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Old 11-03-2010, 02:05 AM   #1
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Dirk is unlikely to keep up that high rate of shooting over the season.
But damn, you should see some of the crap that's written about him on another site.According to the site, he's abusive, controlling, and cruel to women. Oh, and he apparently has some sort of serious medical issues that require hospitalization. In the hospital, he insists on male nurses tending to him-no women.He goes through women like water and is using them as beards-if you get my drift. That is pretty much a summary of some woman's delusions. She claimed to be an ex of Dirk's.
It is pretty laugh worthy,imo.
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Dirk is unlikely to keep up that high rate of shooting over the season.
But damn, you should see some of the crap that's written about him on another site.According to the site, he's abusive, controlling, and cruel to women. Oh, and he apparently has some sort of serious medical issues that require hospitalization. In the hospital, he insists on male nurses tending to him-no women.He goes through women like water and is using them as beards-if you get my drift. That is pretty much a summary of some woman's delusions. She claimed to be an ex of Dirk's.
It is pretty laugh worthy,imo.
umm... link?
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Old 11-03-2010, 11:22 AM   #3
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Dirk is unlikely to keep up that high rate of shooting over the season.
But damn, you should see some of the crap that's written about him on another site.According to the site, he's abusive, controlling, and cruel to women. Oh, and he apparently has some sort of serious medical issues that require hospitalization. In the hospital, he insists on male nurses tending to him-no women.He goes through women like water and is using them as beards-if you get my drift. That is pretty much a summary of some woman's delusions. She claimed to be an ex of Dirk's.
It is pretty laugh worthy,imo.
This link is not allowed to have any negative comment about the dirkster. Neg rep to you!
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Dirk is unlikely to keep up that high rate of shooting over the season.
But damn, you should see some of the crap that's written about him on another site.According to the site, he's abusive, controlling, and cruel to women. Oh, and he apparently has some sort of serious medical issues that require hospitalization. In the hospital, he insists on male nurses tending to him-no women.He goes through women like water and is using them as beards-if you get my drift. That is pretty much a summary of some woman's delusions. She claimed to be an ex of Dirk's.
It is pretty laugh worthy,imo.
Blasphemy I tell you. You made my eyes bleed.
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It is pretty laugh worthy,imo.
Sounds more sue-for-libel worthy, if you ask me.
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umm... link?
It isn't a bbsite-it is a silly site where girls(for the most part) can slavishly announce their undying love for him. Or create stories that sound like the products of an unstable mind. Basically, the type of board where anyone can go in and post something-it doesn't have to be based in reality.
But here's the link-I stumbled across the site a while back and found it pretty silly at first. Now it's just weird and not in a good way.

http://www.talk-sports.net/nba/girlf.../Dirk_Nowitzki
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I heard that Dirk hates puppies and Jesus.
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I heard that Dirk hates puppies and Jesus.
He kills cats on Halloween also and is currently in talks to purchase the Amityville Horror house.
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He goes through women like water and is using them as beards-if you get my drift.
Hmm, as a foreigner I don't get your drift. Does "using women as beards" mean that Dirk likes practicing his French, thereby using women to provide him with an external beard, assuming these women aren't into gardening their properties? That would actually be very altruistic and thus Dirk-like of him to give rather than receive.

Or does it mean that he likes women only as pretty accessories, just like beards could be considered accessories? Or does it mean that he likes to get rid of women constantly and thinks of them as casual acquaintances, just like a beard turns into a casual acquaintance when men get rid of them by shaving them off regularly?



By the way, I fully believe this woman's statement to be perfectly accurate and truthful. We should change the thread title into "Random Dirk is Only Okay Anymore Thread" (or "Official: Random Dirk is Only Okay Anymore Official Thread", to appease Murphy).
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By the way, I fully believe this woman's statement to be perfectly accurate and truthful. We should change the thread title into "Random Dirk is Only Okay Anymore Thread" (or "Official: Random Dirk is Only Okay Anymore Official Thread", to appease Murphy).
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Hmm, as a foreigner I don't get your drift. Does "using women as beards" mean that Dirk likes practicing his French, thereby using women to provide him with an external beard, assuming these women aren't into gardening their properties? That would actually be very altruistic and thus Dirk-like of him to give rather than receive.

Or does it mean that he likes women only as pretty accessories, just like beards could be considered accessories? Or does it mean that he likes to get rid of women constantly and thinks of them as casual acquaintances, just like a beard turns into a casual acquaintance when men get rid of them by shaving them off regularly?



By the way, I fully believe this woman's statement to be perfectly accurate and truthful. We should change the thread title into "Random Dirk is Only Okay Anymore Thread" (or "Official: Random Dirk is Only Okay Anymore Official Thread", to appease Murphy).
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"I don't believe the poster because there are too many holes in her story, BUT many of the things she is saying has been been said about Dirk before. I use to live in Dallas and Dirk went through women like water. He cheated and mistreated many women and he is also known to having a temper. He is also rumored to love sex in an adventurous ways. Personally, I agree with the poster who talked about Dirk being a Gemini and how they are conflicted with liking wild/exciting women and liking the quiet/traditional women too. That's why he almost married that crazy woman because she stayed behind the scenes and took care of him but gave him that 'off the wall' side he likes so much. Remember, he said "she was never boring". I love and respect Dirk but he is not perfect. Like all of us, he has a dark side to him."


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"I don't believe the poster because there are too many holes in her story, BUT many of the things she is saying has been been said about Dirk before. I use to live in Dallas and Dirk went through women like water. He cheated and mistreated many women and he is also known to having a temper. He is also rumored to love sex in an adventurous ways. Personally, I agree with the poster who talked about Dirk being a Gemini and how they are conflicted with liking wild/exciting women and liking the quiet/traditional women too. That's why he almost married that crazy woman because she stayed behind the scenes and took care of him but gave him that 'off the wall' side he likes so much. Remember, he said "she was never boring". I love and respect Dirk but he is not perfect. Like all of us, he has a dark side to him."


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another neg rep coming...this isn't the love life of the rich and famous here. Get with the program or start another thread.
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