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04-07-2006, 03:08 AM
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Official Dallas Mavericks at San Antonio Squirts Gameday Thread
This is the first Gameday thread I have started this year and it just might be the biggest game of the year. Time to step up and get that much closer to what is rightfully ours, 1st seed in the Western Conference!!! Time for Dirk to step up and show that he is the clear cut MVP by rolling out one of his best games with Bruce "lil bitch" Bowen all over him.
Whoever is attending the game, please pick up a ribeye for Horry so he will stay off of Stackhouse! Mavs - 102 SA - 95 LETS GO BOYS... ROLL EM!
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04-07-2006, 03:28 AM
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Our Mavs are going to fix bayonets and run those pink-assed, yellow-bellied sp*rs bastards through a stabbing mill tonight. Long live the Asterisk! The Asterisk is already dead...
 Bayonet stabs in yellow sp*r bellies. Huzzah!!!!
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04-07-2006, 03:30 AM
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Male23 "Iron Ball" Dan moves forward when others retreat...
Thanks for getting this Game Day Thread rolling. Let's continue the trend of the last two games. A convincing win would be nice. Unfortunately I won't be able to watch it on telly. Why? The TV station morons here in Asia prefer to show Kobe vs. Nashty.... ggggrrrrhhhh!!!!
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04-07-2006, 05:05 AM
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Big game coming up...unfortunately a live game at 2 am over here. But this game is too damn important to miss out.
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04-07-2006, 06:29 AM
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you got premiere digit? or you got a link where i can watch it online for free?
Mavs alot Spurs alot less
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04-07-2006, 06:58 AM
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nice to have the german fans around... mavs win 98-85, this ones gonna be close but i predict we have a run sometime to put it away
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04-07-2006, 07:07 AM
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As the Iron Sheik once said about Brian Blair. . . . . .
"Put 'em in the Camel Clutch, break their back, **** 'em in the ***, and then make 'em humble!!"
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04-07-2006, 07:13 AM
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Okay...about to hit the trail to run down to san antonio and watch the mavs kick the sp*rs butt.
Mavs 95-87... GO MAVS!
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04-07-2006, 07:35 AM
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I forgot the score
Mavs 93 Spurs 90
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04-07-2006, 07:56 AM
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Mavs 101
Spurs 95 Let's go Mavs! |
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04-07-2006, 08:04 AM
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Male23Dan's gameday thread is as good as his arcade playin'. Mavs all the way, baby!
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04-07-2006, 08:09 AM
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Good luck to your team tonight. I'm looking forward to an awesome game. I've had this one circled on the calendar all year....
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04-07-2006, 09:28 AM
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William Wallace was a Mavs fan.
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04-07-2006, 09:31 AM
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Spurs fan here.
Mavs will bring it tonite. Spurs will not. Mavs in a blowout. |
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04-07-2006, 09:41 AM
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Wheeeewww the excitement.....Can't stand it
Close battle 98-92 Mavs
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04-07-2006, 09:41 AM
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Today is the day.... shall I say the part of the season... that it is necessary for me to shed the pessimistic parts of me and proudly don the Blue and Green Shades of the MIGHTY MIGHTY MIGHTY Dallas Mavericks. It's time for in your face, in the paint, fade away clinics to be administered to the rest of the NBA.
And I am here to declare to you, my fellow Maverick fanaticals, that we will not rest until that elusive gold Trophy that they hand out at the end of each season finally rests in the hands of Avery Johnson and his underrated team of Hardcourt militia. It is time to extend the symbolic middle finger to Barkley, Kenny, Walton, Spurs fans, Piston fans, Suns fans, and anyone else that has doubted this MIGHTY MIGHTY MIGHTY team that calls Big D it's home. It is the waning moments of the season that started a little over 5 months ago. But we ain't done. We ain't done...... .....not until Dirk, JET, Dash, JHo, Quesy, Stack, Damp, Diop, Griff, DJ, and SuperSpare welcome Larry O'Brien home.
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04-07-2006, 10:26 AM
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UGH! I'm hosting a baby shower tonight so I can't be here with you guys in the game day thread. Silly mother delivered early causing us to have to postpone the shower. So not happy!
Prediction: 98-96 Mavs
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04-07-2006, 10:31 AM
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the same mother who ran off with her lesbian lover?
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04-07-2006, 11:53 AM
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How it's going to be...
The evening will start off uneventfully enough. Following tip-off, the Spurs will play their game and build a lead on the Mavs entering the 2nd Quarter.
Tony Parker will weave his way through the defense...  Ginobili will take it to the rim at will...  And Bruce Bowen will play smothering defense on the "Nitzki"...limiting him to only a handful of shots.  The Mavericks loyal will look on nervously as the pride of Dallas lose focus and allow the Spurs to continue building their lead in the 2nd. "What will become of us should the Mavericks lose?" they ask. "The Wicked Spurs of the West will surely pillage our villages, ransack our houses, and do unmentionable things to our attractive women!" Mark Cuban will weep uncontrollably...  BUT WAIT! Halfway through the 2nd Quarter - something happens...'something' is thrown from the stands and strikes our hero "Nitzki" on the head!  "Scheißen!!!" (Sh*t!!!) Rubbing his aching skull and looking down to see what struck him, "Nitzki" gives a shout of joy!  'Tis a can of Mavericks-branded Whoop-Ass!!! "Nitzki" opens the can with a squeeze of his mighty fist to find that pure glory lies within:  Oh yes...the Spurs are in trouble now...see how their effeminate knees knock together...  It'll only hurt for a second Timmah...just remember to lube up.  "Courtside, in the paint, fadeaway, in your face..."  The Spurs even bring David Robinson out of retirement to slow down the streaking Mavs...but to no avail. The next 30 minutes of basketball will be remembered as the, "Thirty Most Perfect Minutes of Basketball Ever". The Mavericks do not miss a shot. They limit the Spurs to 0 pts and spank them like a disobedient child. In the final quarter...'Pop' (who will now be referred to as 'son') puts his proverbial tail between his legs and tosses his reserves to the wolves.  The 'Mighty' Spurs can do little but watch the beatdown continue (though Bowen appears more interested in Manu's goodies). Dejected, beaten, and bloodied...the only solace their whipped and red *sses can find is in the plush chairs of their bench. Jeered and ridiculed by their home fans, the Spurs players contemplate retirement, trades, or simply ending it all and going to play for Atlanta. And finally...it is over.  Victory. Glory. Immortality.  Mark Cuban is so happy he sh*ts himself... 
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04-07-2006, 12:09 PM
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haha wow i love it....
mavs in a runaway 98-79
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04-07-2006, 12:30 PM
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Wow, a great story, and illustrated too! Makes it easy enough for safety-helmet-wearing fans like me to follow the wild ride that is the conclusion to the Mavs' season.
[edit] I forgot to add "Post-of-the-Year" for its creativity if there is such an award handed out in this forum... Last edited by atrewsfan; 04-07-2006 at 12:39 PM. |
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04-07-2006, 12:32 PM
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HA...Good stuff!
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04-07-2006, 12:43 PM
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Bruce Bowen should get hit tonight
Mavs should be working on play where Dirk comes around the corner and Diop or one of the big guys sets a really hard screen. I want it so hard that Bowen gets knocked on his butt. Just a little love tap saying, "Hey, we won't take your shit"
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04-07-2006, 12:44 PM
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its almost like a picture book. you should make this a tradition for the playoffs
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04-07-2006, 01:40 PM
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Must win or we are doomed.
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04-07-2006, 01:45 PM
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Some people have way to much time on their hands.
Anyway............. Mavs win tonight because Dirk elbows Bowen in the nose with a fundamental swing through, in turn, Bowen plays like the whiney pussy that he is for the rest of the game. Dirk scores 38 as Mavs cruise 96 - 85. |
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04-07-2006, 02:07 PM
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Must win? Really? Doomed? C'mon, this should be an exciting game but I put less stock in this one than their last meeting. Josh is still getting his rythm back, Alien seems to be OK but who knows for sure, and Devins out. Most interesting will be how the spares play. Hopefully they will step up and make a game out of it. Mavs win 92-88
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I saw it in a dream but I can't remember the exact score.
Either: 101-76, Dallas or 107-79, Dallas. Go Dallas!
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04-07-2006, 03:20 PM
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I hope your right rabbit! If so...got anything for the playoffs??
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who the hell is "Alien"????
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Dirk has got to stay aggressive against Bowen. He can't just allow Bowen todictate where and when Dirk shoots. Dirk has got to dictate when and where Dirk shoots.
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Get ready, kids. This is gonna be a freakin' street brawl!
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Dirk rushed that shot.
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And then Dirk hesitates.
Shoot it when it's there but don't rush the shot. Damn.
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04-07-2006, 07:12 PM
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Dallas missed two easy shots.
Dirk and Howard have to finish those shots.
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Nice dunk by Stack but Dirk is struggling out there.
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It's almost as if he trying to "score so quick" that he rushes everything when he shoots the ball... and the flipside to trhat is when he misses here and there he passes up his good looks.
He needs some poise right now.
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