The Cussing Thread

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

You know what my favorite Winter Olympic sport is? Mens Naked Luge

I uhh...I don't think that's a real thing.

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I uhh...U2, I don't think that's a real thing.

I do not want to know what u2 asked you to look at...

[DirkFTW]

Originally Posted by sike

I'm back from Flaco's and I just want you all to know that they're real and they're spectacular!

Granted Flaco's got some awesome hockey paraphernalia, but you really should be careful using that Seinfeld line like that.

[sike]

Originally Posted by DirkFTW

Granted Flaco is half frog and half fig newton, but I gotta say, he left me totally satisfied.

in what way? On second thought, never mind.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by sike

So guys, when it starts to ooze out pus is it still okay to hook up with my wife?

ick... NO. and ick.

[sike]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

ick... NO. and ick...when that happens, come over to MY house!

I don't understand.

[DirkFTW]

Originally Posted by sike

I don't understand. It's been 12 hours since I took my dad's blue vitamins and mini-me is still at attention.

Um... you may want to call a doctor.