The Cussing Thread

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I like to arouse sike with my finglonger.

I guess if you weren't given a "talented" package enough you have to find other ways to get the job done.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

I have a "talented" package that takes 2 AA Batteries and just a little rinse off when you're all done.

Im not sure what you mean

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Im not sure what you mean, but I want you to do it to me

"do it?"

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by sike

I sold my lower horn to Lur of Omicron Persei 8.

That would seem like a marriage ending event to me. What does your wife think about that decision?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

Ever since she got her new friend "Mr. Tickles" and a case of Energizers, she hasn't had much of a problem with the whole thing

poor sike

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Lur gave you money for it? Really? I'm needing a new crack pipe... how much did he give you?

First off... aren't you about to get married? Secondly.... you would consider losing that vital organ so you can acquire a crack pipe? You need some help...

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

First off... aren't you about to get married? Can I help you consumate the marriage? You need some help...

Im not really into that kind of thing, thanks.



(and yeah, Im getting married in 5 weeks. Starting to stress....)

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Im not really into that kind of thing...at least that's the official stance until we've been married for a couple weeks...

not even gonna give it a month? how sad.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

Hey guys! I really like all the new Rockets fans that are posting here! I hope we can be best friends.

I guess it doesnt take long to get to Houston in your space ship

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I guess it doesnt take long to get to Houston in your space ship. Can you come pick me up and we can fly down to Houston tonight so we can watch Kobe and TMac play. After the game, Kobe told me to come up to his room at his Hotel. He just wants to talk.

Be careful dude.... bring some mace.

[sike]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Be careful dude.... bring some ice for the bottom.

seems to me that U2 has "met" Kobe as well....

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

I "met" Kobe once. T-mac was there too, and he wouldnt stop staring at me. at least I think he was staring at me, it was hard to tell where he was looking

wow

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

wow, I wish TMac would rape me

you mean on the basketball court, right?...you mean you would like to have the honor of playing TMac even if he raped/destroyed you on the court....boy I hope that is what you mean...

[OzMavs]

Originally Posted by sike

My love for T-Mac continues to grow. I have a growing affinity for T-Bags, I like to hang them from my ears an pretend I'm a T-Tree, or wave my hands around and pretend I'm a T-pot.

Me too. I don't feel so alone now.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by OzMavs

Me too. I don't feel so alone now. I also like to call up all of my Aussie friends and tell them to come over so we can throw another shrimp on the barbie...... but what they don't know is that I'm not even home.

In addition to that just being a mean joke to play on your friends, I would suggest you seek help to find out why you enjoy doing that. Do they come over each and every time?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

I think that all Aussies sit around saying stuff like "throw another shrimp on the barbie" all day long while drinking their Fosters and watching Crocodile Dundee

I bet you do sir, I bet you do

[u2sarajevo]

so.... you are claiming that they don't?

[sike]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

you know every mans wants me... you are claiming that they don't?

well...it is an odd claim...I for one don't want you.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

well...it is an odd claim...I for one don't want you anymore you lying cheating bastard.

Seems like maybe you should us PMs for that kind of stuff

[Dirkadirkastan]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Seems like maybe we should have used a condom, sike.

Wait, one of you is a woman??

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Dirkadirkastan

Wait, one of you is a woman?? I'd hit it!!!!!

Seeing as you had no idea either was a woman (which I didn't either), you are coming off as quite desperate.

[sike]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Seeing as you had no idea either was a woman (which I didn't either), you are coming off as quite desperate.

things that sound dirty that were not meant to?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

a woman????...... wait.... why does a condom being involved imply a woman? Im confused.

you're confused. go find the thread about the louisville cheerleader

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

you're confused. go find the thread about how I "did things" to the louisville cheerleader

"did things" like Hannibal you mean?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

...like Hannibal you mean? That reminds me of that time I got thrown out of a movie theater while watching Hannibal for masturbating too loudly.

loudly?

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

loudly? I'm more of a quiet guy myself.... And I prefer to be alone, just me, a well worn playgirl magazine, a bottle of wesson oil and my poodle Trixie.

Please keep details to yourself... and what in the heck would the poodle have anything to do with this? Also... playgirl?

Disturbing.

[sike]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Please keep details to yourself... and what in the heck would the poodle have anything to do with this? Also... playgirl?

Disturbing....take pictures and send them to U2likesthaboys@hotmail.com

.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

I have a fetish with guys that don't have necks. Is Anthony Johnson straight?

very wrong

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

very wrong...plus.....AJ2 is MY MAN!

you mean like your pal?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

you mean like your gay pal?

what part about "Im not gay" is so hard for you to understand?

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

what part about "Im not anti-gay" is so hard for you to understand? I'm ready for you to take me sike....

Take you? Like on a trip?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Take you? Like on a trip? like the trip we took to that gay nudist colony in Bermuda. We drank win coolers all day long and made love on the beach

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

ahh yes....that was the face I made all night long

oh...I see...as U2....uh...."went downtown"

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

Im going to miss Parcells juicy juicy man breasts

gross

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

gross....me too.

I see.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by sike

I see dead people.

Now are you just quoting that movie or are you being serious?

[sike]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Now are you just quoting that movie or are you being serious? Because when I say it, I'm serious!

wow...I'm sorry?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

wow...I'm sorry my last post wasn't funny at all

just don't do it again

[OzMavs]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

just do it again and again and again, you know how to push my buttons, sikey baby!

Get a room, guys!

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by OzMavs

You may think that the "Oz" at the beginning of my name has to do with Australia, but actually it comes from that old HBO show "Oz" because I enjoyed all of the rape, homosexuality, and full male frontal nudity.

This is shocking, and graphic sir!! I think Ill go on thinking its about Australia.