If anyone cares....O.J Simpson is officially

[mary]

GUILTY!

[mary]

Better late than never?

LAS VEGAS — A jury here Friday night found O. J. Simpson guilty of robbery and kidnapping, a verdict that came 13 years to the day after Mr. Simpson was acquitted in the highly publicized murders of his ex-wife and her friend.

According to the guy speaking on tv, OJ will most likely spend the rest of his miserable life in prison.

[alby]

5 years to life.

[mary]

I don't mean to be flippant about this but...

[mary]

Originally Posted by alby

5 years to life.

Unless this guy is completely wrong, there's a 15 year minimum for the kidnapping charge alone.

[MavsWiLLHaVeRinGs]

I wonder if O.J. felt guilty about getting off scott free killing his wife, (besides paying money) and commited this other crime just so he could spend the rest of his life in jail. Either that or he really thought he was invincible after the murder case and did this other thing.

[GermanDunk]

How it started

How it ended

[alby]

How mad will you be if he gets out in less than 15

[Evilmav2]

Well, I guess they finally got their man.


Case Closed...

[MavsX]

i saw this. thank god. I hope that bastard rots in hell.

[Big Boy Laroux]

loved the joke on SNL Weekend Update:

paraphrasing...

"OJ Simpson was found guilty on all counts of kidnapping and Fraud... but really Murder"

[DirkFTW]

Dumb. After Cochran died, he should have known to keep his nose clean. The Chewbacca defense requires expert delivery or else it will fail miserably.

[fluid.forty.one]

Originally Posted by GermanDunk

How it started

How it ended

LOL

[DirkFTW]

O.J. sentenced to as much as 33 years for robbery

LAS VEGAS (AP) - A broken O.J. Simpson was sentenced Friday to as much as 33 years in prison for a hotel armed robbery after a judge rejected his apology and said, "It was much more than stupidity." The 61-year-old football Hall of Famer stood shackled and stone-faced when Judge Jackie Glass quickly rattled off his punishment soon after he made a rambling, five-minute plea for leniency, choking back tears as he told her: "I didn't want to steal anything from anyone. ... I'm sorry, sorry."

Simpson said he was simply trying to retrieve sports memorabilia and other mementos, including his first wife's wedding ring, from two dealers when he stormed a Las Vegas hotel room on Sept. 13, 2007.

But the judge emphasized that it was a violent confrontation in which at least one gun was drawn, and she said someone could have been killed. She said the evidence was overwhelming, with the planning, the confrontation itself and the aftermath all recorded on audio or videotape.

Glass, a no-nonsense judge known for her tough sentences, imposed such a complex series of consecutive and concurrent sentences that even many attorneys watching the case were confused as to how much time Simpson got.

Simpson could serve up to 33 years but could be eligible for parole after nine years, according to Elana Roberto, the judge's clerk.

Some one-liners I saw:

"The Juice is no longer loose."
"The Juice is in the can."
"What does O.J. stand for? Orange Jumpsuit!"
"He used to be a running back, now he's gonna be a wide receiver."
"Now, nobody will ever mistake him for a tight end."

[FINtastic]

Originally Posted by DirkFTW

Dumb. After Cochran died, he should have known to keep his nose clean. The Chewbacca defense requires expert delivery or else it will fail miserably.

lmao, gotta love the South Park reference.

[Evilmav2]

Hip hip hooray. The peanut gallery finally got their lynching...

[u2sarajevo]

EVIL!!!!

You have been sorely missed. Welcome back.

[MavsX]

thank god