07-31-2003, 04:01 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
My nominees:
Gosford Park
Drop Dead Gorgeous
I Spy
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07-31-2003, 04:17 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
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Originally posted by: irontoad
My nominees:
Gosford Park
Drop Dead Gorgeous
I Spy
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"Drop Dead Gorgeous" is, I think, the funniest movie of all-time. I realized that it was one of those love-it-or-hate-it movies, but I can't believe you could say it's the worst of all time! Oh my, it's hilarious. Incredibly wrong on all levels, but hilarious.
Of course, I also liked Gosford Park. Clearly, we shouldn't be going on any dinner-movie dates.
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07-31-2003, 04:22 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
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Originally posted by: sturm und drang
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Originally posted by: irontoad
My nominees:
Gosford Park
Drop Dead Gorgeous
I Spy
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"Drop Dead Gorgeous" is, I think, the funniest movie of all-time. I realized that it was one of those love-it-or-hate-it movies, but I can't believe you could say it's the worst of all time! Oh my, it's hilarious. Incredibly wrong on all levels, but hilarious.
Of course, I also liked Gosford Park. Clearly, we shouldn't be going on any dinner-movie dates.
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07-31-2003, 04:24 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
Ballistic: Ecks V. Sever
I watched the whole thing. Never had any idea who ecks or sever were, or what was going on.
Any of the Leprechaun movies. I saw a couple. They were worse than stupid.
Star Wars Episode 1
Beastmaster 2
Zardoz (definitely bad enough to watch it a couple of times)
Gotta say I liked Battlefield Earth, and Any Given Sunday, and Time Machine, and Vanilla Sky.
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08-14-2003, 04:35 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
English Patient or clerks
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08-14-2003, 04:58 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
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English Patient or clerks
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THE ENGLISH PATIENT? That is an amazing movie!
I'll admit that I'm troubled that most of my top 5 movies are represented on the "Worst movie" list on dallas-mavs.com.
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08-14-2003, 05:05 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
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English Patient or clerks
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Clerks ROCKED!
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08-14-2003, 05:09 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
Muriel's Wedding absolutely sucked. I stopped that one about half way through. Then I played a joke one a friend and told them it was a must-see movie. They rented it and I never heard the end of it.
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04-13-2005, 03:17 PM
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RE:The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
Without a doubt South of Heaven West of Hell...it was so bad I crawled up into the fetal position and rocked myself for 3 days in my bedroom closet. here's a link (but don't try to be a hero- b/c after you see this movie you will never be the same...it changes people...I used to be cool...but I've had no edge whatsoever since I saw this thing. Completely dull.)
south of heaven...
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04-13-2005, 04:15 PM
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RE:The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
I've hit the bottom.
Open Water was the most boring waste of life I've ever experienced in my short 16 years. Horrible filming (home-video/documentary style), poor acting (almost funny), pointless elements (an almost-sex scene where the wife is "not in the mood", however this scene has nothing to do with the plot at all), and a horrible ending all combined to make this movie the most pitiful piece of crap ever to be burned onto a piece of film. Ever.
The Grudge wasn't too impressive either.
I work at a video department in a grocery store, and we carry a movie called Frankenfish. They say "not to judge a book by its cover", but judging by the name and cover of this movie I can clearly assume that it sucks. Read about it here.
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07-31-2003, 04:32 PM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
The Quick and the Dead.....
Painful to watch.
UL, I can't believe you didn't list your wife's favorite chick flicks.....
...and the Leprechaun movies, wasn't that where Jennifer Aniston got her start? I can't believe she actually got noticed in a movie so horrible...
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07-31-2003, 04:33 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
Batman and Robin has to be on any worst movie list.
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07-31-2003, 05:08 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
Broadcast News
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07-31-2003, 05:09 PM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
The Life of Leni Reifenstahl
I had to watch this in Movie Appreciation my first year in college. Needless to say, I had no appreciation for this movie.
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07-31-2003, 05:19 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
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Originally posted by: MavsFanFinley
The Life of Leni Reifenstahl
I had to watch this in Movie Appreciation my first year in college. Needless to say, I had no appreciation for this movie.
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07-31-2003, 05:31 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
Sadly, I am ashamed to say I was talked into paying full price to watch Josie & the Pussycats. That's 2 hours of my life I will never get back.
Also did not care for O Brother Where Art Thou. I came up w/a theory that whatever time we spend watching crap like this becomes how much less time we get to spend w/our grandchildren. Between Josie & O Brother, I feel like my grandchildren are getting screwed.
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07-31-2003, 06:01 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
The Master of Disguise: Everyone said how bad it was. I had to see the carnage for myself. It was bad.
Dumb and Dumberer: First movie I ever walked out on
Blair Witch: Not bad so much as that after I saw it I thought I had been played by some cruel hoax considering the hype the movie generated. Very underwhelming.
Rollerball: I still wonder how this got made
Mac and Me: So bad that even as a kid I thought it sucked
Freddy Got Fingered: I like Tom Green but this was just more disturbing than funny.
Jason X: Pointless waste of time. Coming from a Voorhees fan as well.
100 girls: Pointless and lame.
Old School: Very underwhelming and dissappointing. Almost walked out. l
Allegedly Bad Movies I didn't think were so bad.
Showgirls: Didn't change my life or anything, but i don't know why it was so disliked.
Battlefield Earth: I semi enjoyed this actually. Not terribly earth shattering or rememberable, but it's terrible reputation has always been puzzling to me. Forgettable? Yes, Dreadful? not really
Star Wars Episode 1: I actually enjoyed this when I saw it in the theatre. Maybe because it had been so long for a new Star Wars movie.
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07-31-2003, 06:13 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
Damn epitome, i agree with all that. My current nominee- LXG
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07-31-2003, 05:51 PM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
my dinner with andre...
maybe cause i had to watch it for class... but man was it boring.
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07-31-2003, 06:59 PM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
Blair Witch.
Blade II.
Memento(?).
Any from J Lo.
(I liked Vanilla Sky a lot.)
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07-31-2003, 07:13 PM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
i just realised this is an old thread......
(just thought i'd mention that)
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07-31-2003, 07:18 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
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i just realised this is an old thread......
(just thought i'd mention that)
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What? Did the old movies suddenly get good?
Year old threads are good for you [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
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07-31-2003, 07:20 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
The shower scene in Starship Troopers alone was...well......unique.
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07-31-2003, 07:21 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
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i just realised this is an old thread......
(just thought i'd mention that)
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What? Did the old movies suddenly get good?
Year old threads are good for you [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
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i'm confoosed![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]
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07-31-2003, 07:22 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
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Originally posted by: veruca salt
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Originally posted by: veruca salt
i just realised this is an old thread......
(just thought i'd mention that)
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What? Did the old movies suddenly get good?
Year old threads are good for you [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
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i'm confoosed![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]
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Just picking on you.
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07-31-2003, 07:13 PM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
Hey egg! I agree, Mission to Mars was HORRIBLE. I borrowed it from my brother. He said he loved it. Never have respected his movie opinions since then.
And Planet of the Apes (newer one).... that blew.
Starship Troopers was actually okay.
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07-31-2003, 07:23 PM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
oh, that's alright then.
don't let me interupt
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07-31-2003, 07:44 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
Memento was GREAT! That was one fantastic movie.
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07-31-2003, 08:02 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
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Memento was GREAT! That was one fantastic movie.
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I am completely with you on that one. Great Movie. Just gotta be in to that kind of stuff I guess.
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07-31-2003, 08:54 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
I'd have to say the Hazmat (Hazerdous Materials) employee training film. I've seen it 4 times now and it's not getting any less boring.
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07-31-2003, 09:06 PM
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I'd have to say the Hazmat (Hazerdous Materials) employee training film. I've seen it 4 times now and it's not getting any less boring.
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Those can be brutal.
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04-02-2004, 07:29 PM
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RE:The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
All the Pretty Horses
one can only wonder what Thornton was thinking...or drinking. pure crap!
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04-02-2004, 07:50 PM
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RE:The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
That's a damn good movie Novice...
Muriel's Wedding sucked donkey balls for all I'm concerned.
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07-31-2003, 09:02 PM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
Jade
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07-31-2003, 09:07 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
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I kinda liked jade because of the plot twists.
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07-31-2003, 09:19 PM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
I'm a fan of actress Claire Danes, but The Mod Squad was pretty bad.
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08-01-2003, 08:52 AM
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I'm a fan of actress Claire Danes, but The Mod Squad was pretty bad.
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Wow what an understatement. That movie SUCKED!
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08-01-2003, 09:23 AM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
The Avengers. I tried twice, but couldn't watch it either time.
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07-31-2003, 10:19 PM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
From Hell was kind of disappointing. The overall plot was good, but the way the script was written was long and kind of boring.
Bruce Almighty is pushing it.
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08-01-2003, 08:47 AM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
man, memento is one of my favorite movies.
anyone seen good burger? now THAT is comedy greatness.
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