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Proverb generator............Generate your own proverbs........;)
Proverb generator
One of my favorites is: All roads lead to Caliente. ..........................[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
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01-24-2005, 03:40 PM
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RE: Proverb generator............Generate your own proverbs........;)
The female of the species is more deadly than the Basketball.
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01-24-2005, 03:54 PM
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RE: Proverb generator............Generate your own proverbs........;)
Old shoulders die hard.
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01-24-2005, 05:03 PM
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RE:Proverb generator............Generate your own proverbs........;)
A man's home is his horny. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]
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01-24-2005, 05:35 PM
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RE: Proverb generator............Generate your own proverbs........;)
Fight fire with apes
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01-24-2005, 05:47 PM
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RE: Proverb generator............Generate your own proverbs........;)
U2 before pleasure.
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01-24-2005, 05:54 PM
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RE:Proverb generator............Generate your own proverbs........;)
"Man must stand on hill side for long time before (a) birthday wish for U2 flys into his mouth."
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01-24-2005, 06:04 PM
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RE:Proverb generator............Generate your own proverbs........;)
He that is master of himself will soon be master of his dunking duetschman.
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01-24-2005, 06:06 PM
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RE:Proverb generator............Generate your own proverbs........;)
A Monica Lewinsky a day keeps the doctor away.
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01-24-2005, 11:36 PM
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RE: Proverb generator............Generate your own proverbs........;)
Dallas Mavericks makes the heart grow fonder.
Damn Skippy.
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01-24-2005, 11:37 PM
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RE: Proverb generator............Generate your own proverbs........;)
You can't make an omlet without breaking hippies.
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01-25-2005, 02:59 AM
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RE: Proverb generator............Generate your own proverbs........;)
When the cat's away the Dallas Mavericks will play.
It doesnt make sense, but it sounds kinda cool. |
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01-25-2005, 02:42 PM
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RE: Proverb generator............Generate your own proverbs........;)
Two Rocks are better than one.
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01-26-2005, 07:28 AM
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RE:Proverb generator............Generate your own proverbs........;)
You scratch my raefformvp and I'll scratch yours???
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01-26-2005, 08:24 AM
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RE:Proverb generator............Generate your own proverbs........;)
All's fair in love and war, and what we have here is a failure to communicate.
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01-27-2005, 06:55 PM
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RE:Proverb generator............Generate your own proverbs........;)
Always look on the chocolate side of life.
I got out of control with my name in the generator. It was just so hilarious! As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool returns to his smiles. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img] The proof of the smiles is in the eating. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif[/img] Smiles is the root of all evil. [img]i/expressions/devil.gif[/img] All that glitters is smiles. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] A smiles's place is in the home. [img]i/expressions/anim_roller.gif[/img] You can't have your smiles and eat it. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] He that is master of himself will soon be master of his smiles. [img]i/expressions/moon.gif[/img] Smiles before pleasure. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
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01-27-2005, 07:43 PM
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RE: Proverb generator............Generate your own proverbs........;)
Ay, Smiles!
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01-27-2005, 08:30 PM
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RE:Proverb generator............Generate your own proverbs........;)
A bricklayer and his money are soon parted.
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01-28-2005, 12:08 AM
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RE: Proverb generator............Generate your own proverbs........;)
Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw spank monkeys.
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01-28-2005, 12:08 AM
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RE: Proverb generator............Generate your own proverbs........;)
Laughter is the best spank monkey.
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01-28-2005, 12:09 AM
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RE: Proverb generator............Generate your own proverbs........;)
One good spank monkey deserves another.
(this troubled me)
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01-28-2005, 12:10 AM
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RE: Proverb generator............Generate your own proverbs........;)
Don't wear out your spank monkey.
they wear out?!
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01-28-2005, 12:10 AM
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RE: Proverb generator............Generate your own proverbs........;)
Many hands make light spank monkey.
(interesting....I think I see your point)
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01-28-2005, 12:40 AM
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RE: Proverb generator............Generate your own proverbs........;)
Better the freakin' hippies you know than the freakin' hippies you don't.
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01-28-2005, 01:02 AM
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RE: Proverb generator............Generate your own proverbs........;)
"Early to bed and early to rise, makes an ashlee simpson lip-synching healthy wealthy and wise."
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01-28-2005, 01:17 AM
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RE:Proverb generator............Generate your own proverbs........;)
"Don't you know you gotta...shock the spank monkey."
I didn't even need the generator for that one! |
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02-02-2005, 03:47 PM
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RE: Proverb generator............Generate your own proverbs........;)
A women's place is on the samoan-maverick.
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