The Cussing Thread - Page 44 - Dallas-Mavs.com Forums

mcsluggo · 07-09-2007, 02:45 PM

You know, I would love to hear anecdotal evidence of someone actually having the nads to try "the popcorn trick" in a theatre. (Hopefully NOT with their own children, however). Has anyone ever heard even a "friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend" account of someone actually pulling that one off? (uh, so to speak)

Flacolaco · 07-09-2007, 03:13 PM

Good point, I've never really heard of someone ACTUALLY doing that.

sike · 07-09-2007, 03:21 PM

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Good point, I've never really heard of someone ACTUALLY doing that...other than me and my little bro

doing what? I hope it was something good.

Flacolaco · 07-09-2007, 03:29 PM

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doing what? shaving your balls, wearing crotchless candy panties and a halter top and going for a jog with your iPod tucked firmly in your buttox while it plays "like a virgin" on repeat?

Go away.

mcsluggo · 07-09-2007, 03:42 PM

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Go away. I'm busy molesting small children here and you are distracting me.

That does it, I'm calling the cops.

Flacolaco · 07-09-2007, 03:46 PM

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That does it, I'm calling the cops.

You mean these guys?

I already told you, you unbelievable moron!! That's The Police, not the cops!!

sike · 07-10-2007, 11:49 AM

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I already told you, you unbelievable moron!! That's The Police, not the cops!!

you woman.

u2sarajevo · 07-10-2007, 12:48 PM

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you woman. me man.

How primitive.

mcsluggo · 07-10-2007, 02:33 PM

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Sike is a Stone-age Romeo....
and I'm a space-age Juliette...
we make primitive lovin'....
because we ain't got a TV set....

That is not "the police", that is some OTHER bad 1980s new-wave band...

sike · 07-10-2007, 04:31 PM

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I want to touch you...

ok...waaaaaaaaait, you do mean like shake my hand right?

Flacolaco · 07-11-2007, 10:47 AM

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ok...waaaaaaaaait, you do mean like shake my "head" right?

Why did you put the word head in quotations?

mcsluggo · 07-11-2007, 11:22 AM

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How do I love thee?
let me quote the ways:

"Your buttocks are like two glorious mounds of french vanila ice cream, just begging for a banana and some whipped cream to complete the delicious desert...."

I think we've heard MORE than enough

Flacolaco · 07-11-2007, 11:27 AM

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I think I've heard MORE than enough....like that time my dad had sex with me in the ear.

sike · 07-11-2007, 11:52 PM

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"eek"? you woman.

mcsluggo · 07-12-2007, 12:14 PM

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"eek"! you are a woman!!!???
I kissed a WOMAN !!??!

blech... I need to go brush my teeth with lye.

You must have an interesting marriage.

u2sarajevo · 07-12-2007, 12:22 PM

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I must have an interesting marriage. One of these days I should go home and check that out, instead of going to the bar.

They have organizations that can help you through this difficult time.

Flacolaco · 07-12-2007, 12:26 PM

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They have organizations that can help you through this difficult time. Like this one that helped me.

Are gay jokes old yet?

nope?

sike · 07-13-2007, 12:39 AM

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Are gay jokes old yet?

nope!

you are rude

Flacolaco · 07-13-2007, 08:41 AM

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I remember the day I chose to be gay...do you want me to tell you about it?

I think they want to hear about it at spurstalk.

sike · 07-13-2007, 09:32 AM

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I think they want to hear about it at spurstalk...which I find sexy.

you make me sick

mcsluggo · 07-13-2007, 10:16 AM

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Flacolaco... without you I am incomplete, you make me sike.

that is both touching, and, well, creepy.

(kinda like a redux of "Willy Wonka" starring Michael Jackson)

u2sarajevo · 07-13-2007, 10:19 AM

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I wish I could make sweet sweet love to Michael Jackson.

You might be a little too old for him.

sike · 07-13-2007, 08:28 PM

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You might be a little too old for him...but not for me

what a strange comment

Dirkadirkastan · 07-17-2007, 12:02 AM

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what a strange dingdong i have. its all wrinkly and crooked. its not at all like flacos. so firm and strong and tasty i wish i could get some right now.

Keep it to yourself.

sike · 07-17-2007, 01:01 AM

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Keep it to yourself...but send me pictures

you just promoted porn...you are sick

mcsluggo · 07-17-2007, 09:29 AM

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All hail porn! Our greatest friend.

I'm just happy that 87% of this decade's increases in internet capacity have gone to pornography distribution. All hail pornography, our fearless leader!

87% !??

really?

sike · 07-17-2007, 09:58 AM

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I am a porn star...they call me flaccid fernandez

or ff for short?

Flacolaco · 07-17-2007, 10:18 AM

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They call me ff for short: "Fornicating Flaco"

I filed a restraining order. You're no longer allowed to post within 10 posts of mine on either side. Stay away from me, creep.

sike · 07-17-2007, 10:20 AM

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dirty sanchez.

now you're not even trying.

Flacolaco · 07-17-2007, 10:21 AM

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now you're not even trying....hot karl

Who's karl? I don't get it.

sike · 07-17-2007, 10:28 AM

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Who's karl? But if the question is "would ya"?...my answer is already yes.

but you don't even know him!?

mcsluggo · 07-17-2007, 12:38 PM

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but you don't even know him!? I "know" him.... and I want to "know" him some more. "Know" him again and again and again. I wanna "know" him all night long.

<now singing like gidgit:> "to know know know him... is to love love love him....."

you need some hobbies.

sike · 07-17-2007, 03:04 PM

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I need some hobbits.

strange

Dirkadirkastan · 07-18-2007, 05:04 PM

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hung like a hobbit

That's not a very good pickup line.

sike · 07-18-2007, 05:11 PM

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That's not a very good pickup line...here, try this one: "I am 31 and still live with my parents...and when it storms...I sleep with them. Wanna hook up?

I don't think that would work....

Dirkadirkastan · 07-18-2007, 05:24 PM

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dirka, I tried that pickup line you gave me about living with my parents, but it's not working. WHY IS IT NOT WORKING??!!!

That was a joke. I can't believe you actually tried it.

sike · 07-18-2007, 05:26 PM

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That was a joke. I can't believe you actually tried it....I love you

yuck

mcsluggo · 07-19-2007, 08:35 AM

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yucky stuff magically appears in my pants when I think of you. Weird.

"yucky stuff"?
"magically"?

I think you need a serious "birds and the bees" discussion.

Flacolaco · 07-19-2007, 09:18 AM

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I think you need a serious "coming out of the closet" discussion.

Just wishful thinking on your part there, I think.

sike · 07-19-2007, 02:12 PM

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Just wishful thinking on our part there, I think.

just changed one letter. (That takes skill)