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Five-ofan · 10-11-2006, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by capitalcity

We never should've released Pavel.

I know, he was the MIP man. The first 14 players on everyones roster cancel out so it always comes down to that 15th man which is why the 15th man is the most important player. Im sure the fools on this message board thing that players who actually get on the court are more important but im talking basketball 1000000000000000000001 which is just so far above you and your measly basketball 101 or even 501.

fluid.forty.one · 10-11-2006, 02:52 PM

hahaha

capitalcity · 10-11-2006, 05:23 PM

Where the hell are spiral and ape? While they seemingly don't agree on anything, I'm sure they'll share a mutual dislike for ex-pert.

EricaLubarsky · 10-11-2006, 05:24 PM

At least this stupid, thesaurus-using 12 year old isn't focussing his fury on me this time.

capitalcity · 10-11-2006, 05:24 PM

I bet the Siberian Bear would dominate the Portugese League.

Drbio · 10-11-2006, 10:41 PM

Evilmav once posted a photo of a HUGE dump that he took one day. I wonder if that qualifies for Crapping501?

Five-ofan · 10-11-2006, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Drbio

Evilmav once posted a photo of a HUGE dump that he took one day. I wonder if that qualifies for Crapping501?

I bet podkolzin would be the star pupil in crapping 501.

nashtymavsfan13 · 05-10-2007, 09:41 PM

Bump

Two things:

1. I'm glad we paid him last summer and don't have to worry about re-signing him this year.

2. This thread is greatness, good times with the expert of credit.

mary · 05-10-2007, 10:09 PM

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I too did not mean to even sound like I knew more simply because I has some experience at the next level.

This sentence is underrated.

mavsfanforever · 10-18-2007, 03:05 AM

Awesome post blahblehblah.... This made me smile. Credit, you got owned by dlord dude.

Flacolaco · 10-18-2007, 08:22 AM

Ah man I wish I had more time this morning to read through this one again.

Good times.

mary · 10-18-2007, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by blahblehblah

As a fellow professional athlete I have to come to SilkSmoov’s defense!
And as a member of the current Dallas Mavericks I know exactly what he is talking about.

It is without a doubt that Erick Dampier is the MIP on the Mavs. Yes Dampier is the Most Indispensible Player, everyone on the team would agree. Now, before you guys argue or insult this statement, be aware MIP is common mavericks basketball terminology that refers to player the team has the hardest time getting rid of, waking up, pushing off the dinner table etc. Erick is by far the biggest, strongest and laziest among us and its hard to get rid of him… I realize that may not be the proper use of the word but anyone who played basketball on a professional level will know it. Sorry to use that terminology with you all. Clearly you dont understand MVP and M I(Indeispensible) Player in the world of professional sports. Anytime you take my post and say that I call Dampier the MVP over Dirk lets me know you are just a lowly lowly lowly fan.

Regarding Howard’s contract, SilkSmoov is right again. I am not an CBA expert but I do know there are 600+ CBA restrictions that hinder the deal ATM. I also do know that their is a difference between what the Mavs can offer now and after this season. It is hard for me to put it in words w/o an attorney, but their is alot of things behind the scene that the public dont have access to and I will try to have my agent Jery Mcguire explain it to you later.

So trust me when I say it is not "Cut" and "Dry" like most people think. I know this personally as a member of the Maverick . Jay-Mac aka jerry mcquire(I call him that cuz we are buddies) told me Howard should get 8-10 million but there are a lot of restrictions (600+) in place right now for an increase from his current contract for an early extension. It is alot more complicated than you think. I can personally name 60 of these restrictions.

However I wont reveal these restrictions as I don’t want to hold your lowly fan’s hand in this. Simply go research it on the CBA and scroll up or down or sideways. Its there in invisible ink somewhere… Jerry told me they were.

Lastly I noticed alot of double standards going on this cult forum. Not once did you guys correct any other posters beside THE WRONG POSTER during this thread… whats up with that? Why pick only on the person who is wrong? That shows u guys are a bunch of cult followers.

As for Dlord, im letting you know now, I wont be granting you any more interviews. And Dlord plz stop pretending you can possibly read the CBA, its not even in English man! Jerry told me No current NBA players can decipher it. It takes an attorney and ONLY an attornry to decipher the CBA, and a good one at that. That’s why we pay him 80% of our earnings.

P.S.
Don’t even think or DARE to ask me who I am or what my jersey number is! I don’t have to prove my credibility just because I’m the one who made the public claim to have it. Just know that I know!

You cannot give Reputation to the same post twice.

Dirkadirkastan · 10-18-2007, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by capitalcity

Where the hell are spiral and ape? While they seemingly don't agree on anything, I'm sure they'll share a mutual dislike for ex-pert.

And where the hell is you?

jthig32 · 10-18-2007, 09:41 AM

This is at least the third time I've skimmed through this thread since it happened. I'm still sad that I cam late to it when it first happened.

What a fantastic read though. And to think, Sike was right when he predicted Credit would eventually settle down and post regularly at this site.

u2sarajevo · 10-18-2007, 09:53 AM

This thread certainly explains some of the relationships on this board currently. At least when the venerable DLord graces us with his presence.

fluid.forty.one · 10-18-2007, 12:35 PM

wow I got riled up in this thread

ballin_boi · 10-18-2007, 11:21 PM

Me heart Josh! Specially now that he's being more of a vocal leader.

Flacolaco · 10-19-2007, 12:02 AM

Someone should ask Silkxpert if Josh is still the "most Important player" on the Mavs.

(love you man

)

nashtymavsfan13 · 10-19-2007, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by fluid.forty.one

wow I got riled up in this thread

Lol, same here. This thread is pure greatness, I'll definitely be reading through this one again.

Spurs Fan · 10-19-2007, 09:38 AM

I usually just come to this board to read, but I had to post in this thread. Somehow, I missed this thread when it was going strong. I read the whole thing this morning, and I swear to God, I actually had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.

This is needs to be saved forever.

chumdawg · 02-13-2008, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blahblehblah

As a fellow professional athlete I have to come to creditExpert’s defense!
And as a member of the current Dallas Mavericks I know exactly what he is talking about.

It is without a doubt that Erick Dampier is the MIP on the Mavs. Yes Dampier is the Most Indispensible Player, everyone on the team would agree. Now, before you guys argue or insult this statement, be aware MIP is common mavericks basketball terminology that refers to player the team has the hardest time getting rid of, waking up, pushing off the dinner table etc. Erick is by far the biggest, strongest and laziest among us and its hard to get rid of him… I realize that may not be the proper use of the word but anyone who played basketball on a professional level will know it. Sorry to use that terminology with you all. Clearly you dont understand MVP and M I(Indeispensible) Player in the world of professional sports. Anytime you take my post and say that I call Dampier the MVP over Dirk lets me know you are just a lowly lowly lowly fan.

Regarding Howard’s contract, creditExpert is right again. I am not an CBA expert but I do know there are 600+ CBA restrictions that hinder the deal ATM. I also do know that their is a difference between what the Mavs can offer now and after this season. It is hard for me to put it in words w/o an attorney, but their is alot of things behind the scene that the public dont have access to and I will try to have my agent Jery Mcguire explain it to you later.

So trust me when I say it is not "Cut" and "Dry" like most people think. I know this personally as a member of the Maverick . Jay-Mac aka jerry mcquire(I call him that cuz we are buddies) told me Howard should get 8-10 million but there are a lot of restrictions (600+) in place right now for an increase from his current contract for an early extension. It is alot more complicated than you think. I can personally name 60 of these restrictions.

However I wont reveal these restrictions as I don’t want to hold your lowly fan’s hand in this. Simply go research it on the CBA and scroll up or down or sideways. Its there in invisible ink somewhere… Jerry told me they were.

Lastly I noticed alot of double standards going on this cult forum. Not once did you guys correct any other posters beside THE WRONG POSTER during this thread… whats up with that? Why pick only on the person who is wrong? That shows u guys are a bunch of cult followers.

As for Dlord, im letting you know now, I wont be granting you any more interviews. And Dlord plz stop pretending you can possibly read the CBA, its not even in English man! Jerry told me No current NBA players can decipher it. It takes an attorney and ONLY an attornry to decipher the CBA, and a good one at that. That’s why we pay him 80% of our earnings.

P.S.
Don’t even think or DARE to ask me who I am or what my jersey number is! I don’t have to prove my credibility just because I’m the one who made the public claim to have it. Just know that I know!

I just wanted to bump this bit of genius!