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Old 07-10-2003, 12:40 PM   #1
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MOTHERS AGAINST PEEING STANDING UP

Every Male and Women *some freaky ones* should really pay attention to http://www.mapsu.org/. This is a very serious problem that everybody needs to address.

MYTH #1:"Men can pee standing up"

Fact: The reality is men can NOT pee standing up without getting as much as a stray drop on the seat or the outside surface of the toilet. Fragmentation of the urine stream causes particles of urine to dissipate. The larger the distance urine has to travel, the bigger the dissipation radius gets.

Some of you may say, "No, not me! I can pee through a donut from 40 feet above!" Well, mister hand-eye coordination, you are probably one of those people who also never ask for directions. Admitting that you have a problem is half the battle. At some point in your life you need to ask yourself, "Is it worth it? What has peeing standing up cost me in my life?"

MYTH #2: "It's a victimless crime."

Fact: Peeing standing up destroys families. Who cleans the bathrooms in your house? Your mother? Your wife? Even if you clean up after yourself, what happens when you are a guest at someone's home, over at your friend's house, visiting the inlaws, or using a public bathroom? Why should someone else have to suffer for your unwillingness to sit down?

TAKE A SEAT

Once you realize you have a problem, you can concentrate on the solution. Changing a life long habit may be difficult, that's why we have created a poster to put in your bathroom as a reminder. The printable version is here.

TAKE ACTION

Our goal is to transform the way the world goes to the bathroom by year 2010. Become an activist and educate your friends by referring them to our website.

Educate your friends and protect your bathroom at the same time! Our printable poster attacks the problem at the root. The printable version is here.

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Old 07-10-2003, 12:50 PM   #2
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What a bunch of losers

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Old 07-10-2003, 12:51 PM   #3
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okay okay okay....I can't help it no more.......

I am dieing here laughing my ass off
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Old 07-10-2003, 01:20 PM   #4
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It's against men's nature, to seat for peeing. It's an insult just to talk about it.

And never, never, a mother is going to ask her son to do it. No way. Not in my country. It's an institution.

Well, sisters and wifes bother often. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
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Old 07-10-2003, 01:39 PM   #5
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Well you gotta admit, Chiwas, there are certain times when a man has no choice but to sit down, for example, when a guy wakes up first thing in the morning, uh, certain parts sometimes can wake up as well. [img]i/expressions/devil.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
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Well you gotta admit, Chiwas, there are certain times when a man has no choice but to sit down, for example, when a guy wakes up first thing in the morning, uh, certain parts sometimes can wake up as well. [img]i/expressions/devil.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
That's why we have the bathtub. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 07-10-2003, 04:21 PM   #7
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Go ahead and try to make us sit down. You all have already conspired to remove most of our foreskins in this part of the world. STOP THE MADNESS.
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Old 07-10-2003, 04:25 PM   #8
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ROFLMAO....

I remember when I was in elementary school and Evil Knievil was popular. We would have Evil contests in the bathroom to see who could back up the furthest from the urinal and still make the stream reach the urinal. My God that was fun!!!!!!!

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Old 07-10-2003, 04:28 PM   #9
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Write your name in the snow. Drown the ants. Test the electric fence, ouch. So many uses.
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Old 07-12-2003, 09:43 PM   #10
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I found the solution to this problem last summer. I have twin boys. This could have ruined my life.

The simple solution is to run around naked in the backyard. It worked for us. It can work for you.
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MAPSU=Misopenists Against Peeing Standing Up
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Old 07-14-2003, 01:55 PM   #12
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"...and remember, more than 2 strokes, you're playing with it".

- The man to the "girl" in the men's restroom, when she is trying to pee standing up, learning to do it with "his" new...device. The Hot Chick.




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Old 07-23-2003, 09:35 PM   #13
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Making it with the head touching the wall is elegant.

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Old 07-23-2003, 11:13 PM   #14
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Funniest part about this website is they support penile enlargement since it shorten the travel distance of the urine [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
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