I'm Still Here

[Nor*Cal Spur]

Can I still be called a Troll? Pleeeease!!!

The reasons we lost:

1. The NBA is out to hold down small market teams. They told the refs to ref against us.
2. Duncan is hurt and isn't healthy.
3. We played a brutal series against the Kings. The Mavs had the advantage of rest.
4. The NBA scheduled against us by making Game 1 so early.
5. The NBA is against us, because they wouldn't reseed until the second round.
6. Mark Cuban bought out the refs.
7. Mark Cuban bribed Nick Van Exel to shoot all those bricks.
8. Avery Johnson knows all the Spurs plays. He shouldn't be allowed to coach against us.
9. Dirk's hair distracted us.
10. Tony Parker is hurt.
11. Tony Parker couldn't focus because Eva Longoria is his girlfriend.
12. When in doubt, blame Rasho.
13. If that doesn't work, blame Nazr.
14. Screw Cuban for dumping that no talent hack Finley on us.
15. We're too old.
16. Trade Duncan.
17. Fire Pop! Hire Larry Brown.
18. We're the better team, the Mavs got lucky.
19. Duncan is anti-clutch.
20. We didn't play Manu enough. We should have played Manu more.
21. Trade Manu.
22. The NBA wanted to see a Mavs-Phx reunion instead of a Spurs Suns showdown.
23. The NBA is racist. They wanted a white superstar to get to the Finals.
24. F Nick Van Exel.
25. We lost because Pop wouldn't play Beno.
26. Sign Bonzi Wells.


Good luck next game, I'll still be here ()

[Male30Dan]

Funny stuff!

[Nor*Cal Spur]

why did this get moved????? it was about the mavs..