The Cussing Thread - Page 26 - Dallas-Mavs.com Forums

sike · 02-16-2007, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by mcsluggo

She can bring home the bacon...but I'd prefer to give it to the bacon

huh?

u2sarajevo · 02-16-2007, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by sike

huh? I thought you preferred my sausage?

What's with all the breakfast talk?

sike · 02-16-2007, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

What's with all the breakfast talk?...hey flaco I'll scramble your eggs any day!

are we talking about food here?

mcsluggo · 02-16-2007, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by sike

Since we are talking about food here.... U2, fill me up with some of your good lovin'

good Beevis fun

I could do this for days

TheBlueVan · 02-16-2007, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by mcsluggo

god Beevis was fun

We would do it for days

do what exactly?

sike · 02-16-2007, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by TheBlueVan

do what exactly? hot sex? I'm in!!!!!

wow!

mcsluggo · 02-16-2007, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by sike

wow! Its so big and scary!!!
please be gentle...

scary?

TheBlueVan · 02-16-2007, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by mcsluggo

dont be scared sike

be afraid sike, dont listen to him!

sike · 02-19-2007, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by TheBlueVan

be afraid sike, dont listen to him!...you can trust me....(whispering) now just let me give you a sensual massage

NO!

mqywaaah · 02-19-2007, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by sike

NO! John Amaechi cannot come out in the open! My reputation is at stake!

Whoa sike... way too much info dude!

sike · 02-19-2007, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by mqywaaah

Whoa sike...I love you and want to have your child...but that might be way too much info dude!

I tend to agree...

mqywaaah · 02-19-2007, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by sike

I want to massage your tender body mqywaaah, wouldnt you agree that thats a good idea?

Umm... hell naw! Dude you're sick!!!

sike · 02-19-2007, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by mqywaaah

Umm... hell naw! Dude you're hot!!!

too hot?

mqywaaah · 02-19-2007, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by sike

Think about a threesome with Bavetta and Barkley... Ooh! Too hot!

Wow. You alright Sike?

mcsluggo · 02-20-2007, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by mqywaaah

Wow. You alright Sike? I got kinda carried away in the moment, sorry. Next time we try it WITH lube.

poor guy...

sike · 02-21-2007, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by mcsluggo

poor guy...sike doesn't know what he is missing if he can't handle a horse!

I have no idea what you mean.

u2sarajevo · 02-21-2007, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by sike

I have no idea why you don't move up to an Elephant.... they pack more "punch" if you know what I mean.

So you like to get hit by Elephants? Did I get that right? Please tell me I got that right.

sike · 02-21-2007, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

So you like to get hit by Elephants? Did I get that right? Please tell me I got that right....cause it got me all hot!

I'm not sure I understand.

mcsluggo · 02-21-2007, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by sike

I'm not sure I understand, u2sarajevo. You want me to put it WHERE?!? I'm pretty sure that ain't even legal in Texas...

Call your lawyer, sike!

Five-ofan · 02-21-2007, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by mcsluggo

dont worry U2, if sike wont put it there, I will.

Ok guys this thread is getting a bit disgusting...

sike · 02-21-2007, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Five-ofan

Ok guys this thread is getting a bit too hot...

then get out of the kitchen!

Five-ofan · 02-21-2007, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by sike

I like to take "it" from U2 in the kitchen

Well if thats what you use the kitchen for then i definitely will stay out of the kitchen.

Dirkadirkastan · 02-21-2007, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Five-ofan

Come into the kitchen, honeybun, I wanna scramble your eggs, put whip cream all over you and then just lick you all clean! Mmmm!

yikes

u2sarajevo · 02-21-2007, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirkadirkastan

yikes that sounds delicious.... can I join in?

ummmmm..... to each their own.... you guys have fun.

Dirkadirkastan · 02-21-2007, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

sure dirka, the more the merrier

Dammit, U2, don't change my quote! You only wish I said that.

mcsluggo · 02-23-2007, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirkadirkastan

Dammit, U2, quit putting words in my mouth....
shove your sexy french tongue in there instead!

French? Really?

u2sarajevo · 02-23-2007, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by mcsluggo

French? Really? That's disappointing because I always fantasize that it's Ugandan.

Have you ever been to Uganda? If not, why the fascination?

mcsluggo · 02-23-2007, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Have you ever been to Uganda? Because I have the coziest little bungalo there... and the temperature is so devine I can GUARANTEE you won't wear a stich of clothing the entire trip

Acually, uhm, Burundi is much more my speed.

mqywaaah · 02-25-2007, 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by mcsluggo

Acually, uhm, Cocaine is much more my speed. Let me hit some of that and I'll let you know how it feels like to f*ck on cocaine.

Dude, I aint wasting sh*t on none of that BS. Take it somewhere else.

Flacolaco · 02-26-2007, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Have you ever been to Uganda? I once made love to a baby elephant there. So tender...

geez....

u2sarajevo · 02-26-2007, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Flacolaco

geez....baby? i like wating until they get into their pre-teen years.

I see marriage hasn't calmed your perversions....

Flacolaco · 02-26-2007, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

I see marriage hasn't calmed your perversions....which is good. I was really worried about that. So we're still on for thursday?

how many times do I have to tell you? NO

sike · 02-26-2007, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Flacolaco

how many times do I have to tell you? NO!...not unless you're bringing a friend

can't yall take this to pm's?

mcsluggo · 02-26-2007, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by sike

can't .... take this .... pms

Hang in there, I'm sure relief (and menopause) are right around the corner

Flacolaco · 02-26-2007, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by mcsluggo

Menopausal women are so hot

You must've had a complicated relationship with your grandmother......I think sike said he also had a complicated relationship with your grandmother

u2sarajevo · 02-26-2007, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Flacolaco

You must've had a complicated relationship with your grandmother......I think sike said he also had a complicated relationship with your grandmother..... I on the other hand have a very complicated relationship with your grandfather.

Now that you are hitched you need to become monogamous. Stop it with the grandparents.... I beg you....

Flacolaco · 02-26-2007, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Stop it with the grandparents. Wait until they're dead. They do a lot less complaining that way

you're continually finding new lines to cross you awful person.

u2sarajevo · 02-26-2007, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Flacolaco

you're continually finding new lines to cross you awesome person. Although to be honest I do this quite often with my best friends dead granny and his triple dead grandfather.

Your best friends grandparents? And they are dead? And how exactly does one become "triple" dead? If I were your wife, I would move to get annulled quickly.

mqywaaah · 02-27-2007, 05:02 AM

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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Your best friends grandparents? Are they hot? And how exactly does this become a "threesome"? All this talk about hot grandparents is filling up my crapper with hot juices. Man! talk about wet!

Eww, now this sh*t right here is making me sick! Wtf?! Enough with the granny talks for chrissake! I mean, they're dead, least we can do is show them a little respect!

sike · 02-28-2007, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by mqywaaah

Eww, now this sh*t right here is making me sick! Wtf?! Enough with the granny talks for chrissake! I mean, they're dead, least we can do is show them a little love!

uh...I think that IS what he was doing...