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As i posted, rioters were in town last weekend. While 230 supporters were not allowed to enter the stadium, 30 were taken into custody. They had not to fear hunger - very gentle cops ordered some food for the inmates... XL Pizza with bacon... 
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 "I still go through it in my head," Nowitzki said. "One of my last nights in Germany [last month], I was trying to go to sleep, but I couldn't. I was thinking about the free throw I missed [late in Game 3], about different situations that happened in that series. I'll never forget it. It's going to stay in my mind until we win it all." |
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Dear Tech Support
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate ====================== DEAR DESPERATE, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7. Link
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http://www.blackbirdhome.com/discover.html
Blackbird is a web browser designed for the African-American community that has advanced Web 2.0 features built into the browser. Blackbird provides African Americans with easy access to advanced features and services, greater visibility and access to hard-to-find African-American online content and a platform for sharing their entire internet experience on the web. -------------- Apparently IE, Firefox are too white supremacist and Blackbird needed to be created.
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That doesn't foster a culture of division at all.
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"I still go through it in my head," Nowitzki said. "One of my last nights in Germany [last month], I was trying to go to sleep, but I couldn't. I was thinking about the free throw I missed [late in Game 3], about different situations that happened in that series. I'll never forget it. It's going to stay in my mind until we win it all." |
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Probably only a good buy for lesbos, because...
Straight Couple Situation 1: Male goes #1s, female goes #1 or #2 --> female ends up talking to male buttocks --> FAIL Situation 2: Male goes #2, female goes #1 or #2 --> civilized conversation --> WIN = 50% winning percentage Lesbo Situation 1: Female X goes #1 or #2, Female Y goes #1 or #2 --> civilized conversation --> WIN = 100% winning percentage! Although...for many people Situation 1 for Straight Couple may ALSO be a win ;] In that case, the double toilet is great for all people!
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"I still go through it in my head," Nowitzki said. "One of my last nights in Germany [last month], I was trying to go to sleep, but I couldn't. I was thinking about the free throw I missed [late in Game 3], about different situations that happened in that series. I'll never forget it. It's going to stay in my mind until we win it all." |
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ha ha, SNL did that years ago with the "Love Toilet"
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I am really sorry I just read the last 5 posts, and I'm considering closing this thread forever.
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"I still go through it in my head," Nowitzki said. "One of my last nights in Germany [last month], I was trying to go to sleep, but I couldn't. I was thinking about the free throw I missed [late in Game 3], about different situations that happened in that series. I'll never forget it. It's going to stay in my mind until we win it all." |
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"I still go through it in my head," Nowitzki said. "One of my last nights in Germany [last month], I was trying to go to sleep, but I couldn't. I was thinking about the free throw I missed [late in Game 3], about different situations that happened in that series. I'll never forget it. It's going to stay in my mind until we win it all." |
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 lol, there's a whole story about this guy that got his pants caught in a ski lift and ends up upside down... Poor guy, but hilarious nonetheless... http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...6091vail1.html Sorry for the butt shot, mods, edit me if inappropriate =P
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That seals it, I am never going skiing. Those flying chairs always looked too good to be true.
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Not a joke, but worth a click. -25 ° C in Deutschland, pics just in.
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Mavericks roster after the roadgame at Poenix
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I was watching the NFL playoffs and it was a commercial so I started channel surfing..and saw someone performing balance beam on NBC..looked familiar. After squinting I saw it was Shawn John + 20 pounds or so. I guess you really do blow up after steroids.
   
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