The Cussing Thread - Page 81 - Dallas-Mavs.com Forums

GermanDunk · 05-28-2009, 07:51 PM

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Seriously, Good Fellatias is an awesome movie

Are you Martin Screwsese ?

Flacolaco · 06-05-2009, 02:19 PM

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Beat the Red Sox!

Beat off in your sox!

I'm sure the Rangers appreciate that touching tribute.

DirkFTW · 06-05-2009, 03:12 PM

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I'm sure the Rangers appreciate my recent touching.

You cost us the Yankees game, you perv!

Flacolaco · 06-10-2009, 02:51 PM

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I love the summer time. Petite, tan bodies in little bathing suits...what could be better? I wish their parents would stop interfering, though. They've got the water wings on, it's not like they're going to drown.

That post took a nasty turn there at the end.

DirkFTW · 06-10-2009, 04:57 PM

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That post took a nasty turn there at the end. That's what she said.

Dude, grow up.

bernardos70 · 06-13-2009, 01:25 PM

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If the mavs traded for him, I'd totally open up my homosexuality to Gay

Not only is it in the wrong thread, but it's also missing the double-entendre that made the other comments funny. Sad, really.

DirkFTW · 06-15-2009, 01:05 PM

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With the mantle of the parrot, I instill fear in the hearts of trolls!

*snicker*

Flacolaco · 06-16-2009, 11:54 AM

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Stop snickering. It's not funny that I got my Di*k caught in my shoe laces again.

How in the heck did you....never mind.

DirkFTW · 06-17-2009, 01:13 PM

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I like Bud Light Lime.

Ha-ha!

Wait, what do you mean it's not a misquotation?

u2sarajevo · 06-17-2009, 01:39 PM

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I like Bud Light Lime.

Dude that stuff is garbage! Give me what my body desires, an ice cold Coors Light!

Or you could just go with straight water. Drink it in a non-transparent glass and you will never know the difference.

sike · 06-17-2009, 03:28 PM

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Or you could just go with straight water. Rip out your eyes and you will never know the difference.

What if I like to see?

bernardos70 · 06-17-2009, 04:53 PM

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Or you could just go with a straight guy. Rip off your panties and you will never know the difference.

What if I like what I see?

I guess you could join him in interspecies erotica?

GermanDunk · 06-19-2009, 05:43 AM

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Oh no. I guess that was me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggSLAzibkRo

DirkFTW · 06-22-2009, 12:02 PM

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OMG, I videotaped Dirk giving someone wedgie!

Paste this link to Rick Roll someone

Rick Roll Fail!

mcsluggo · 06-22-2009, 02:21 PM

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Rick Astley is soooooo dreamie!

he does have a very deep voice, for being such a twerp.

Flacolaco · 06-26-2009, 11:29 AM

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I'm tweeting about my penis. Follow my "feed" here at http://twitter.com/omg_wtf_is_that

This twitter thing has got to stop.

DirkFTW · 06-26-2009, 11:38 AM

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This twitter thing has got to stop. How am I supposed to run Iran?

Wait... when you said you were working late last night because memory storage had been wiped clean, that was a human wasn't it??

Flacolaco · 06-26-2009, 11:47 AM

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I'm tweeting about my penis. Follow my "feed" here at http://twitter.com/omg_wtf_is_that

140 characters are not nearly enough to describe that piece of heaven!

I'm going to ban you, un-ban you, and ban you again for good measure.

DirkFTW · 06-26-2009, 02:25 PM

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I'm going to turn food into a suppository for good measure.

That's a creepily accurate impression of the good doctor...

Flacolaco · 06-29-2009, 01:54 PM

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I am doing free prostate exams this Saturday. In my basement. Bring a friend. And some wine coolers.

That's a strange kind of way to practice medicine.

DirkFTW · 06-29-2009, 03:41 PM

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Needles are a strange kind of way to practice medicine since we've already invented suppositories.

I'm starting to wonder if this still is an act...

Flacolaco · 06-30-2009, 10:30 AM

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I'm starting to wonder if you guys are uncomfortable with me always steering the conversation back towards the buttocks.

Ya think?

bernardos70 · 06-30-2009, 11:04 AM

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My latest prostate exam was amazing. I still don't know how the doctor did it........ he had both his hands on my shoulders

You were conned, my friend.

mcsluggo · 06-30-2009, 11:30 AM

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My latest prostate exam was amazing. I still don't know how the doctor did it........ he had both his hands on my shoulders

You were OUTSTANDING, my friend! Come back to my "doctor's office" anytime!

don't you need some sort of training to be a doctor...?

Flacolaco · 06-30-2009, 11:34 AM

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don't I need some sort of training to see that kind of "doctor"

?

Note how your fingers are all different sizes.

You've gone too far this time. I'm banning all of you.

DirkFTW · 06-30-2009, 01:44 PM

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You've gone too far this time!

The internet is a public place. Keep that talk in your bedroom.

Flacolaco · 07-02-2009, 10:57 AM

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For the 4th, I'm painting my dong red, lefty "the cantaloupe" white, and righty "the flat tire" blue.

That paints a terrible, horrific picture, and is NOT a touching tribute to America.

DirkFTW · 07-02-2009, 12:00 PM

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My new dong-brush paints a terrible, horrific picture, but it is a "touching" tribute to America. Order now and we'll give you a second set for free! That's a $400 value!

You may have trouble with advertising now that Billy Mays has moved on to the great tube above.

bernardos70 · 07-03-2009, 10:18 AM

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I hope they keep airing Billy Mays commercials...... his beard just does it for me on those lonely late nights.

Really..... I'm guessing you're one of the people the Slapchop guy was referring to when he says "you're gonna love my nuts" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs

mqywaaah · 07-06-2009, 01:21 AM

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"you're gonna love my nuts"

I am asuming they aren't Cashew?

DirkFTW · 07-06-2009, 10:19 AM

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You know what kind of nuts economists hate during an inflationary period? Cashews.

That's... terrible.

mcsluggo · 07-06-2009, 12:37 PM

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You taste terrible.

too much ice cream and not enough pineapples.

DirkFTW · 07-08-2009, 09:50 AM

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I've got a very special picture of myself I will post when the board hits 1 million posts. Teaser- thank goodness it wasn't cold when I took it!

Please let U2 be on duty at that dreaded hour.

Flacolaco · 07-08-2009, 09:54 AM

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Please let U2 be all up in my dootie for a whole hour.

wat

SMC0007 · 07-08-2009, 04:53 PM

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wat

Weenus
Anus
Testicles

3 of my favorite things.

sounds heavenly!

DirkFTW · 07-10-2009, 02:43 PM

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pounds heavenly!

Please tell me you're doing carpentry and not "woodwork".

Flacolaco · 07-23-2009, 12:10 AM

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Tonight I announced that I'm definitely going to pull out by 2011.

Funny. A similar pullout that will leave the host incredibly unfulfilled, vulnerable, and a little pissy was announced tonight.

DirkFTW · 07-23-2009, 09:05 PM

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Help, I fractured my funny bone!

Just rest a bit and it'll be okay. Unless "funny bone" is a euphemism, in which case ouch.

Flacolaco · 07-24-2009, 11:38 PM

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I call it my "funny" bone because it makes girls laugh, but my mother always said it was cute.

Somehow, I am not shocked by this appalling admission.

DirkFTW · 07-30-2009, 10:27 AM

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Somehow, I am not shocked by Tim Thomas.

You mean "Tim Thomas's signing"... right?