11-29-2006, 10:21 AM
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#601
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
speaking of lamps....I once got a light bulb stuck up my pooper
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must be all kinds of crowded in there
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11-29-2006, 02:20 PM
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#602
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
can I get in there?
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I think you have misunderstood what kind of person I am, I am married and not into kinky light bulb sex like you....sir!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-29-2006, 02:53 PM
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#603
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I think you have misunderstood what kind of gay I am, I am not married and into kinky light bulb sex like you....bitch!
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did you just call me bitch?
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11-29-2006, 03:11 PM
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#604
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
did you just call me bitch?
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waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait.....are you NOT a writing female dalmatian?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-29-2006, 03:17 PM
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#605
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait.....are you NOT a writing female dalmatians202?
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are you calling dalm a bitch now too?
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11-29-2006, 03:18 PM
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#606
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The Preacha
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^^ no, I woun't do that.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-29-2006, 03:19 PM
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#607
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I am a word whore
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I know!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-29-2006, 04:09 PM
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#608
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Diamond Member
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idiots!
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11-29-2006, 04:14 PM
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#609
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MavsX
idiots!
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I know, flaco and U2 have got to cut down on the crazy pills...
oh, and who are you?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-29-2006, 04:28 PM
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#610
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I know, flaco and U2 have got to cut down on the crazy pills...
oh, and who are you?
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i am MavsX, Lord of the Idiots.
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11-29-2006, 04:32 PM
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#611
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MavsX
i am MavsX, Lord of the referrals. Oh yeah.... and I also enjoy men's asses. If you don't believe me just look at my user avatar. I like me some man booty!!!!! Shake it sikey, shake it!!!
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Oh great. Another one.
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11-29-2006, 04:43 PM
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#612
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Diamond Member
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you are the worst friend ever
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11-29-2006, 05:38 PM
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#613
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MavsX
you are the worst gay lover ever
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you are going to hurt U2's feelings...you know....the ones that are proud of his status as an average gay lover.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-29-2006, 05:51 PM
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#614
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
you are going to hurt U2's feelings...you know....like I do when I refuse to cuddle afterwards.
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gross
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11-29-2006, 06:22 PM
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#615
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
i just pooped in your pants
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now that IS gross....why did you do that?...and how?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-29-2006, 08:19 PM
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#616
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Diamond Member
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speaking of taking a poop....
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11-30-2006, 12:51 AM
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#617
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MavsX
speaking of taking a poop....I dropped a wicked duece earlier today guys. Seriously...must've lost 6 pounds
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sharing, is not always caring my friend. keep it to yourself
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11-30-2006, 10:48 AM
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#618
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
sharing, is not always caring my friend. but in this case
mail it to me
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uh, you didn't give him your address...oh, he must already have it from previous "encounters"
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-30-2006, 10:52 AM
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#619
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
uh, i have exclusive rights to MavsX fecal material.
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I swore I would stop coming to this thread..... then I take a peek and look at the garbage I'm presented with....
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11-30-2006, 11:06 AM
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#620
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
spank me hard...yeah, yeah....give it to me good....that'll teach me to come back here!!!....
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gotta say, I'm more than a little put off by this....
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-30-2006, 12:29 PM
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#621
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
guys, I'll be outside trying to get boner really cold and icy....ah the thrill
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the weather changes and people get all weird....er
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11-30-2006, 07:50 PM
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#622
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I like to stand outside naked
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leave...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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12-01-2006, 12:48 AM
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#623
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I took a piss on my driveway and watched it freeze today
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I guess it really is the simple pleasure that make life worth living
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12-01-2006, 12:53 AM
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#624
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I took a piss in my coffee cup and poured it all on my hair today.
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What an oddity....
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12-01-2006, 09:14 AM
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#625
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I can't believe you guys went two posts without making a homosexual joke. You're gay. you're so gay. Couple of regular queens you guys are.....
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I bet you were the kind of guy, that at parties when you passed out, people wrote stuff like "penis" across your forehead
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12-01-2006, 12:50 PM
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#626
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I bet you were the kind of guy, that at parties when you passed out, people wrote stuff like "penis" across your forehead
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almost 4 hours later I can't believe I put "penis" and "forehead" in the same post in this thread, and no one has jumped all over editing that one to their advantage....
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12-01-2006, 12:58 PM
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#627
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
almost 4 hours later I can't believe I put my "penis" on your "forehead" sike, and you haven't jumped all over insisting that I reciprocate that. That is my advantage....
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I can't believe that 4 hours later you are bragging about it.....
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12-01-2006, 01:02 PM
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and there it is. well done.
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12-01-2006, 01:08 PM
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
and there it is. sike finally demanded I return the favor. well done.
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note to Flaco.... WE DON'T NEED UPDATES!!!!!
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12-01-2006, 01:16 PM
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#630
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
note to Flaco.... SIKE AND I DON'T NEED CONDOMS!!!!!
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why should I care? you do what you want.
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12-01-2006, 05:42 PM
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#631
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
you do what you want with me, I'm your sex doll.
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sooooooooo, is "sex doll" like a nickname or just what U2 calls you when you come over once his family is asleep?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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12-01-2006, 05:48 PM
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#632
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
sooooooooo, what time does U2 usually call you when you to come over once his family is asleep?
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you need help
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12-01-2006, 05:51 PM
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#633
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
you need help, let me help you up the ladder
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I got the odd impression you were just helping to stare at my butt...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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12-04-2006, 05:19 PM
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#634
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
u2, I got the odd impression you were just helping to stare at my butt...
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yeah, when he puts on those reflective sunglasses there's no telling what part of you he's undressing with his eyes....
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12-04-2006, 05:41 PM
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#635
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
yeah, when he puts on those reflective sunglasses I can always at least imagine that someone wants to undress me with their eyes.
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a bit sad in the romance department lately?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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12-04-2006, 05:48 PM
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#636
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I call the inside of my pants the "romance department"
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the holidays always make people a little lonely....
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12-04-2006, 05:54 PM
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#637
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
the holidays always make me a little lonely and my hookers pretty busy....
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why are they "my" hookers?...requent usage? (I dare someone to try to make this post make me look bad!...it can't be done!!!!)
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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12-04-2006, 05:56 PM
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#638
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
why are they "my" hookers?...requent usage? (I dare someone to try to make this post make me look bad!...it can't be done!!!!)
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what a terrible post
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12-04-2006, 11:38 PM
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#639
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
what a terrible person I've turned into since joining this forum
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buy a gun.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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12-05-2006, 09:16 AM
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#640
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Rooting for the laundry
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stupid 3 day waiting period...
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