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Old 10-20-2006, 11:02 AM   #361
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I mean I know you know that I love your pet...but its time to let you know that, for some time now, I really LOVE your pet...I feel uncomfortable around you now, I hope you will let us be. He LOVES me too. We will never be apart again until death....
Two things:
1. Have you discussed this with your wife?
2. You do know that Dogs (or Cats... you never identified which type of pet) don't live nearly as long as Humans? So you might think twice before throwing your marriage away for a pooch or a kitty.
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Old 10-20-2006, 04:38 PM   #362
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call me "kitty"
I already do...
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I already doo-doo.
Don't know about you aliens.... but us Humans do that from Day 1.... And we CERTAINLY don't brag about it on message boards...
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I made a poopy in the potty
wait, I thought you just said.....
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Old 10-21-2006, 12:25 PM   #365
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Hello.

My name is u2.

I am a Grey's Anatomy watcher.


------ Step 1 accomplished

ahh jeez.

something must be done. I must get this evil show off of the air. I need an evil alien genius to help me put u2 back in his place....
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Old 10-23-2006, 03:08 PM   #366
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ahh jeez.

something must be done. I must get this evil show off of the air. I need an evil alien genius to help me put u2 back in his place....
now if only we knew one....
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Old 10-23-2006, 09:24 PM   #367
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damn theyve discovered my secret identity and powers.....

im the one who got Family Guy cancelled the first time....

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Old 10-24-2006, 11:23 PM   #368
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well they got married as soon as pop could afford a ring!!!
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and then old dad sold the ring for two magic beans, an XXX video, and a super nintendo controller with no Y button.....
what a beautiful story sike-monkey.

thanks for sharing.

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Old 10-25-2006, 12:08 AM   #370
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sike and I enjoy watching monkey porn together. They are our role models for what we do together! The best part is that it's free and we both get extreme pleasure out of it! Thank you monkeys!!
You really need to keep this kind of stuff to yourself....
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what a beautiful story sike-monkey, but mine is better. I was born on a hot July night while Dad was shooting up and mom drove herself to the vet clinic where I was born...
ok, ok....you win! Yours is the saddest
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Don't worry, Sike. Doctors say you can still live a natural and healthy lifestyle. Well, except for the lack of genitalia.
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Old 10-25-2006, 12:29 AM   #373
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if sike had balls I'd love him strong all night long...what am I saying?...he doesn't need balls for what I want to do to him!
let me just be clear on two points, chummy, I have great balls and I don't want you anywhere near my back door!
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let me just be clear on two points, chummy, I have great balls and I want you at my back door!
Sorry, Sike, not enough to entice me!

P.S. Meet me around back in ten minutes.
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Sorry, Sike, not enough to entice me!

P.S. Meet me around back in ten minutes.
genius!

I actually laughed at my pc....all alone....oh so alone.....so terribly alone.....
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Shake it off and go visit that Brazilian.

P.S. Maybe another night.
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I actually ejaculated on my pc....all alone....oh so alone.....so terribly alone.....
that's weird, I thought it said "laugh" the first time I read it.....
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poor grammar and an odd thought...

Because my parents were always too stoned to talk to me, I actually learned proper grammar from a drunk bum that my parents would let sleep in our big plastic garbage can out front.
we're here for you sike.
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but he WAS an Oxford Don with three PhD's in english!!!!

I don't care what you say...I will not listen to people badmouthing boxcar sammy!
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Boxcar sammy stunk to high Holy Hell! I hated him!!!!! And despite what I said in the Lost thread, I secretly didn't like last nights episode.... shhhhhhhh!!!!! don't tell U2, me and thiggy are in on it together pooling the wool over U2's eyes.

Genius!
Yes.... I can read this thread too sike....
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U2's powers of perception have exceeded my assumed levels

drats!!!
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drats!!!
coincidence that the word ass is in there somewhere too?
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maybe if bledsoe puts pine tar on his hand like kenny rodgers did....
well that's just stupid....
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some people think with effort and time that I could be as awesome as sike...well that's just stupid....I could never reach such a level.
well...I can't deny that
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I also got the idea from Kenny Rodgers that I could "curve my balls" better with pine tar. So I slapped some of that on down there too....and I've gotta be honest, I still don't really know what he meant....
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Seriously guys, do I look like the type of guy who hangs around jr. high schools?
nah...I'da pegged you as a high school stalker...
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nah...I'da "pegged" u2 as a high schooler, middle schooler, whatever.....it's all tenderized meat
that's out of line sir
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It's only because you have so much to tell....
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I have a joke to tell you guys. One night sike and I pleased ourselves together all night long. It was wild. The End.

wow, that's a bad pun
Yeah, you're right, it is.
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Old 10-29-2006, 03:03 AM   #393
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Apparently I don't know what a "pun" means. My first language is French, and I love hairy armpits and cheese
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This one time, at band camp, I got stuck inside a moose knuckle.
WOW!!! How did you get out???
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My favorite porn site is http://www.mooseknuckleisdelish.com... I am the biggest fan of mooseknuckle... If you don't believe me look at my signature.
Yeah I just noticed that picture in your signature....

I guess you really DO like that.
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I will eat a moose knuckle in a house. I will eat a moose knuckle with a mouse. I will eat a moose knuckle with a fox. I will eat a moose knuckle in a box. I will eat a moose knuckle here and there. I will eat a moose knuckle anywhere!
Dude, we get it. You like to eat moose knuckles.

That is pretty friggin nasty dude!!! I mean seriously... Her pants are like 7 inches tucked!

Where do you bite?
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That fine girl in my sig.... the one in the pink sweats..... She is my girlfriend. I got her a merkin. I didn't know they made them that size.
You got her a merkin..... wow.... that's, ummmm.... sweet?
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yeah dude, they totally make them that big.... Plus, her Merkin doubles as a beach towel!
I would imagine so....
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I've down right missed sike the past few days while he's been gone...I mean I'm sure you all did too, right? I would imagine so....but did you all send him suggestive pictues of youself doing "fun" things to stuffed animals?...you see....I really missed him
I appreciate the thought, flaco, but the one where you cut a hole in the teddy bear's face was a too....uh....loving...
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The trip back to my home world only takes moments at light speed in my space ship, but I took a detour to my favorite planet "Pedophelius IX." A planet full of small boys perpetually bending over to pick up some candy.
and so then you...uhh....lovingly um....?

(i actually did notice a lack of sike)
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