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(meant for Murphy but works for Sike as well)
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01-03-2014, 03:32 PM
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Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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Once crawled in through someone's doggy door to avoid using a public toilet.
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01-03-2014, 03:42 PM
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Location: The Rock
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used to go by the nickname "public toilet"
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01-03-2014, 03:53 PM
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Location: sport
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was conceived on a public toilet
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01-03-2014, 03:55 PM
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
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secretly video tapes public toilets
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01-03-2014, 04:08 PM
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Eats tunafish Subway sandwiches on public toilets.
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01-03-2014, 04:10 PM
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
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obviously recognizes the smell of tuna on his local public toilet.
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01-03-2014, 05:18 PM
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Location: sport
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prefers public toilets to clean and sanitary toilets
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01-04-2014, 12:11 AM
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
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was born in a crossfire hurricane
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01-06-2014, 09:59 AM
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Location: sport
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believes that global warming is liberal hogwash
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01-06-2014, 10:05 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Bee Cave, Texas
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01-06-2014, 10:27 AM
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01-06-2014, 11:03 AM
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Can't read, but pretends to. . . although only on the toilet.
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01-06-2014, 11:34 AM
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Location: sport
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is obsessed with overmoderation and sticky threads.
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01-06-2014, 12:47 PM
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Jokingly passes off his confusion about which mod is which with the excuse of "they all look the same" - doesn't realize that we actually do.
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01-06-2014, 01:07 PM
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Doesn't actually look like Jesus Chuck Norris.
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01-06-2014, 02:00 PM
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Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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01-06-2014, 02:27 PM
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weighs the same as a duck
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01-06-2014, 03:56 PM
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The Preacha
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sinks like a witch
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01-06-2014, 04:21 PM
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Golden Member
Join Date: May 2002
Location: McLean, VA
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tonight, he sleeps with the fishes
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01-06-2014, 04:32 PM
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Inactive.
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Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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Was turned into a newt when he was but a boy.
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The Preacha
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01-06-2014, 05:47 PM
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Has the answer to the Ultimate Question.
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Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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01-07-2014, 11:18 AM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Bee Cave, Texas
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shops at Victoria's secret - yet tells everyone her secrets.
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01-07-2014, 02:27 PM
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Actually prefers bees over wasps.
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favorite move is the Harris Heave.
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01-07-2014, 10:53 PM
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The Preacha
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Location: The Rock
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does NOT like big butts....but he will lie about it.
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Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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Passed the dutchy on the wrong side.
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Is a hoochie coocher named Minnie.
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The Preacha
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Is the REAL writer of the song, "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"
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Inactive.
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wears hot pants as a fashion statement.
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The Preacha
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is unusually cruel to marsupials.
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01-08-2014, 01:59 PM
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Inactive.
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Has Voldemort's nose
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01-08-2014, 02:50 PM
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Listens to Nickleback.
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01-08-2014, 02:56 PM
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Inactive.
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Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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Has no problem making other posters cry
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01-08-2014, 04:50 PM
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Listens to Creed and Nickleback at the same time while crying.
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Inactive.
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Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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Has no problem pouring salt in people's wounds
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01-08-2014, 07:26 PM
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The Preacha
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Location: The Rock
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likes salty wounds.
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