Spurs Mavs Gameday, bitches

[chumdawg]

Time was, this would have been a sacred occasion, a seldom-per-season clash of nasty division rivals who don't like each other none too much. These days, evidently, it's occasion for some jackwagon to post up an incoherent thread.

Well, screw that. This shall be a gameday thread like they are supposed to be. Filled with vim and vinegar at the outset, and getting harsher as the game wears on.

The dirty and guilty Spurs of San Antonio might attempt to infiltrate the heavily guarded borders of our AAC, but they will be turned away--man after man, drove after drove--by our upright and mighty warriors. The streets outside will run red with the blood of the infidels, our righteous and true warriors hoisting on their spears the hearts of the would-be enemy. Our own team is a wounded tiger, backed into a corner. It knows, at this time, one attack and one attack only. It will spend every ounce of the blood that courses its veins, if it comes to it, to defeat the vile enemy and live on to see one day more.

I would pity the San Antonio Spurs, if they weren't so filthy and despicable and didn't deserve it.