, He's just bigger than a lot of pepple and as a result usually gets the ball undrneath. He's like that 15 year old kid who was still in 3rd grade and he thought he was so cool when he'd beat everyone in basketball but it was only because he was so big and stupid that he could push all the little people around. that was until he met me"


Zydrunas ilgauskas abused him too btw. blocking his shots twice this year. shaq on the other hand has not ever blocked ilgauskas's shots ever.


so don't be mad because there's no big mexican players out there for you to worship and don't hate on the big men who school'd shaq in one on one ooccasions.


btw yes kuehl would abuse shaq. kuehl's known for being very mean and cunning. not stupid big n dumb like shaq.



ashley

[ashjensen]

2bl post.

[ashjensen]

>german national team - only 14 games 0 pts in 1997... i don't even remember him...

eh? that's because you don't know what you're talking about.

he had 19 point vs yugoslavia and 15 against the u.s. teams when they played. don't make an ass of yourself with false statements.

he just needs a coach who will play him. look at fat dorks like tractor traylor. that guy's absolute crap and the nba lets him in. it's a complete joke.

somany crappy american nba players now. i'd take the hard working tough euro next year or now if possible

[u2sarajevo]

Hey ashjensen... are you trying to make enemies on this board, or just show your ignorance?

By the way, you are accomplishing both.

[ashjensen]

>but was very robotic moving. doesn't have much athleticism.

Completely false. they say he moves like a power forward. for his size, that's impressive. look at that site. it explains that he runs the floor well. he has good leaping ability too. dose more bruising, shot blocking and rebounding than scoring but that's what the mavs need!

[ashjensen]

>Hey ashjensen... are you trying to make enemies on this board, or just show your ignorance?

hey u2sorryjuliio, you're base and clueless, don't ask me questions unless you can make an argument. u2's sucked since the joshua tree and since they lost their irish spirit.

>By the way, you are accomplishing both.

oh no, you mean you won't like me? bleh

buy some more neurons, loser.

[u2sarajevo]

I guess that answers my question.

Thanks for playing.

[grndmstr_c]

Countdown to a ban. I can feel it coming.

[bernardos70]

Har, just got a PM from the would-be troll. Except she apparently has taken exception on the size of my penis by slapping a "CLEARLY YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS. SAD FOR YOU." header to the PM. Funny stuff. Oh, and

[MavsFanatik33]

Did he call u2sorryjulio to be funny, or as a diss?

JACKASS

[Lonely PSU Mavs Fan]

Originally posted by: ashjensen
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shaq is a fat useless piece of crap that jake tosses around every time they go against eachother. that means when they go one on one, not the total game because hubie plays other people. that's not jakes fault, that's hubies program.

I did not realize that Jake Tsakalidis, was frequenting the D-M.com forums and posting in the third person as "ashjensen"

[Big_Dog]

if this huge german is as good as ashjensen says he is, why isn´t he playing in the NBA, and dominating Shaq and jake tsakalidis everytime they play?

[dalmations202]

One name ----- Bill Wennington

[nowitzki_prophecy]

There's a reason he's 30 and isn't in the NBA.

[bernardos70]

Originally posted by: nowitzki_prophecy
There's a reason he's 30 and isn't in the NBA.

Hey, you never know..... just look at Rigadon't, wasn't he thirty something. And if you look back at his glorious career in the NBA you....... err, nevermind.

[EricaLubarsky]

Originally posted by: bernardos70

Hey, you never know..... just look at Rigadon't, wasn't he thirty something. And if you look back at his glorious career in the NBA you....... err, nevermind.

G@ddamn Bernardos, between Groundskeeper Willy and this post you are batting 1,000