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Look who's running for President in 2008.........
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08-15-2005, 08:49 AM
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RE: Look who's running for President in 2008.........
Very scary.....
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08-16-2005, 03:03 AM
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RE:Look who's running for President in 2008.........
Text of the 2010 State of the Union Address:
The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. |
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08-16-2005, 03:32 AM
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RE: Look who's running for President in 2008.........
I think Walken is a great actor, but if in real life he is remotely like the characters he plays, THAT would be really scary. I'd rather vote for Arnold...
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RE: Look who's running for President in 2008.........
good one rev.....classic.
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08-16-2005, 07:01 PM
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RE:Look who's running for President in 2008.........
"Two mice fell into an bucket of milk. One drown. The other started kicking and kicking until that milk churned into cream and climbed out. I am the second mouse."
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08-18-2005, 07:36 AM
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RE:Look who's running for President in 2008.........
Scarier (in the lunatic sense) still is that Joe Biden is poking around to see if he has a chance at the nomination.
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08-18-2005, 11:48 AM
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RE:Look who's running for President in 2008.........
A Christopher Walken administration (with perhaps Kinky Friedman as VP?) would undoubtedly get Saturday Night Live back to respectibility.
Who wouldn't want this guy for prez?  (from his campaign website) |
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