03-23-2007, 07:54 PM
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#1201
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I was talking to my wife about alien threesomes. what do you think sike bear?
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Somehow I think your wife would get left out
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03-24-2007, 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Somehow I think your wife would get left out, so don't bother bringer her to our Chrochet nite.... she never has the patience for knitting, and would just end up straying off and watching the basketball game anyhow. Cretin.
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you are probably right.
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03-24-2007, 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by mcsluggo
you are probably right, I am weakening this thread.
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no doubt.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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03-24-2007, 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
no doubt.
On an unrelated note, I recently was awarded a free magazine subscription for being the 7th ranked Mary Kay salesman in the greater waxahachie area for the month of February. I've narrowed my choices down to four....
Tiger Beat -- so I can keep up with cast and crew of 'That's So Raven';
The Weekly Wiccan -- a weekly digest of pagan stories and organic recipes;
Oppressed Class -- the magazine for marxist-feminist studies; or
Sports Illustrated -- it's a magazine that has something to do with sports.
Any recommendations?
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I suggest Sport's Illustrated, and I'm frankly a bit bothered that you couldn't make this decision on your own.
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03-26-2007, 09:29 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by alexamenos
I suggest Sport's Illustrated, and I'm frankly a bit bothered that you couldn't make this decision on your own. I love you long time
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is that like your sign off?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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03-26-2007, 09:38 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
is that like your sign off? hey btw, does anyone know how to get a penis back out of the hole of a 2-liter fresca bottle?
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just another monday morning eh sike?
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03-26-2007, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
just another monday morning eh sike?
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stop kissing my butt.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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03-26-2007, 09:57 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
stop kissing my butt.
Thats all the stimulation I can take there... keep going somewhere else, though, you she-man-devil !!!
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She-man-devil....? I don't want to ask.
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03-26-2007, 10:16 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
She-man-devil....? I don't want to ask...but i like it
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but I didn't acutally say that!?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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03-26-2007, 10:16 AM
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I had a feeling that post #1210 in this thread would be a good one
Last edited by Flacolaco; 03-26-2007 at 10:17 AM.
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03-26-2007, 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I had a feeling that post #1210 in this thread would be a good one...but that didn't stop me from following it with my usual squatpoddle
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squatpoddle?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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03-26-2007, 10:23 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
sounds like someone's got a case of the mondays!!!
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oh please don't say that...
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03-26-2007, 10:35 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
wiggle it, just a little bit....
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Reliving the 90's?
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03-26-2007, 10:49 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I am woman, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
And I know too much to go back an' pretend
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reliving the seventies?
and for some reason I always thought you were a dude.
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03-26-2007, 10:56 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
but I didn't acutally say that!?
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^^^
underrated line, imo.
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03-26-2007, 11:00 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by alexamenos
"Hi, my name is Alex.... may I lick you where you pee?"
^^^
underrated line, imo.
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underrated by what criteria?
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03-26-2007, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by mcsluggo
underrated by what criteria? compared to u2's? Well then yeah I guess it's kind of long
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why is being gay such a fad right now?
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03-26-2007, 11:10 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
why is being gay such a fad right now? This is especially problematic for me because I'm a staunch conformist.
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geez flac, if everybody else jumped off a bridge would you jump too?
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03-26-2007, 11:29 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by alexamenos
geez flac, if everybody else jumped off a bridge would u2?
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we can only hope.
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03-26-2007, 11:50 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
we can only hope that underoos start selling in the "over 12" cactegory again soon.
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hello kitty will NEVER go out of style, will it.
Last edited by mcsluggo; 03-26-2007 at 11:51 AM.
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03-26-2007, 12:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
I'm wearing my "hello kitty" merkin today.
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gross.
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03-26-2007, 01:40 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
gross, they had to KILL hello kitty to make your merkin !!!??
well, I bet it is MUCH more soft and comfy than mine made of the standard high school locker room sweepings.
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WTF is Merkin? Isn't she the president of Germany, or something?
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03-26-2007, 06:39 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
WTF is Merkin? I don't know what it is...but I want it...lots of it...and all the time...fill me with merkin
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someone should really tell you what that word means...
but I think you actually know
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03-26-2007, 11:18 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
someone should really tell you what that word means...
but I think you actually know seeing as you are my official merkin hairdresser. It's time for a trim, so come on over!
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Well apparently he DOES know what it means....
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03-26-2007, 11:44 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I googled "merkin hairdresser" and now those guys from NBC dateline are wanting to come inside....
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if only that were the only people you knew that wanted to "come inside"
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03-27-2007, 03:17 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
if only you knew that I wanted to "come inside"
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it was rainy yesterday.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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03-27-2007, 03:33 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
it was rainy yesterday, so I played with my dolls ALL day long
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when life hands you lemons, make lemonaide
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03-27-2007, 03:47 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
when your hands are on your lemons, you make "lemonade"
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most of us usually hold the other part
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03-27-2007, 03:48 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
the way you squeeze my lemon, I'm gonna fall right out of bed.
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wtf? are you channeling led zeppelin?
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03-27-2007, 05:06 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by alexamenos
wtf? are you kidding me? on my tv i was channeling (you know, going through the channels) and up came a picture of all the members of led zeppelin and they were naked. can you believe that? i had to stare for a looooong time.
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I'm pretty sure that was more than likely a photoshop type job.
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03-27-2007, 11:00 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I'm pretty sure that was more than likely a photoshop type job. Like the time I photoshopped my wifes body onto michael jacksons head
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no more talking
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03-28-2007, 08:09 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
no more talking. shut up and kiss me.
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Flacolaco takes the bull by the horns.
I wish he wouldn't.
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03-28-2007, 09:10 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
Flacolaco takes the bull by the horns.
I wish he wouldn't...I don't like sharing my bull!
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I see...
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03-28-2007, 09:14 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I see...the bulls on my home planet have 4 horns
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the bulls on our planet have ben wallace
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03-28-2007, 09:16 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
the bulls on our planet have ben wallace...I love me some black angus!
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ok?
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03-28-2007, 09:18 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
ok? I love me some black anus!
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well that was predictable
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03-28-2007, 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
well that was predictable
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too easy sir....beneath even your standards...
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03-28-2007, 09:40 AM
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Sorry I can't seem to wake up today
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03-28-2007, 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I am no funny
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"not"...the word is "not".
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03-28-2007, 10:10 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
"merkin"...the word is "merkin".
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what is up with your "merkin" fascination?
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