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Old 05-02-2006, 08:55 PM   #1
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Wal-Mart Worker Finds Man Glued to Toilet

SALISBURY, Md.


A 20-year-old was found by a Wal-Mart employee in the bathroom Sunday night after he sat down and was glued to the toilet seat.

The man, whose name was not released by police, was taken to the hospital late Sunday night, said Lt. Cheryl Rantz of the Salisbury Police Department.

"The man had gone into the bathroom and sat down," she said. "He was banging on the wall when the employee came in."

Rantz said the man was treated and released.
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I can't believe sike actually made national news. How embarrasing.
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Old 05-02-2006, 09:40 PM   #3
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Wow, what a loser.
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so, who glued him, how was he glued?
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I heard about pranks like this being pulled all the time on the news and two things come to my mind:

1. When people visit a public commode, do they just plop down without checking if the seat is dirty or clean?

2. Pranksters who are caught pulling this kind of crap ought to be glued to the seat themseleves and be put on public display. Some people just have no moral bearings.
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edit...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9911744/

A dude sued Home Depot in a similar situation.
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1. When people visit a public commode, do they just plop down without checking if the seat is dirty or clean?
Yeah, I don't get that one either... if I'm about to use a friggin public toilet, I make damn sure that there's nothing out of the ordinary resting on the seat (ass matter is no laughing matter)... maybe it was an extreme urgency case, kind of like in van wilder when the snobby guy grabs the trash can... either way, all I can say to the people that do this (and fall for it) is - "urine idiot"! [boo]
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And this raises the age old debate......

Hover or Cover?
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And this raises the age old debate......

Hover or Cover?
Dang it that's funny.
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And this raises the age old debate......

Hover or Cover?
That reminds me of this old adage.......

If you sprinkle when you tinkle
Please be sweet and lift the seat

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That reminds me of this old adage.......

If you sprinkle when you tinkle
Please be sweet and lift the seat
I always heard it like this:
If you sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.
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You think TP would have helped? I always use at least 3-4 small runners of the stuff on the seat before I go
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You think TP would have helped? I always use at least 3-4 small runners of the stuff on the seat before I go
Wow, TMI!
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