Big Unit to the Big Apple.....[Caution] Yankee fans heads getting bigger....

[NYCdog]

I'm sure you all know what's goin down but if your a total clueless airhead, hears to you.....

Proposed 3 team blockbuster.....

To NYY: Big Unit
To AZ: Green, Penny, Brazoban
To LA: Vasquez, gets totally screwed.....

And as if our heads aint that big now, we just put the finishing touches on Carl Pavano's 4 year $40 million dollar deal. With all this movement, I kinda doubt now seriously we'll lure Beltran here too. Besides, he's been saying all this stuff about how he likes the city of Houston and wants to stay. Well Carlos, if you want to stay with a loser, go ahead. I wanna see how much you like Houston in October when New York is busy winning the World Series sucka.

And to all you Yankee haters out there, arent you lovin this now? I just cant wait to read your usual replies about how we suck. True, our pitching sucked last year. So what did we do? Ahhh nothin...just steal away two of the best available pitchers. Man I tellya....Life as a Yankee fan is totally great right now, isnt it Chiwas?

Here's to the 2005 World Series Champions.....The New York Yankees!!!!!