The Official Random Statement Thread - Page 71 - Dallas-Mavs.com Forums

GermanDunk · 03-07-2009, 08:06 PM

How ´bout making a cake or so.

BGMaverick9 · 03-08-2009, 09:27 PM

5000! WOOOOOOO HOOOOO!

Thanks for everyone on the board, I have a great time coming here every single day.

TheMaverick · 03-08-2009, 09:29 PM

^ congrats

BGMaverick9 · 03-08-2009, 10:03 PM

thanks buddy

Evilmav2 · 03-08-2009, 11:56 PM

I was told today by a new employee of the company that I work for, that another colleague- a fella I have only worked with a couple of times (lets call him 'davie')- described me as being, "big, slow (minded), prone to making mistakes, and (being a fella who) always talks about crazy things that nobody cares about or understands"...

This fella doesn't yet, and probably never will, fully realize just how instrumental his p*ssy-b*tch-gossip opinion about me will be in the utterly, unmercifully dreadful disaster that I intend to wreak on his idiotic head in the next couple of weeks. I'll be disappointed if the jackass is still employed with us three weeks from now, because even though I generally do my dardest to be friendly and get along with everyone I work with, once my thick head comes to realize that somebody is my Enemy, that thick, slow head can't think about much else save but ways to crush and destroy it's sh*theel, shit-talking, Poontang enemies in the most comprehensive and hopefully amusing ways possible...

Who Is My Enemy? RARRGGHHH!!!!

chumdawg · 03-09-2009, 12:18 AM

That sumbitch will rue the day!

fluid.forty.one · 03-09-2009, 12:57 AM

Get 'em, Evil!

TripleDipping · 03-09-2009, 04:04 PM

I'd be more careful of that new employee who apparently seems to be a rat-ass snitch.

DirkFTW · 03-09-2009, 04:48 PM

What's with people not checking their mirrors before changing lanes? Or even signaling as they do it? I can't tell if you're drunk, stupid, or both.

Underdog · 03-09-2009, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by DirkFTW

What's with people not checking their mirrors before changing lanes? Or even signaling as they do it? I can't tell if you're drunk, stupid, or both.

Pharmaceuticals, cell phones, and of course, stupidity...

They also don't know what a YIELD sign means...

bernardos70 · 03-09-2009, 05:18 PM

Bizzare: The other day, I saw, on a pretty much completely deserted intersection, a guy start turning left (correctly, when the left-turning-light came on) and another guy right behind him....... somehow rear-ending him full speed. Mid-turn. Surreal.

(The retard proceeded to overtake the victim's car and take off).

Florida: Don't drive here.

GermanDunk · 03-09-2009, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Evilmav2

I was told today by a new employee of the compa

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once my thick head comes to realize that somebody is my Enemy, that thick, slow head can't think about much else save but ways to crush and destroy it's sh*theel, shit-talking, Poontang enemies in the most comprehensive and hopefully amusing ways possible...

Who Is My Enemy? RARRGGHHH!!!!

Can´t you just shout at him : Shut up mother f(beep)(beep)fing b(beep)tch and don´t move your a(beep)s til i tell you piece of s(beep)t(beep) or so

BGMaverick9 · 03-09-2009, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by DirkFTW

What's with people not checking their mirrors before changing lanes? Or even signaling as they do it? I can't tell if you're drunk, stupid, or both.

If I ever did stand up comedy, I could make a full-on bit about signaling when changing lanes...its too easy of a subject though, haha.

92bDad · 03-10-2009, 11:04 PM

It's time to move on...I'm sick of hearing all these Democrats and the "Blame Game"!!!

nikeball · 03-12-2009, 10:34 AM

Just bought a new TV for my room.

$999. SONY 120HZ .....SIGN ME UP.

http://www.amazon.com/Sony-Bravia-KD...6871679&sr=8-1

TheMaverick · 03-12-2009, 10:41 AM

120 HZ is really nice. Watch movies on Blu Ray with the settings on 120 HZ, it's a completely different viewing experience.

nikeball · 03-12-2009, 10:08 PM

Today...I played basketball for the first time in about a year without wearing a brace on my right ankle. I sprained my left ankle. FML.

TheMaverick · 03-13-2009, 01:26 AM

Safety first.

92bDad · 03-13-2009, 09:12 AM

Explore America, there are some really cool places and views...I just drove from Charlotte, NC to Boone NC and back...there's a little spot going up through the Mountains that is a bit breathtaking!!!

Flacolaco · 03-15-2009, 12:18 AM

You're the worst character ever, Towelie

Also, for no reason at all, this:

Underdog · 03-19-2009, 12:34 PM

The boss is playing golf, the receptionist is d!cking around on Facebook, the consultants are playing solitaire, yet people wonder why the economy is in the sh!tter...

(in my own defense - I only waste time on this site while I'm waiting for computers to finish processing, otherwise I'm busy at work... Plus, I'm great at multitasking...)

DirkFTW · 03-19-2009, 12:52 PM

Most of my coworkers are in the break room watching A&M beat BYU. In their defense, they brought papers and computers with them, so they are serious about pretending to work.

Flacolaco · 03-19-2009, 11:31 PM

I want to fight anyone who challenges Dirk Nowitzki or dares to call him out.

BGMaverick9 · 03-20-2009, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I want to fight anyone who challenges Dirk Nowitzki or dares to call him out.

fluid.forty.one · 03-20-2009, 10:44 AM

I'm pretty sure I just aced my last final.

ty · 03-20-2009, 03:28 PM

...can't wait 'til Happy Hour.

GermanDunk · 03-20-2009, 03:32 PM

DirkFTW · 03-20-2009, 05:51 PM

I miss having a spring break.

ty · 03-21-2009, 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by DirkFTW

I miss having a spring break.

You have the rest of your life to miss it =/

Underdog · 03-23-2009, 03:46 PM

This site is deader than any Kennedy not named "Ted" today...

(seriously - where is everyone???)

DirkFTW · 03-23-2009, 03:50 PM

At a vigil for Ted Kennedy, you insensitive prick!

(seriously - I have no clue... maybe they all had Texas over Duke in their bracket, but couldn't handle it as well as me)

Flacolaco · 03-23-2009, 04:08 PM

I think it's called apathy

jthig32 · 03-23-2009, 04:13 PM

I have to admit, I'm spending much more time on my Ranger dork sites at the expense of my Mavs dork sites. I'm still locked into the Mavs games, but I just don't think there's much to discuss with the Mavs right now. I'm ready for a few playoff games but like most everyone I'm preparing myself for the early exit.

Ironically this offseason will probably provide much more stimulating conversation pieces than the second half of this season has, and that will drive Flaco insane.

fluid.forty.one · 03-23-2009, 04:26 PM

Off to the Pita Pit and maybe a Cranberry-Limeade at Sonic.

alby · 03-23-2009, 05:46 PM

lemon berry slush owns all IMO

ty · 03-23-2009, 05:56 PM

I tweet.

fluid.forty.one · 03-23-2009, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by alby

lemon berry slush owns all IMO

I asked for the largest limeade they had and they only charged me $1.10 for it. It was really strange, but I was afraid to question it too much.

Flacolaco · 03-23-2009, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by jthig32

Ironically this offseason will probably provide much more stimulating conversation pieces than the second half of this season has, and that will drive Flaco insane.

Well... this time around I actually think something needs to be done, and unlike other off-seasons gone by, I actually expect that something will be done. So I will be accepting of all the...ahem...."reasonable" conversations happening in July.

TheMaverick · 03-23-2009, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by fluid.forty.one

I asked for the largest limeade they had and they only charged me $1.10 for it. It was really strange, but I was afraid to question it too much.

Did you go between 2-4 pm?

fluid.forty.one · 03-24-2009, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMaverick

Did you go between 2-4 pm?

I believe so.. is there some sort of limeade happy hour(s)?