Da Bears pop the puny ponies.....(Formerly Doc vs. Dooby thread) - Dallas-Mavs.com Forums

Drbio · 09-09-2003, 02:37 PM

It's time. SMU at Baylor. Dooby and I have been waiting for this game for a while now. We have been talking about the game for weeks and we both think our teams will be victorious. The winner will get a unique title for this thread. If Dooby's SMU poines beat my beloved Baylor bears this week in Waco, I will change the title of the thread to something like "SMU is better than Baylor" or something else that Dooby comes up with. However, if (when) my beloved Baylor Bears steamroll those SMU shetland ponies, I will be forced to change the title to something a little more reflective of the victory. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

Feel free to chime in.....but this thread is for Dooby and I.

Baylor - 26
SMU - 24

P.S. The Vegas line is Baylor +2 at home.

Sic 'em Bears!!!!!

madape · 09-09-2003, 02:49 PM

The bears are no longer just the joke of the big 12, they are the joke of college football. What was the score of that North Texas game? Is there really any hope left after they received a 50 point slaughter via the hands of the Mean Grean. I think my Arlington Heights Yellow Jackets could give them a run for the money. At least SMU has the death penalty and tight academic restrictions to blame their ineptitude on. What exuse does Baylor have? They pay their players and still get pummeled by glorified 1AA teams.

Doc- Here's your title: "Baylor Bears - The worst team money can buy"

Chicago JK · 09-09-2003, 02:57 PM

Sadly...Baylor hasn't been a division 1 team for several years. Unfortunately after the disgrace against North Texas, I think Baylor gets blown out again. As Craig James said on Fox Radio the other day, "If SMU can't beat Baylor then they should drop their football program."

Baylor is a good school, but I have lost all hope that they will ever be a factor is college football ever again. How is that for a graduate speaking. Although I am ready to start talking smack about our baseball program and our sprint relay teams.

Murphy3 · 09-09-2003, 03:01 PM

there's alot of D-1 schools that would get their asses handed to them by UNT

Drbio · 09-09-2003, 03:16 PM

I think that murph is dead on. UNT is a pretty good football team. Ask Texas Tech what they think about them. Anyone (Craig James)who pulls the Baylor should drop their football team card is a certifiable moron.

Ape- I know you love SMU, but come on...get those facts straight. That was a basketball thing that was perpetuated by one dumbass EX coach (Bliss) to one player. Bliss should be jailed for his actions and hopefully will be. An SMU fan throwing the "pay the players" stone? Bwahahahaha....

The Bears will win this game and there will much rejoicing. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

Dooby · 09-09-2003, 03:44 PM

Baylor lost to UAB. That is University of Alabama-Birmingham. I swear to God I had to look that up. At least I know what the hell Texas Tech is.

Baylor is spaaaaaaaaaaaare.

If there is a bough, I just fired a shot across it.

Dooby · 09-09-2003, 03:49 PM

Baylor will lose and there will be much drunkedness and gunplay. But no dancing! They won't be dancing in the streets of Waco, no sir! No dancing at Baylor! None!

Seriously, when they were building I-35, why did they bother to go around Baylor? They could have just gone straight through it and saved the taxpayers money. As opposed to SMU, which sits on the most valuable real estate in the state.

Did I mention there will be no dancing?

Dooby · 09-09-2003, 03:57 PM

In all honesty, the spread is Baylor by 2 because both teams suck. But the way I read it, if vegas gives 3 points to the home team, that means SMU is better than Baylor. If this were played on a neutral site, say the outlet mall in Hillsboro, SMU would be fovored.

Drbio · 09-09-2003, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by: Dooby
In all honesty, the spread is Baylor by 2 because both teams suck. But the way I read it, if vegas gives 3 points to the home team, that means SMU is better than Baylor. If this were played on a neutral site, say the outlet mall in Hillsboro, SMU would be fovored.

And we could all do something productive like picking up a few shopping items. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

Murphy3 · 09-09-2003, 05:29 PM

good stuff dooby.

by the way, i'm driving down to colorado springs to watch UNT play Air Force this weekend

German7Footer · 09-09-2003, 05:48 PM

I definitely like SMU against Baylor. I think Phil Bennett is going to have the Mustangs ready for this one....But I am a fan of the Mustangs because I know their QB. I have think their offense will be able to light up Baylor.

Prediction....SMU - 35....Baylor - 17

Dooby · 09-09-2003, 05:54 PM

Baylor: "We're no. 138!!!"

Dooby · 09-09-2003, 05:55 PM

SMU should be in the Big 12.

After all, we have the same number of Big 12 wins as Baylor (Kansas really does suck). After saturday, we'll have more!!!

German7Footer · 09-09-2003, 06:00 PM

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Originally posted by: Dooby
Baylor: "We're no. 138!!!"

SMU is #99.... At least SMU is in the top 100!!

(I usually root for Baylor, just not against SMU)

Drbio · 09-09-2003, 06:52 PM

This game is the college football equivalent of Chad Hutchison vs Qstank.

German7Footer · 09-09-2003, 06:55 PM

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Originally posted by: Drbio
This game is the college football equivalent of Chad Hutchison vs Qstank.

lol. Sad, but true.

Dooby · 09-09-2003, 10:13 PM

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Originally posted by: Drbio
This game is the college football equivalent of Chad Hutchison vs Qstank.

Nah, I'd say Baylor is more like Ryan Leaf.

Just211 · 09-09-2003, 10:17 PM

i hope Baylor pulls at least one W before conference play. or it could get uglier

Drbio · 09-09-2003, 10:50 PM

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Originally posted by: Just211
i hope Baylor pulls at least one W before conference play. or it could get uglier

We have Sam Houston State next week.....but it really can't get much uglier.

Dooby · 09-10-2003, 07:30 AM

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Originally posted by: Drbio

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Originally posted by: Just211
i hope Baylor pulls at least one W before conference play. or it could get uglier

We have Sam Houston State next week.....but it really can't get much uglier.

Sounds like a concesssion if I've ever heard one. Buck up, Doc. You haven't even played the game yet.

Big Boy Laroux · 09-10-2003, 07:36 AM

hey murph, the falcons are gonna roll over UNT, with or without chance! did anyof you see that replay of him hitting the coach? after the coach forearmed him in the face?

Murphy3 · 09-10-2003, 08:17 AM

screw you BBL, UNT by 10

Big Boy Laroux · 09-10-2003, 08:27 AM

i follow the falcons by default cause my sister goes there. i went to a game last year (against colorado st.)... man, it was miserable. cold as hell. and they lost. if they had one, maybe it would've been better. but this game was later in the season, so it shouldn't be too cold for the UNT game.

anyway, i'll let my sister know she needs to watch out for the murph. hell, you could catch a volleyball game that same weekend and see her kick ass.

Drbio · 09-10-2003, 08:38 AM

You heard it here first. Baylor corrals the Shetland Ponies.

Baylor - 26
SMU - 24

The Ponies will be limping back up I-35 Saturday night. To add insult to injury, their bus will break down on I-35 at the Baylor exit and they will be mocked by hundreds of "dancing bears". Some Aggie mechanic will have to fix the bus while the Pony players balance their checkbooks and call daddy on their cell phones for help. The Aggie mechanic will fix the bus with one the SMU players cappucino machines and the bus will get as far as Hillsboro where they will have to stop to buy another for the distraught guy.

madape · 09-10-2003, 09:12 AM

It's sad that two stalwarts of the southwest conference has come to this. But I will make my prediction:

SMU 21
Baylor 6

Dooby · 09-10-2003, 09:13 AM

SMU 35; Baylor 24. And that is how it is going to be. And you will hear the Ponies laughing as their team bus departs Waco, not because they won, but because their opponents have to stay at Baylor.

Chicago JK · 09-10-2003, 12:04 PM

SMU 21
Baylor 20

SMU gets back at Baylor and decides not to throw a pass the whole game long. In the 90's Baylor had an injured JJ joe at quarterback and played the whole game without throwing a pass and still won. How is that for smash mouth football???

Dooby · 09-10-2003, 12:42 PM

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Originally posted by: Chicago JK
SMU 21
Baylor 20

SMU gets back at Baylor and decides not to throw a pass the whole game long. In the 90's Baylor had an injured JJ joe at quarterback and played the whole game without throwing a pass and still won. How is that for smash mouth football???

BTW, the year before, they only threw the ball twice. Of course most of the current players were in elementary school then. Well, not the Baylor players, they were busy applying to junior college or repeating their freshmen year in highschool.

Murphy3 · 09-10-2003, 12:44 PM

My old roommate, now a flight instructor in the air force, will be at the game... it should be interesting for him. Who's side is he on? He was starting QB for UNT for a couple of years but now in the Air Force..

Big Boy Laroux · 09-10-2003, 12:57 PM

he'd probably root for UNT... just because he's in the air force doesn't mean he follows the air force academy... in fact, i am under the impression that those in the air force that did not go to the academy don't like those that did.

Murphy3 · 09-10-2003, 01:05 PM

well, i don't think that he has any ill-feelings towards those that went to the AFA..i'll have to ask him on saturday ..that is, if i can get over this damn west nile virus that's going around

Dooby · 09-10-2003, 04:10 PM

From the DMN:

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Morriss said the percentage of playing time may begin tipping toward younger players. Among the possibilities he mentioned was at quarterback, where freshmen Terrance Parks and Shawn Bell back up junior Aaron Karas.

"If we're going to get beat 52-14, why not go ahead and get those younger guys some more snaps and more seasoning?" he asked. "Because that's our future."

Man, poor Baylor. Already packing it in for the season and it ain't October yet. So sad. Sounds like Morris sees the writing on the wall for this weekend. Total devestation for the home team.

Drbio · 09-10-2003, 05:10 PM

The funny thing is...that ass whuppin' that Baylor is about to stick up some Pony butt is going to come from the newbies. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

Dooby · 09-11-2003, 10:13 AM

I'd like to point out that a pony already beat Baylor once this year. Ramon Flanigan, starting QB for the last SMU team with a winning record, is the offensive coordinator for NTSU, which most recently decimated the baylor bearcubs.

Drbio · 09-11-2003, 02:21 PM

Ramon Flanigan couldn't carry a real football players jock...although I understand while at SMU he tried to sniff a few. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

Do SMU Ponies still wear the pink undies and matching socks? Seriously, they used to. When asked about it, their coach said it reduced theft of socks and skivies from the football team. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]

Dooby · 09-11-2003, 03:18 PM

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Ramon Flanigan couldn't carry a real football players jock...although I understand while at SMU he tried to sniff a few. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

Well, apparently, he can coach a couple of real football players, cause his team put 52 points on your candyass.

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Do SMU Ponies still wear the pink undies and matching socks? Seriously, they used to. When asked about it, their coach said it reduced theft of socks and skivies from the football team. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]

Sorry, you are thinking of jail, which I can see how you'd be confusing jail with baylor football players.

Drbio · 09-11-2003, 04:06 PM

I think UNT put up 52 in spite of Fairy Flanigan....who by the way is a jock sniffer.

Seriously...the Shetland Ponies used to dye their undies and socks pink so the players wouldn't steal them. I'm looking all over the place for a story, but damn....it was like 1986 or so. Pink undies for wimpy players. Very en vouge.

[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

Dooby · 09-11-2003, 04:48 PM

CRANK IT UP!!!

DEDICATED TO THE bayor BEARS (AS IN BARELY QUALIFIES AS A REAL FOOTBALL TEAM).

Drbio · 09-11-2003, 04:54 PM

It took longer to load that page than it will to send the shetland ponies limping back to the DFW metroplex. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

Edit: that sounds an awful lot like "She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes"

Dooby · 09-11-2003, 04:58 PM

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Originally posted by: Drbio
It took longer to load that page than it will to send the shetland ponies limping back to the DFW metroplex. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

Edit: that sounds an awful lot like "She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes"

I know, makes you wanna dance, don't it?

Oops, sorry. Didn't mean to offend you baylor folks.