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u2sarajevo · 06-15-2007, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirkadirkastan

Sex with flacolaco leaves me speechless

So you talk during your other conquests?

MavsX · 06-16-2007, 12:15 AM

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speechless

That's what she said!

Flacolaco · 06-16-2007, 12:18 AM

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"Flaco, that was the most satisfying O-face I've ever made"???

That's what she said!

Butt out of my personal life, please.

u2sarajevo · 06-16-2007, 12:32 AM

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MavX, that new signature image you created blows big green chunks.

That was kind of cold blooded. I am certain you were kidding.

Flacolaco · 06-16-2007, 02:07 AM

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The dinner my wife made tonight had some sort of green chunks in it.

Tough break. You need to get some Wing Stop or something.

sike · 06-16-2007, 10:05 AM

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I work at wing stop.

well at least it makes you happy.

EricaLubarsky · 06-16-2007, 07:47 PM

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U2 Loves me!!!!!

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U2 Loves me not

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U2 Loves me

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U2 Loves me not

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U2 Loves me

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U2 Loves me not

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U2 Loves me

wierd

Dirkadirkastan · 06-16-2007, 08:57 PM

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the most recent quote would be on the inside, right? oh and i cnat spell wierd.

Newbie.

EricaLubarsky · 06-16-2007, 08:59 PM

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I read the english language from left to right and down to up like some crazy martian

You and Sike both, brother.

sike · 06-16-2007, 10:54 PM

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You and Sike both, brother...man I love sike!

awww, that is so sweet.

EricaLubarsky · 06-16-2007, 11:25 PM

you didnt need to misquote me for that.

u2sarajevo · 06-16-2007, 11:57 PM

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you didnt need to spank me for that but I'm sure glad you did. Next time spank me harder... REAL HARD!!!!

Sounds like you enjoy it.

mqywaaah · 06-17-2007, 11:18 AM

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Sounds like Im gonna enjoy it.

Which one? The spanking? A little bit on the kinky side eh, u2?

sike · 06-18-2007, 09:45 AM

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Which one? The spanking? A little bit on the kinky side eh, u2?...when can I come over?

to do counseling?

Flacolaco · 06-18-2007, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by sike

to do counseling? You know, a couple of my camp counselors had a VERY "DEEP" impact on my life when I was younger.

I'm not really sure what you mean.

mcsluggo · 06-18-2007, 11:41 AM

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I'm not really sure what you mean.... am I invited? or not?

Sike and Flocolaco as "counselors"... I'm not letting my kids out of the back yard until they are 30.

sike · 06-18-2007, 12:10 PM

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Sike and Flocolaco as "counselors"... I'm not letting my kids out of the back yard until they are 30.

that sounds more than a bit abusive.

Flacolaco · 06-18-2007, 12:32 PM

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that sounds more than a bit abusive....like when my father used to make me wear that ball gag.

Don't have kids.

mcsluggo · 06-18-2007, 12:47 PM

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Don't have kids as an entree, they are really only suitable as appetisers.

omg!

u2sarajevo · 06-18-2007, 01:20 PM

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omg! I only have kids for dessert.... and I don't eat them. You guys are gross!

Well you are just perverted and sick.

mcsluggo · 06-18-2007, 02:09 PM

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Well you are just perverted and oh so delicious and FAB-u-LOUS.

I said no. Quit hitting on me.

sike · 06-18-2007, 03:02 PM

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I said no drugs. But, U2, NEVER quit hitting on me.

you sound desperate

Dirkadirkastan · 06-18-2007, 04:47 PM

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changing a quote to its negation is so clever

No it isn't.

sike · 06-18-2007, 05:39 PM

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You ask me, "Is my lady hot?"...and my only reply can be, "No it isn't."

"it"??? Come on man, show some respect.

Dirkadirkastan · 06-18-2007, 06:42 PM

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i wanted to be a lady so i chopped off my "it". but for some reason i'm still not a lady, i'm just a bleeding, itless fag.

Call the hospital.

mqywaaah · 06-18-2007, 10:52 PM

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You ripped my bunghole, call the hospital!!!

Told you not to "loose" yourself while watching Brokeback Mountain!

Flacolaco · 06-20-2007, 08:54 AM

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Brokeback Mountain!! I love that quote from that movie..."I wish I knew how to stick it in you"

I don't think that was it....

sike · 06-20-2007, 11:40 AM

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I don't think that was it....I think it was, "You make me feel all purdy inside!"

I think you are both wrong...

alexamenos · 06-20-2007, 12:12 PM

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I think you are both wrong...it was "one of us needs to catch all the strays, the other needs to pitch camp. Do you want to pitch? Or catch?"

that's not even close.

mcsluggo · 06-20-2007, 12:17 PM

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I think it was, "I wanna feel your purdy insides!"

well soldier, you certainly know how to get what you want!

there are two interpretations to this scenario that leap to mind, either of which make me want to wash my eyes with lye.

the lesser of two evils would be...
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...66813023883728

Flacolaco · 06-20-2007, 12:19 PM

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that's not even close. It was "I wish I knew how to fit this in you"

Stop. Now.

mqywaaah · 06-21-2007, 01:05 AM

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Oh stop it if were not gonna do something about it.

What do you have in mind? Hmm?

You flirting with Alexamenos? Didnt know Alexa was a girl. Dang!

alexamenos · 06-21-2007, 02:08 PM

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You're an insufficient human being as compared with Alexamenos! Didnt you know that Alex was every girls number one sexual fantasy. Dang! The women want him, and the men want to be him.

You're too kind, and absolutely correct.

Flacolaco · 06-21-2007, 03:12 PM

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You're too kind and gentle. I like it rough. Attack my rim hard with your balls, like a Ben Wallace FTA.

You guys ever heard of private messages?

sike · 06-21-2007, 03:20 PM

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By the power of Grayskull you are hot!!!You guys ever heard of private messages? Wanna send me one?

you are an odd little man.

Flacolaco · 06-21-2007, 03:25 PM

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I have an odd little manhood.

So you're saying that it's not only small, but it's "odd" as well?

sike · 06-21-2007, 03:29 PM

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Sike, I love you!

uh...yeah. who doesn't?

u2sarajevo · 06-21-2007, 03:54 PM

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Hey sike! Don't you wish you could sleep with that guy that plays Hurley on Lost?

uh...yeah. who doesn't?

Me, for one.... And his name is Jorge Garcia just for reference....

sike · 06-21-2007, 03:57 PM

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Me, for one.... And his name is Jorge Garcia just for reference....and he is a GREAT kisser!!!!!!!!!!

talk about sending mixed messages?

Dirkadirkastan · 06-22-2007, 02:36 AM

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i want to be in a foursome with jorge garcia, john goodman, and michael moore.

Was that really necessary? And at the top of the page too!