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Old 03-11-2008, 10:46 AM   #1
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'Creepy gnome' terrorizes town
By VIRGINIA WHEELER

Published: Today

A TOWN in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a 'creepy gnome' that locals claim stalks the streets at night.

The midget - which wears a pointy hat and has a distinctive sideways walk - was caught on video last week by a terrified group of youngsters.

Teenager Jose Alvarez - who filmed the gnome - yesterday told national newspaper El Tribuno that they caught the creature while larking about in their hometown of General Guemes, in the province of Salta, Argentina.

He said: “We were chatting about our last fishing trip. It was one in the morning.

“I began to film a bit with my mobile phone while the others were chatting and joking.

"Suddenly we heard something - a weird noise as if someone was throwing stones.

"We looked to one side and saw that the grass was moving. To begin with we thought it was a dog but when we saw this gnome-like figure begin to emerge we were really afraid."

Jose added that other locals had come forward to say they had spotted the gnome.

He said: “This is no joke. We are still afraid to go out - just like everyone else in the neighbourhood now.

"One of my friends was so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital.”

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...icle902014.ece
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Old 03-11-2008, 10:57 AM   #2
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Old 03-11-2008, 11:01 AM   #3
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Either that..... or Ron and Hermione moved to South America and Ron forgot to degnome the garden?
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They're afraid? Really???

At his size, the only thing to fear is getting punched in the nuts!
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They're afraid? Really???

At his size, the only thing to fear is getting punched in the nuts!

haha, lol. that was funny. i know, what the hell?

i'd get me and my boys together, get some flash lights and some baseball bats. And go looking for this guy. Beat his a$$ so he walks straight instead of sideways!

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I like Sike's hat...
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I love how a Germanic gnome is terrorizing Argentina - he must have gotten a good deal on airfare!
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Sike I like the hat, where'dya get it?
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I hope Bush doesn't find out about this. I like sike. Hate to see him on the butt end of a WMD
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just sprinkle some garlic on it, no?
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I think *terrorizes* is a bit of a strong term, and an overreaction on the folks in the town....We're talking about a funny looking midget in a pointy hat, what's so terrifying about that?

I would think "Creepy Gnome Mildly Amuses South American Town" would be a more rational response.
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Old 03-11-2008, 12:13 PM   #17
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alexamenos I always hear don knotts reading your posts in my head when I look at them... and that just makes them that much better.
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sniff...hands have always run in my family.
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I hate you guys...

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sike are you posting from South America?
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