"Death Match"

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by jthig32

Much better. I'm going Statham, he can run Vin over.

word

and thanks sike. My eyes stopped bleeding

[Underdog]

Vin & Jason have sex with each other, Jason gets AIDS from Vin but dies sooner because the British are a sickly people with weaker immune systems...

Vin dies eventually too... Hollywood sucks a little less... U2 sleeps like a baby...


(but since Jason keels-over first, the score goes to Vin...)

[jthig32]

Now wait a minute. Let's please not compare Statham to Diesel from an actor standpoint. Sure Jason has made some terrible movies, but I doubt Vin will ever be a part of anything as good as Snatch or Lock Stock. So let's give Statham a shred of credit.

[sike]

Jason 2 - Vin 1

[Underdog]

Originally Posted by jthig32

Now wait a minute. Let's please not compare Statham to Diesel from an actor standpoint. Sure Jason has made some terrible movies, but I doubt Vin will ever be a part of anything as good as Snatch or Lock Stock. So let's give Statham a shred of credit.

Given Guy Ritchie's filmography, I'd say Snatch and Lock Stock were anomalies for everyone involved with those films (save Pitt & Del Toro...)

[sike]

Bank Job was highly critically rated if I remember correctly.

[sike]

Vin was solid in Saving Private Ryan and Boiler Room...he got some acclaim for the Mob movie he did as well.

[Underdog]

Originally Posted by sike

Bank Job was highly critically rated if I remember correctly.

No, you don't remember correctly - the only "critical acclaim" that movie received was from the narrator of the movie trailer (probably blurbed by some nobody working for a small paper in Cleveland or St. Paul...)

[sike]

hey dummy, http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1189844-the_bank_job/

[Underdog]

Originally Posted by sike

Vin was solid in Saving Private Ryan and Boiler Room...he got some acclaim for the Mob movie he did as well.

Vin had a minor, type-cast role in Private Ryan - certainly not a stand-out or even the slightest reason for that movie's success (and he was easily the weakest link in Boiler Room...)

[Underdog]

Originally Posted by sike

hey dummy, http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1189844-the_bank_job/

78% on RottenTomatoes and "critical acclaim" are two VERY different things (unless fanboys who keep franchises like "Saw" afloat are your idea of a "hot movie opinion?")

[sike]

you're dumb...and I would punch you, but you're just an exploding head on the internet.

[DirkFTW]

I'll vote Vin, but only because Jason's policy of "get out there and hurt him, but for f's sake, do not knock him out!" Kind of hard to win a death match tiptoeing that kind of line.

2-2

[sike]

Originally Posted by Underdog

78% on RottenTomatoes and "critical acclaim" are two VERY different things (unless fanboys who keep franchises like "Saw" afloat are your idea of a "hot movie opinion?")

It received a 90% positive rating from the top critics in the country. Its ok...some times its very hard to admit when you're wrong. But you really should be used to it by now.

[Underdog]

Originally Posted by sike

you're dumb...and I would punch you, but you're just an exploding head on the internet.

This is the second time you've called someone "dumb" for disagreeing with you about overrating sh!tty movies/actors (newsflash: Spider Man, Vin Diesel, and RottenTomatoes suck...)

I'm gonna find out where you live, kidnap your ass, sit you down in that chair from Clockwork Orange and make you watch good movies until all the "suck" that Hollywood pumped up into your brain through your ass is gone...

[Underdog]

Originally Posted by sike

It received a 90% positive rating from the top critics in the country. Its ok...some times its very hard to admit when you're wrong. But you really should be used to it by now.

The new Indiana Jones movie got "great critical acclaim" too (90% of all major critics liked it), but thankfully some Americans can still think for themselves and that movie eventually turned to box-office poison for Paramount...

[sike]

Go ahead and try it, dummy, I'm gonna strap that "art piece" from Se7en onto flaco and give him the go ahead to give you a good time.

[sike]

Originally Posted by Underdog

The new Indiana Jones movie got "great critical acclaim" too (90% of all major critics liked it), but thankfully some Americans can still think for themselves and that movie eventually turned to box-office poison for Paramount...

61% if the "top critics" liked it, actually.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/indi...itic=creamcrop

[Underdog]

Originally Posted by sike

Go ahead and try it, dummy, I'm gonna strap that "art piece" from Se7en onto flaco and give him the go ahead to give you a good time.

Sounds like a date...


(I like it when you get angry - your movie references improve slightly...)

[sike]

Originally Posted by sike

how about...

Vin


vs

Jason


freaking edit...now vote.

currently 2-2

[Underdog]

Originally Posted by sike

61% if the "top critics" liked it, actually.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/indi...itic=creamcrop

Not when it first came out - the later critics' reviews changed after the general viewing public declared it was shite...

Also, do YOU have an opinion about the Bank Job? (because I saw it and it sucked - no better than the Italian Job remake... Okay, maybe a LITTLE better...)



EDIT: sorry about hijacking the thread...

[sike]

didn't see it...thats why I said..."Bank Job was highly critically rated if I remember correctly."

I generally like Jason Stathem's character...but its not my kinda flick.

[sike]

Originally Posted by Underdog

Not when it first came out - the later critics' reviews changed after the general viewing public declared it was shite...

You really are like Barry Sanders...

[Underdog]

Originally Posted by sike

didn't see it...thats why I said..."Bank Job was highly critically rated if I remember correctly."

I generally like Jason Stathem's character...but its not my kinda flick.

I generally like his character too - I just wish he was in better films (I was hoping he'd become a Bruce Willis-type and land some A-list action flicks, but he's quickly becoming a direct-to-video Steven Seagal-type...)

[Underdog]

Originally Posted by sike

You really are like Barry Sanders...

The football player or the love-child of Marion Barry and Colonel Sanders?

[sike]

Originally Posted by Underdog

The football player or the love-child of Marion Barry and Colonel Sanders?

that should be obvious...

[Underdog]

Originally Posted by sike

that should be obvious...

Wow, it is obvious - Barry Sanders IS their love-child so it's the same guy!

(btw - that should be our next death match)

[sike]

Originally Posted by sike

how about...

Vin


vs

Jason


freaking edit...now vote.

still 2-2

someone new vote!!!

[DirkFTW]

I'll switch my vote to end this (if that is allowed).

Just remember: I was for Vin Diesel before I was against him!

[sike]

Originally Posted by DirkFTW

I'll switch my vote to end this (if that is allowed).

Just remember: I was for Vin Diesel before I was against him!

you flip flopping pansy!!!


3-1 Jason

[jthig32]

C'mon, the Bank Job wasn't terrible. Certainly a step up from Transporter 2.

Anomolie or not, he gets credit for having key roles in the two films I mentioned.

Vin Diesel...please. He's terrible.

[Underdog]

Originally Posted by jthig32

C'mon, the Bank Job wasn't terrible. Certainly a step up from Transporter 2.

Anomolie or not, he gets credit for having key roles in the two films I mentioned.

Vin Diesel...please. He's terrible.

True, true, and true...

[Usually Lurkin]

Originally Posted by DirkFTW

I'll switch my vote to end this (if that is allowed).

Just remember: I was for Vin Diesel before I was against him!

You can't flip flop. One vote, and one vote alone, you wuss.
But I vote Jason, so he wins. And I vote that way because I was halfway through Triple X 2: State of the Union before I realized Vin Diesel had been replaced. Of course, Riddick would make very short work of Statham. So I'm switching my vote to Vin.

[sike]

I can't believe Vin vs Jason has caused the most discussion...that is crazy.


Its over...move on, propose a new Match someone!!!

[DirkFTW]

Originally Posted by Usually Lurkin

You can't flip flop. One vote, and one vote alone, you wuss.
But I vote Jason, so he wins. And I vote that way because I was halfway through Triple X 2: State of the Union before I realized Vin Diesel had been replaced. Of course, Riddick would make very short work of Statham. So I'm switching my vote to Vin.

Wait... but you said... you can't... wha-what just happened???

[fluid.forty.one]

new death match pls

[Underdog]

Paris

vs.

Lindsay

[DirkFTW]

Recently, I've come to believe that Lohan has some crazy in her... and that's an advantage in death match! Lohan +1

[fluid.forty.one]

not sure but I would smash both of them

lohan I guess just cause red heads are nuts

[sike]

Lohan because she is officially batting for the other team right now...and they tend to be tough.