11-20-2006, 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
hmm....should I ride the sike stick during the Mavericks game tonight or get out my Modanodoll and give him all my lovin' while watching the Stars....
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Personally, neither one sounds the least bit interesting(outside of watching the actual game)... and when you do decide, don't let us know....
What happened to just being able to enjoy a Sports game. Stop tricking it up for your own pleasure.
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11-20-2006, 04:32 PM
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#562
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
At half time, I usually plug in the washing machine and ride it around the yard while my wife goes out for more Old Milwaukees Best.
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I thought you lived in New York?
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11-20-2006, 04:51 PM
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New York?
ummmmm.... no offense to the New Yorkers of the board but HELL NO!
I'm from Texas. Born in Dallas..... always lived in Dallas (suburbs) (outside of the 4 years in Austin)
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11-20-2006, 04:57 PM
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lol I was being sarcastic because of your avatar/location.
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11-20-2006, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
lol let me speak with no sarcasm when I say that I KNOW you are a stinking Yankee!
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I really see nothing that would indicate a "lol" from my previous post, but whatever. And just because you apparently THINK I'm from New York does not make it so. It's amazing how a message board gives a poster the ability to be all knowing.
edit: (not in character statement - I was really racking my brain trying to figure out how I could have given that impression.... my Location didn't dawn on me.... )
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11-21-2006, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Sike hasn't been around lately because I caught him, stuffed him, and he's going in the oven on Thursday morning for a big Thanksgiving dinner
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I'm calling the cops....
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11-21-2006, 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I'm calling my male stripper friend that brings his other friends over and they strip while dressed like cops....
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whatever floats your boat I guess.... please tell me that his "friends" are of the female variety.... somehow, I fear that is not the case....
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11-21-2006, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
my friends sent a stripper cop to me one time when I just happen to be at home dancing naked to loud music in front of an open window. He was so realistic and such a tease. We got all the way to "jail", and some of the "prisoners" really showed me a good time. I even had to post bail to get out later on! It was so much fun. and they kept on pretending it was real what dedication to a bit!
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um I think you got arrested dude....
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11-21-2006, 04:12 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
um I think you got "arrested" by MY dude....
I'm a little bit pissed right now.
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Two things here:
1. The post you quoted from me was one of your own fantasies....
2. I didn't get arrested by anyone, so you can rest safely knowing your "cop" is true to you.
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11-21-2006, 04:30 PM
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wow... i haven't participated in this thread for a while. i thought to myself, "maybe i should check on it. surely it hasn't gotten gayer. there's no way the thread could get any gayer than it already was."
boy, was i wrong. you guys have taken this to a whole new level of gay. a level that has never before been seen on this planet. and the resident alien hasn't even posted in this for a while. how do you explain that?!
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11-21-2006, 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Big Boy Laroux
wow... i haven't participated in this thread for a while. i thought to myself, "maybe i should check on it. i hope it has gotten gayer. i really hope it's gayer than it was before."
boy, was i wrong. you guys have disappointed me. you guys obviously know NOTHING about being gay. i can take you to a level of gay that has never before been seen on this planet. and the resident alien hasn't even posted in this for a while. how do you explain that?!
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sike is probably busy.... as to you taking this thread to a level of gay "never before seen on this planet".... i'll take the zero...
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11-24-2006, 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
hey guys, did UT win today?
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oh poor u2....
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11-24-2006, 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
oh poor u2....I know you're randy for sikeyloving, as you call it...but I'm always here to lend you a hand...or a willing orifice
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stragne...I leave town for a few days to spead the good news to the people of New Orleans and I come back to this???
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11-24-2006, 08:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
stragne...I leave town for a few days to loot and rape the good people of New Orleans and I come back to this???
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Hasn't New Orleans been through enough without you adding havoc to their lives?
Oh, and what in the world does stragne mean?
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11-25-2006, 03:24 AM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Oh, and what in the world does goatrape mean? because I just paid $450 to get to do it and would like some details before hand...
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sigh....silly, U2....trix are for kids.
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11-25-2006, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
funny story about how I found a place that makes "goatrape" appointments.....
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I bet it's not that funny....
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11-25-2006, 01:48 PM
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[censored] you, ya [censored] [censored].
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11-27-2006, 11:12 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SaltwaterChaffy
screw me.
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like Flaco needed an invitation....sheesh....
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11-27-2006, 12:13 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
like Flaco needed an invitation....but just in case, Flaco with your rubbers so bright, won't you plug my hole tonight?....
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getting into the christmas spirit in your customary sick way, you disgusting pervert?
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11-27-2006, 01:04 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
you want disgusting? trust me I can pervert any good person!...can't I?
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sounds like you're having second thoughts...just saying
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11-27-2006, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
sounds like you're having second thoughts...just saying I think it could be a night to remember, and I know u2 would pay for the whole thing, you wouldn't have to worry about anything....
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so now you're pimping for him?
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11-27-2006, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
so now you're pimping for him?
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uhhhh....when havn't I been?
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11-27-2006, 03:38 PM
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Since u2 has had ample time to defend his honor and hasn't yet...I'm going to have to accept all of this as fact.
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11-27-2006, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Since u2 has had ample time to defend his honor and hasn't yet...I'm going to have to accept that his booty is for sale and I've got twenty bucks!.
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I don't see how quoting Grego will help...
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11-27-2006, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
I don't see how quoting Grego will help.... you should quote Rhyner instead.
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I hate to tell you, but Rhyner's dead.
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11-27-2006, 05:33 PM
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what about the old gray wolf?
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11-27-2006, 05:36 PM
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hmm....getting into Ticket minutia seems to be taking away from the gay jokes
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11-27-2006, 05:38 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
hmm....getting into Ticket minutia makes me horny....for men
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feel better?
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11-27-2006, 05:40 PM
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not really.
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11-27-2006, 05:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I'm not really happy inside
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well who didn't know that?
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11-27-2006, 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
on friday my mom and I took all the leftover gravy and an inflatable kiddy pool and had a "wrastlin" match while my old man video taped the whole thing, and my brother watched but kept a blanket on his lap the whole time...
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ok....now I feel like things are back to normal.
also, you're weird.
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11-27-2006, 05:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
spank me U2!!!!ok....now I feel like things are back to normal.
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well...if you call that normal?
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11-28-2006, 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by sike
Do you think Mike Vanderpenis will still come by on tuesdays to spoon me and call me sike-bear?
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vanderwhat? im sorry?
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11-29-2006, 12:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
vanderwhat? im sorry, I was too busy humping my Donavan Mcnab doll?...
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bro...grab spell check or something...
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11-29-2006, 12:36 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Have I ever told you guys one of my favorite things to do? My bro grabs my nutsack....or something.....
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No you haven't told us, but really, we don't want to know.
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11-29-2006, 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by nashtymavsfan13
tell me about this strange thing..."nutsack"..I don't know this word
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well...thats cause you are a chick.....who's been in a cave.
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11-29-2006, 09:44 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I want to hump a more Godly man.
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that WAS random
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11-29-2006, 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I love whore
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I thought it was lamp....what happend to lamp?....did you just kick lamp to the curb for whore?
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11-29-2006, 10:12 AM
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lamp was a filthy cheating slut
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11-29-2006, 10:13 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I was a filthy cheating slut
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so lamp left?
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