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03-28-2006, 01:23 AM
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03-28-2006, 01:28 AM
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jumps on coach when roaches approach
(I think twelli has talent as a poet...)
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03-28-2006, 01:31 AM
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Location: Cowboys Country
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Smokes the...uh...what you might call a "roach."
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03-28-2006, 01:59 AM
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sits on coaches at the slightest sign of trouble (see twelli's last post)
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 ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?" |
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03-28-2006, 02:20 AM
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Sits on chumdawg at the slightest sign of trouble. Astroglide recommended.
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03-28-2006, 02:23 AM
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just said Astroglide.....it rolled off his tongue like he's used to saying it......
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?" |
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03-28-2006, 02:31 AM
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Rolls other things off his tongue. Scoffs at the use of Astroglide - "it's for rookies". Yikes.
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03-28-2006, 08:20 AM
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Is a Rolling Pebbles fan...
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03-28-2006, 10:53 AM
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The Preacha
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hates frutti pebbles
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03-28-2006, 01:33 PM
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Location: Miami, FL
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Is therefore hated by twelli
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03-28-2006, 08:01 PM
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His intelligent (IQ: 96) 7-year old son who wants to be a lawyer one day, asked him once, "What do you call what the judge wears in court?" "That, my son, is called a law suit", he answered.
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03-28-2006, 08:05 PM
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Makes False, Reckless Accusations only about people he is insanely jealous of.
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03-29-2006, 01:50 AM
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eats pineapple with mustard... mmhhh yummy yummy
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03-29-2006, 02:08 AM
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Pulls up next to strangers at red lights, rolls down his window and asks, "Excuse me sir, do you have any Grey Poupon?"
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03-29-2006, 02:39 AM
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We're sorry for the previous post. We here at BBC understand people turn to this thread for quality humor, and quite frankly, the last post was rather silly. The people responsible have been sacked.
Regards TPRFSTPWHSTWWTBS (The people responsible for sacking the people who haven't sacked those who were to be sacked).
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03-29-2006, 03:05 AM
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Quotes Monty Python...thus, by definition, must be a 50-year old virgin.
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03-29-2006, 03:20 AM
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quotes Benny Hill...
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03-29-2006, 03:28 AM
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Dates Benny Hill.
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03-29-2006, 03:40 AM
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resembles the old bald guy that is hit on the head all the time... you know, the horny one...
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03-29-2006, 09:44 AM
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Encourages people to him him on the head all the time...you know, the bald one. You know...down there.
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03-29-2006, 09:50 PM
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Last time when he watched the Indy 500 together with his retarded dog, the dog asked him, "Hey, Dumb Shit, what do they call those idiots driving in circles?". He answered, "Those, my Love, are racists. Now, get off my chest and do some barking, will you!"
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03-29-2006, 10:08 PM
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Worships retarded dogs and believes that they can talk. Has one in his signature.
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03-29-2006, 10:21 PM
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his signature is the perfect image of what is in his twisted head --- hot air....
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03-29-2006, 10:23 PM
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Didn't watch LOST tonight. Fool!
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03-29-2006, 10:40 PM
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Does know that LOST is been shown tonight where Twelli resides (the Palace of Twellace)
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03-29-2006, 10:50 PM
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Twelli's 'roommate' in the Palace of Twellace:
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03-29-2006, 10:58 PM
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just pulled a card out of his box with retarded comic heros. had 23 cosmetic procedures to look like that fellow, but still looks more like a mentally changed hippo
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03-29-2006, 11:01 PM
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Real name is Nazo. Is an Italian Pizza Delivery Guy.
"Hip...hip-hop...hip-hop-anonymous?" (Big Daddy reference) |
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03-29-2006, 11:16 PM
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delivers and orders chop suey boxes (suey means rat, and chop means chopped)
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03-29-2006, 11:23 PM
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Is a professional writer...
..for fortune cookies: "You are now poorer by $6.95. Plus tip." Genius. |
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03-29-2006, 11:36 PM
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Is a professional teletubbi...
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03-30-2006, 01:04 AM
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Is really Blab's Nemesis.
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03-30-2006, 02:27 AM
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blablas a lot
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03-30-2006, 03:12 AM
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Inactive.
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Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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Is a cheez-puff head (the quality goes down as the poster takes hydrocodone and is in pain)
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03-30-2006, 03:54 AM
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Location: Miami, FL
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Met Captain Morgan
EL: "Hey, are you the guy from the Rum bottle?" CM: "Argh! 'tis me. Got a little Captain in you?" EL: "Hmmm......... not really." CM: "Would you like to?"
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03-30-2006, 03:58 AM
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Inactive.
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Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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Is friends with Captain Hazelwood.
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03-30-2006, 08:31 AM
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Abandoned a perfectly good avatar of an attractive girl in favor of what appears to be a hedgehog with a necklace. And two enormous white eyes.
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03-30-2006, 07:43 PM
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Went to the zoo and threw his tiny little cute fluffy puppy dog into the lion's cage because the poor thing couldn't fetch a baseball bat...
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03-31-2006, 01:07 AM
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Enjoys taking sheep on long walks along cliffs.
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03-31-2006, 02:22 AM
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His little geekish brother recently asked him, "What is Nasdaq"? He answered, "That, my little sucker, is an Alaskan bird species, a distant relative of the South Duck".
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