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Old 11-03-2003, 12:19 PM   #1
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Default Dad Joke of the Week contest

If you don't know what a dad joke is..well, just send a PM to ask me.
Basically, all you have to do is submit any joke that you think is a 'dad joke' and we can vote on them on Monday morning from 8 til noon or so.

No prizes or anything..we can simply keep up with who has the worst/best dad jokes.

If you have any you'd like to submit, just send me a PM with the dad joke and the thread that it is in..plus, who said it, of course...

Like I said, on Monday, I'll create a poll for everyone to vote as to which joke is the best/worst dad joke.

If you have anything you'd like to add or suggest, feel free to do so.
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Old 11-03-2003, 12:32 PM   #2
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We can keep a running total of who 'wins' the most of the weekly contests. After LRB gets a double digit lead, we'll disqualify him for a couple of weeks.
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Old 11-03-2003, 12:56 PM   #3
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Old 11-03-2003, 12:58 PM   #4
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Default RE:Dad Joke of the Week contest

OK, I'll start...

Why is Phil Jackson responsible for the California fires not being put out sooner?









Because he didn't allow Kobe and Shaq to continue their pissing contest.
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Old 11-03-2003, 01:05 PM   #5
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Default RE:Dad Joke of the Week contest

not how it works..
just find someone throwing out a joke in any random thread and then PM it to me.
I'll submit the contestants next monday.

It's not throw in your worst/best dad jokes in this thread..
these are just random dad jokes in random threads inthe normal every day life of d-m.com


edit - thank you for the PM's..keep them coming
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Old 11-03-2003, 01:27 PM   #6
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best dad joke of all time, albeit accidental. (and this is paraphrasing)

"who is missy eliott? is she the woman from the GLAD commercials? is guess she's kind of cute"
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Old 11-03-2003, 04:17 PM   #7
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Default RE:Dad Joke of the Week contest

I submit this from U2Sarajevo as a candidate for Dad Joke of the Week:

From his posting in the Cowboys Second Half Prediction Thread:
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Miami Dolphins - Thanksgiving Day..... I would hate to think we would lose on Thanksgiving Day, that always makes the Turkey taste fowl (dad joke?) - W
Yes, it is a dad joke U2, congratulatiobns. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
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Old 11-10-2003, 12:30 PM   #8
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Default RE:Dad Joke of the Week contest

***bump***

Are you creating a poll murph? I want to see who has the norm sense of humor on this board.

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Old 11-10-2003, 12:31 PM   #9
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Old 11-10-2003, 12:31 PM   #10
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the dad joke of the week contest is in a 'pending' mode right now..there's more than enough entrants though.

we'll see if it's a possibility for starting it next week.
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