The Cussing Thread - Page 78 - Dallas-Mavs.com Forums

GermanDunk · 03-12-2009, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

I heard my wife will finish school in may

I hope my sexlife becomes more civilized when i get my crayons back

Way to go, bro´

DirkFTW · 03-12-2009, 06:55 PM

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The way to go is a bromance. All the advantages of a romance with no chance for offspring!

And what do you know, here's my stop.

bernardos70 · 03-12-2009, 08:25 PM

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And whatever you do, do it to me first. And please don't stop.

Have you seen the movie Milk? Seems like it'd be right up your alleys....

u2sarajevo · 03-12-2009, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by bernardos70

Do you still drink your Mothers Milk? I do....

That IS quite a confession.

DirkFTW · 03-13-2009, 12:59 PM

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That IS quite a "confession." But I forgot to "read you your rights."

Are you auditioning for that police porno again?

bernardos70 · 03-17-2009, 03:25 PM

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Do you still drink your Mothers Milk? I do....

That IS quite a confession.

Well, if you ain't gonna drink you mother's milk, someone will.....

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Originally Posted by DirkFTW

Are you auditioning for that police porno again? Please don't misplace the keys to the cuffs like the last guy, my wrists are still sore!

That is all sorts of awful....

u2sarajevo · 03-17-2009, 04:11 PM

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Are you auditioning for that police porno again? Please don't misplace the keys to the cuffs like the last guy, my wrists are still sore!

That is all sorts of wonderful.... When is the DVD going to be ruhleased?

There is no "uh" in released.

DirkFTW · 03-17-2009, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

There is "sex" in sextuplets.

I think you're going to be disappointed when you hear the reason why...

Flacolaco · 03-18-2009, 10:21 AM

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I think you're going to be disappointed when you hear me go BM.

Why would he hear you doing that?

u2sarajevo · 03-18-2009, 10:24 AM

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Why would he hear you doing that? He wouldn't if you would just install a bum-muffler.

I highly doubt that is an actual product you can purchase.

Flacolaco · 03-18-2009, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

I highly doubt that deodorant is an actual product you can purchase.

How did you manage to procreate?

u2sarajevo · 03-18-2009, 11:05 AM

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How did you manage to procreate? I've been sticking my finger in my wife's ear and spitting and still nothing!

I think you need to talk to your Father again for some clarification on the whole procedure.

DirkFTW · 03-18-2009, 11:13 AM

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You came out with boobs?? I think you need to talk to your doctor again for some clarification on the whole procedure.

Yikes! I would talk to my lawyer!

Flacolaco · 03-18-2009, 11:19 AM

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My penis has it's own lawyer!

You are very strange.

bernardos70 · 03-18-2009, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I have the hots for Danny Granger.

I hope that is just a weird way for you to say you like him as a player....

DirkFTW · 03-18-2009, 01:58 PM

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I have the hots for Danny Granger.

I hope that is just a weird way for you to say you like him as a payer....

Actually, it sounds like the correct term would be 'payee.'

u2sarajevo · 03-18-2009, 04:08 PM

Forgive me Junior

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Originally Posted by DirkFTW

You are such a RICK without the R.

ICK?

Flacolaco · 03-18-2009, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

ICK with double the D? Sign me up.

What?

DirkFTW · 03-18-2009, 05:40 PM

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How much urine can a person safely consume?

Vat?

Please tell me you are trying out a German accent...

GermanDunk · 03-18-2009, 06:03 PM

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Please tell me you are trying out a austrian oaccent...

Wos is des ?

bernardos70 · 03-18-2009, 10:36 PM

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FC Bayern München forever!

Traitor....

u2sarajevo · 03-19-2009, 10:20 AM

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I'm a player in the stock market. Last May 2 I reached 10 million dollars and decided to just quit, lay back, and let my money multiply. I've been in the Amazon since and just got back. I'm about to check my accounts right now, I bet I'm up to at least 12 million baby....

Step away from the window and don't get the gun.

DirkFTW · 03-19-2009, 12:48 PM

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Why, hello there...

Step away from the widow and don't touch her gums.

I didn't know funeral-crashers fought for territory...

bernardos70 · 03-19-2009, 02:00 PM

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I didn't know funeral-crashers fought for territory...well, less competition for me and my "feeding" of ducks!

I am not a lawyer, but I'm pretty sure there's some sort of law that says that's not legal....

u2sarajevo · 03-19-2009, 02:57 PM

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I am not a lawyer, but I'm pretty sure I could dress up like one before we do something that's not legal....

Is that supposed to get you a free pass card or something?

bernardos70 · 03-19-2009, 03:04 PM

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Is that supposed to help you a pass gas or something? Cause I need it bad.

Not interested in hearing about your gastric problems, buddy....

DirkFTW · 03-19-2009, 03:17 PM

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Not interested in hearing your gastric problems, but tasting.... that's another story.

You're so far past the line, you can't even see it! The line is a dot to you.

mcsluggo · 03-20-2009, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by DirkFTW

Follow the line created by my two buttocks, (my butt is kinda big, so sometimes you can't even see it!) The line ends at a little pink and brown dot. deposit your package there..

whatthe?!!?

DirkFTW · 03-20-2009, 09:35 AM

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While driving to work this morning, I saw a cop in front of the local elementary school. I gave him my gangsta look and sped through the Fing school zone at 31 mph. The dude was too scared to come after me!!!!

It's spring bre... I mean, I think you are on to something here. Test it again on Monday.

Flacolaco · 03-20-2009, 10:11 AM

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The posts on this board are great....in a "special olympics" kind of way.

Where did you learn to be so offensive like that?

DirkFTW · 03-20-2009, 01:43 PM

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Where did you learn to be so offensive like that? Meow.

Please leave your Mike D'antoni fantasy lines out of this forum.

MaVs 41 BaLler · 03-22-2009, 10:49 AM

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I have sexual fantasies with Mike D'antoni.

Wait was it with Steve Nash or Eddy Curry?
3some?

DirkFTW · 03-23-2009, 08:25 AM

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Wait is Steve Nash back in Dallas?
How about we ask for a 10some, since the fan club is all here?

You know... maybe he didn't leave for the cash after all...

Flacolaco · 03-24-2009, 11:17 AM

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You know... maybe he didn't leave for the ass after all...

I'm not sure what you're implying.

u2sarajevo · 03-24-2009, 11:24 AM

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I'm not sure what I'm imbibing.

Then why not stop?

DirkFTW · 03-24-2009, 01:12 PM

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Lost mysteries from this year I want answered: what the heck was that 'package' Ben whipped out at the Hotel!!!

I apparently stopped watching at a very good time.

u2sarajevo · 03-24-2009, 01:56 PM

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I apparently stopped whoring at a very good time.

Did you hear that industry is being impacted hard by the economy or something?

Flacolaco · 03-24-2009, 01:59 PM

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Did you hear that my hiney is being impacted hard nightly?

No, I stopped listening to your podcast for exactly that reason.

DirkFTW · 03-24-2009, 02:16 PM

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I listen because I care.

Funny, I stopped listening to you for exactly that reason.

*drum drum cymbal*

Flacolaco · 03-24-2009, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DirkFTW

What else was on u2's podcast?

Regular segments included:

"Sike's penis looks like..."
"This Week, in my colon"
"60 seconds with Hookers of the Greater North Central Texas Area"
And
"Down Home Country Livin' with u2: How to cook and pee in the same tin can"