02-19-2009, 01:35 PM
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Hunt for the Worst Movie
I figured there might be a special place for this list (and the overall Hunt for the Worst Movie) on this forum.
I just started into it and will comment more later. I've only seen about half the movies on the list, but the reviews make for some good reading:
http://videogum.com/archives/the-hun...worst-movie-o/
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02-19-2009, 01:53 PM
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Meet the Spartans.
I didn't even click the link. It's just that that's the worst movie I've ever seen.
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02-19-2009, 02:02 PM
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I pick "Norbit"
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02-19-2009, 02:09 PM
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Godfather...
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02-19-2009, 02:25 PM
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Debbie does Dallas....had no plot and horrible acting. No wonder they kept it in the back in a small room with beads for a door.
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02-19-2009, 02:30 PM
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Battlefield Earth is my pick. Followed by The Core.
Mr. Cranky's review of The Core is genius...
http://www.mrcranky.com/movies/core.html
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02-19-2009, 02:35 PM
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I saw a movie last year called " War, Inc"
Worst movie I've ever seen. By far. By miles and miles. Awful.
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02-19-2009, 03:59 PM
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Starring SEAN CONNERY:
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02-19-2009, 04:05 PM
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lol...that was a mistake.
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02-19-2009, 04:24 PM
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Magnolia. I literally threw up part way through it.
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02-19-2009, 04:51 PM
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Indy 4.
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02-19-2009, 05:05 PM
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02-19-2009, 06:08 PM
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Do pornos count? lol
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02-19-2009, 11:28 PM
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Pineapple Express. The only movie I have ever wanted to walk out on. I didn't because I was there with friends, but after 30 minutes, I wanted to shoot myself. Maybe thats because Seth Rogan isn't that funny to me and needs to swallow before he starts talking. I'm not sure I can take any more of his gurgling action while he's saying something. Or it could be I just don't understand "weed comedy." Anyway.. Pineapple Express is horrible.
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02-19-2009, 11:40 PM
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Meet The Spartans. Did anyone see Meet The Spartans? Well, I vote Meet The Spartans. I felt... dirty after watching it. Meet The Spartans: worst movie ever.
Also, Meet The Spartans.
BTW Seth Rogen is funny (on occasion)
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02-19-2009, 11:40 PM
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double post
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02-20-2009, 07:36 AM
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Homeworld. Just watching the first 20 minutes will be enough to make you want to kill yourself. Unfortunately it has a good ending..
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1230538/
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02-20-2009, 10:21 AM
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Eight Legged Freaks was pretty bad. People in the theatre when I saw it were actually answering their cell phones during the movie and nobody even cared. The half of the conversation we could hear was more entertaining.
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02-20-2009, 10:22 AM
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ghost dad. only movie i've ever walked out of. and i like bill cosby.
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02-20-2009, 11:05 AM
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There was a movie that I sat through in the 80's...I think it was called "Eraserhead"
I'll see if I can find a link/pic or something and edit in later...
It was a black & white movie that I still don't know what the purpose was???
Here's a link...actually it was a 1977 movie, that I happen to catch in the 80's...very strange movie:
http://video.google.com/videosearch?...um=4&ct=title#
Scroll through and catch the clips...if you want to be bored to death...
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Reason: adding link...
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02-20-2009, 11:36 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 92bDad
There was a movie that I sat through in the 80's...I think it was called "Eraserhead"
I'll see if I can find a link/pic or something and edit in later...
It was a black & white movie that I still don't know what the purpose was???
Here's a link...actually it was a 1977 movie, that I happen to catch in the 80's...very strange movie:
http://video.google.com/videosearch?...um=4&ct=title#
Scroll through and catch the clips...if you want to be bored to death...
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Here's two words that sum up why you hated this movie: David Lynch
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02-20-2009, 11:44 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mavsgirl4134
Pineapple Express. The only movie I have ever wanted to walk out on. I didn't because I was there with friends, but after 30 minutes, I wanted to shoot myself. Maybe thats because Seth Rogan isn't that funny to me and needs to swallow before he starts talking. I'm not sure I can take any more of his gurgling action while he's saying something. Or it could be I just don't understand "weed comedy." Anyway.. Pineapple Express is horrible.
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Zack And Miri Make A Porno is worse. Kevin Smith should be embarassed by that movie.
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02-20-2009, 12:27 PM
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Gone Fishin' was pretty damn bad. But, I was able to sit through that.. I couldn't sit through The Godfather.
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02-20-2009, 12:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DevinHarriswillstart
Zack And Miri Make A Porno is worse. Kevin Smith should be embarassed by that movie.
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aw come on. that wasnt bad.. certainly not even close to the worst movie ever created. Lighten up a bit.
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02-20-2009, 02:20 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ninkobei
aw come on. that wasnt bad.. certainly not even close to the worst movie ever created. Lighten up a bit.
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Not worst ever but arguably worst Kevin Smith movie. The only funny part was with Justin Long.
I'm light.
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02-20-2009, 05:11 PM
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I liked Zach & miri, and Pineapple express was disappointing, but not terrible. I know this will sound like a man's opinion ( I am a man ) But I honestly would put the Notebook up there as one of the worst. I mean I know it was a chick flick, but I honestly hated it. And I can stand a lot of chick flicks.
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02-20-2009, 05:14 PM
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Epic Movie
Zombie Honeymoon
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02-20-2009, 08:29 PM
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Notebook wasn't that bad as far as chick flicks go.
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02-21-2009, 01:22 AM
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Dungeons and Dragons.
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02-21-2009, 03:08 AM
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All these parody movies are really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really bad. Only parodies that i actually liked were Scary Movie 1 & 2.
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02-21-2009, 12:29 PM
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There's always the traditional 2 worst:
Plan 9 from Outer Space
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?
My personal worst is a 3-way tie:
The REMAKE of A Star Is Born with Streisand & Kristofferson
The REMAKE of Suspicion with Jane Curtin
Mr. Holland's Opus
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02-21-2009, 01:32 PM
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Ultraviolet comes to mind. That is one awful movie.
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02-21-2009, 01:38 PM
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Spaceballs
The Shining
Into the Wild
yeah i didn't like those movies at all
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02-21-2009, 03:15 PM
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I think my worst movie list has to be:
The Godfather
Star Wars (the original ones)
Gone With The Wind
Citizen Kane
Can't stand any of those. Film making at its worst.
My favorite though is probably The Troll. I feel like I can really relate to that one sometimes.
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02-21-2009, 06:38 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 12 Tone Melodies
Mr. Holland's Opus
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Isnt that the woody allen movie about a hermaphrodite?
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02-22-2009, 03:16 AM
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Dragonheart.
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02-22-2009, 03:40 AM
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Kazaam. You know, the one with Shaq as the genie.
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