The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.

[Thespiralgoeson]

Originally posted by: bernardos70

Master and Commander: Far Side of The World

Master and Commander was the funniest. How the hell do you shoot the captain of the ship while trying to shoot a bird? I laughed my ass off at that one.

Master and Commander was a damn good movie. That scene wasn't unrealistic at all, because rifles made before the 20th century were terribly inaccurate. Also, the guy he shot wasn't the captain, it was the ship's doctor. Russel Crowe was the captain.

[jthig32]

Originally posted by: Thespiralgoeson

Master and Commander was a damn good movie. That scene wasn't unrealistic at all, because rifles made before the 20th century were terribly inaccurate. Also, the guy he shot wasn't the captain, it was the ship's doctor. Russel Crowe was the captain.

I found it to be very average. It's certainly my least favorite Russel Crowe movie that I've seen.

[JLEEHASMUCHGAME]

lol... I'm not into chick-flicks either really, but I do like Adam Sandler movies, so I had to watch that one. One of the worst chick-flicks I've ever watched is You've Got Mail. I don't remember too much about it other than that I thoroughly hated it.

[bernardos70]

You're right, I missed who the character was, I fell asleep for a a large part of the movie. I also didn't say it was unrealistic, Spiral, but the fact that it was hilarious. He was trying to shoot a freaking bird, it flies low enough that someone on the ship could get hit, and he does not hesitate at all to pull the trigger? That was one redeeming moment of the movie, it was hilarious.

[madape]

I just saw one of the worst movies of all time. Has anybody seen GODSEND?

It's hard to screw up horror movies. They're generally supposed to be pretty stupid. But this movie's creators manage to insult the intelligence of even the low-brow horror fan. It was absolutely terrible.

[GP]

I think the first time I watched the Army of Darkness I thought it was the worst movie ever. However, I watched it again at a much later date and found it to be absolutely one of the funniest movies ever. I think it is hilarious. Stupid. Yes, but hilarious just the same.

My worst of all time are:

Lust in the Dust
From Dusk 'til Dawn
Cry Baby (or whatever the hell its called)
Edward Scissorhands
Heathers

[Thespiralgoeson]

Originally posted by: GP
Edward Scissorhands

Sacrelidge. Tim Burton's masterpiece, along with Nightmare Before Christmas.

[mavsman55]

Originally posted by: madape
I just saw one of the worst movies of all time. Has anybody seen GODSEND?

It's hard to screw up horror movies. They're generally supposed to be pretty stupid. But this movie's creators manage to insult the intelligence of even the low-brow horror fan. It was absolutely terrible.

I agree with you on this one. That movie sucked. Original idea, but horribly done.

[twelli]

The only thing I remember of this film is that it was a waste of time (and my money... [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img] )

[sike]

dead man on campus was fairly putrid

[EricaLubarsky]

Edward Scissorhands is easily Burton's best work.

1) Edward Scissorhands
2) Mars Attacks
3) Pee Wee's big adventure
4) Batman
5) Batman Returns
6) Nightmare Before Christmas

and the bad...

7) Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
8) Planet of the Apes
9) Cabin Boy
10) Batman Forever

[Ninkobei]

Originally posted by: EricaLubarsky
Edward Scissorhands is easily Burton's best work.

1) Edward Scissorhands
2) Mars Attacks
3) Pee Wee's big adventure
4) Batman
5) Batman Returns
6) Nightmare Before Christmas

and the bad...

7) Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
8) Planet of the Apes
9) Cabin Boy
10) Batman Forever

I'd have to put Big Fish near or at the top of Burton's best movies list. I think chocolate factory might be okay. I'm probably going to see it whether I think its good or bad anyway. Haven't seen Scisccorhands in a while so I can't comment on its placement. I'm probably going out on a limb here[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img], but Batman needs to be above Mars Attacks and Pee Wee. Also, The Corpse Bride might earn a spot on this list somewhere, too, after it comes out. Oh! and don't forget about Sleepy Hollow.

[Thespiralgoeson]

Originally posted by: EricaLubarsky

7) Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
8) Planet of the Apes
9) Cabin Boy
10) Batman Forever

Burton is credited as the producer, but he really had nothing to do with that movie. If he had, I guarantee you, it would've been decent. No, the blame falls squarely on Joel Schumacher for that one.

[Big Boy Laroux]

Burton directed Cabin Boy? with Chris Elliot? Never heard that... ah, just checked IMDB. He was a producer on it.

I'd add Big Fish to his better movies. BeetleJuice, too. Ed Wood was also good.

I'm actually looking forward to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. looks weird, but in an interesting way.

[jthig32]

Ed Wood needs to be added to the bad list. What an awful movie. Was forced to sit through it in film class.

[Thespiralgoeson]

I loved Ed Wood. Absolutely amazing performance from Martin Landau.

[sike]

Originally posted by: Thespiralgoeson
I loved Ed Wood. Absolutely amazing performance from Martin Landau.

won him an Oscar....

[Nash13]

I just saw Mr. and Mrs. Smith. It was actually a pretty good movie. But if this thread was called "The absolute UNREALISTIC movie you've ever seen," It would take the cake.

[alby]

i say bring it on again is probably top 5 worst of all time lol

[ocelot_ark]

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