The Cussing Thread

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

that is freaking hot. By the way, can you guess which one is sikes mom?

I'm going to guess...."the big one"

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

hey! where did you get this picture of my wifes friends? i shouldn't be telling you guys this but every once in a while... when i'm really good... they all get naked and take turns sitting on my face.

Then if I were you I would be real bad. Otherwise you might get a face fracture.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

oooh that gives me an idea.....

stop it you two.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I'm going to have a sexcapade tonight with my blow up Mike Modano doll tonight.

Congratulations? He's about to become the greatest American born Hockey scorer don't you think he deserves more respect than that?

[alexamenos]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

He's about to become the greatest American born Hockey scorer don't you think he deserves more respect than that?

oh, who am I kidding? I too will have a sexcapade with my blow up Mike Modano doll. In fact, I'm thinking of having a three-way with blow up Mike and blow up Steve Nash.

man, even setting aside the depravity, how could you one night after Pho loss? I can barely bring myself to look at a sports page, and you're gonna start humping a hot-air filled plastic steve nash.

you're a real perv and a lousy mavs fan.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by alexamenos

I need to make a confession.... I am one of Doc's scholar students that have been posting under his account. You can do it too if you want, his password is: Ihe@rt$teveN@sh.

Ummmm... that won't work because he changed the password.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Well I got doc back, now where is sike? I miss his alien beak softly caressing my bountiful bosoms.

there are so many things wrong with that sentence....

[mcsluggo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

there are so many things wrong with my bum....
but absolutely NOTHING that some Sike-time couldn't fix

I'd hate to speculate.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by mcsluggo

I'd hate to speculate. or masturbate. or ejaculate. or orgasimate

just because it rhymes, doesn't make it poetry....plus that last one isn't even a word

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

i have ants in my pants and they made me dance all the way to libya.

You need rhyming lessons.... you almost had it until you used a country that isn't even close to the one that rhymes with the rest of your sentence. How do you mess that one up?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

ah damn

geez

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

i said $##$ it! i know what should be done. just pull your panties down and i'll $%$# the biggest one. and then i get the other *#$$y put it in the freezer, so i can always have an on hold skeezer.

Odd that you go around quoting Eazy E like that. Just a word of advice, if you are on a website that doesn't allow cussing (like this one, hence the thread) I would pick a less potty mouthed rapper. But.... I like to kick it old school myself.

[alexamenos]

Originally Posted by DrBio

Hi Gang!

It's your ole pal, Dr. Bio. How've you been?

I'm happy to tell you that I've spent the last several years performing an elaborate experiment on the inter-workings of on-line communities, and you guys have been my unwitting lab rats. Isn't that neat?

I've observed you during normal times, and then I've constructed elaborate schemes so that I could study how you react to traumatic situations. For instance, with the assistance of David Stern and Dick Bavetta I managed to throw the 2006 NBA Championship to the Miami Heat. Boy, I can't tell you how much I enjoyed studying your reactions at that time. It was really interesting.

Also, I sent a number of outsiders into your forum and tasked them with deliberately agitating you at the time. It was really interesting to watch you deal with them. Incidentally, MightyToine, CreditExpert, and MartinGT are all my assistants...you forum members can thank me later for introducing you to them, and them to you.

We've learned some really neat things through all of this. Did you know that members of online communities usually share some common bond? And did you know that members of online communities often interact in a variety of ways, like arguing, insulting, joking and supporting? And I was really amazed to learn this -- members of communities are somewhat antagonized when outsiders intrude, especially when these outsiders deliberately disparage the community's common interest, whatever that may be.

wow....this is really fascinating stuff.

I'm sure you can understand why the deception was worthwhile. Who'd have ever thought that members of an online community often behave much like humans? Yeah, we've learned some pretty astounding stuff.

So, I just wanted to say that i really appreciate the way you all rallied around me in the "DrBio" thread after I was banned. It was touching to see that you really are a community in your own way. Rest assured that if I can ever think of another way to further my career by deceiving you and using you, I'll be back in heartbeat.

My best regards.

Dr. Bio

thanks...i think.

[MavsX]

still?

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by MavsX

do you want some of this moonshine i just made in my grand pappy's still?

No thanks.... I'll just stick to Beer.

[ocelot_ark]

I started this thread and haven't posted in it since. Can someone tell me what the heck I started here?

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by ocelot_ark

I started this thread and haven't posted in it since. Can someone tell me how the heck I get started here with the sike/Flacolaco sex trists?

ummmm.... call them?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

penis. balls. foreskin.

now you're just trying to be shocking.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

i'm the most awesomeingesterest poster ever!!!

I think I would leave the "awesome" butchering to Murphy if I were you...

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Alright guys, I have to go to class now. graduate student class. Anyways, have a nice day....

wait....

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

you are a graduate student? I am too!!! I go to Baylor. A study I was working on was headed by this guy that posts here... well he used to post here...

I think I just successfully reversed the whip on you...

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

I think I just successfully reversed the whip on you...biotch

tactless.

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I have no balls.

who didn't know that?

I'm Back!

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

I'm Back from my gaycation in San Fransisco!

oh joy

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

oh joy.... next time you should try where doc and I spent our honeymoon... the french riviera!

So which one is the girl?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

So which one is the girl? I have a hard time telling boys from girls

Did you ever wonder why your wifes name is lenny?

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Did you ever wonder why your wifes name is lenny? and why "she" is constantly spending time with "her" workout gal pal "Flaconita"?

some people are dense.

[alexamenos]

Originally Posted by sike

some people are so judgmental.

I casually mention that i've returned from six weeks of unprotected sex and needle sharing in San Francisco bathhouses, and all of a sudden i'm a social pariah.

seriously, dude, you should consider a blood test.

[mcsluggo]

Originally Posted by alexamenos

seriously, dude, you should consider a golden shower. I've never felt more refreshed.

golden? that sounds expensive.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by mcsluggo

golden? Mine's been coming out green lately....

I hope you have health insurance

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I hope you have health insurance because after we slept together I found out i've got the hivy.

I'm sorry to hear that.... is it full blown yet?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

I heard sluggo got sike got a new girlfriend.... is it full blown yet?

ohh...

[mcsluggo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

ohhhhh yyyeeeaaaaaahhhhh, its blowin. its blowin. ohh...

uhm, I'll wait out here for a while.

[sike]

Originally Posted by mcsluggo

uhm, I'll wait out here for a while...and then take my turn after

after?...after what?

fake sike.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

Dirk will school Bronbron like U2 schools Flaco in their favorite game: "Who's got more STDs?"

108 Mavs
99 Cavs

U2 13
Flaco 8

You jerk, you told me we had the same 8

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

You jerk, you told me we had the same 8

my assistant lied.

I'm sorry.

real sike

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

I like pretty unicorns and frilly pink dresses

-grad student sike #2

I'm losing all sense of all d-m.com reality....

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I'm losing all sense of all d-m.com reality....but one thing I know is absolute: The love U2 and I share is real

touching...but not in a good way...more like the "my creepy uncle Larry hugs me" way

for the record: I do not have an uncle Larry

fake sike

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by flacolaco

I should probably get some work done before I go home

-fake flaco

oh ok, me too.

-real flaco

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

when it comes down to who loves www.manmeatsatreat.com, all I can say is "me too!"

-real flaco

real flaco????