08-23-2008, 11:59 AM
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The Preacha
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"Death Match"
Ok...this should appeal to the baser likes of our little family 'round these parts...and should be pretty fun/funny.
Here is how the game works:
One poster proposes a "Who would win in a fight to the death" scenario and the first to get three votes (best of 5) wins.
Each voter must offer at least (but not limited to) one reason why he/she cast her vote for their "winner"...
The poster who nominates the suggestion cannot cast a vote
Once the match is over (one candidate receives 3 votes) it is ultimate and un-reviewable.
Once the previous round is decided any poster can propose a new "Death Match"
I'll go first:
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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08-23-2008, 12:02 PM
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Because everyone 'round here drinks the hell out of it (so I guess it's an official "homer" vote...)
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These days being a fan is a competition to see who can be the most upset when
your team loses. That proves you love winning more. That's how it works.
Last edited by Underdog; 08-23-2008 at 12:03 PM.
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08-23-2008, 12:03 PM
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Rooting for the laundry
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Kool aid man can bust through walls. What's that little wuss dough boy ever done?
Give me the Kool-aid man.
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08-23-2008, 12:04 PM
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The Preacha
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by the way...does "The Cool Aid Guy" have an actual name???
edit: http://familyguy.wikia.com/wiki/Kool-Aid_Man
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
Last edited by sike; 08-23-2008 at 12:05 PM.
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08-23-2008, 12:06 PM
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Hmmm...I WAS going to say Kool-Aid man but I have switched to the Pillsbury Doughboy.
He looks sweet and innocent but when the lights are on and the stage is set...he'll murder you. He can be ultra flexible too.
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08-23-2008, 12:07 PM
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The Preacha
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its 2-1 Cool Aid Man
My friend just pointed out that Dough Boy gets really hard under heat....which I don't know is a good thing for fighting or not...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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08-23-2008, 12:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
its 2-1 Cool Aid Man
My friend just pointed out that Dough Boy gets really hard under heat....which I don't know is a good thing for fighting or not...
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It's good...it means he can break through glass.
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08-23-2008, 12:10 PM
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ps...I got dibs on the next one
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08-23-2008, 12:20 PM
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Dough boy gets my vote due to the fact that he could roll himself to a big pizza crust. Yummy!
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08-23-2008, 12:21 PM
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2 - 2
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08-23-2008, 12:32 PM
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Kool-Aid Man Wins... Fatality!
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What has the sheep to bargain with the wolf?
Last edited by Evilmav2; 08-23-2008 at 12:40 PM.
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08-23-2008, 12:36 PM
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Dough boy wins! Friendship!
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08-23-2008, 12:40 PM
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Next Match
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08-23-2008, 12:57 PM
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What has the sheep to bargain with the wolf?
Last edited by Evilmav2; 08-23-2008 at 12:58 PM.
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08-23-2008, 12:57 PM
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Are they fighting over gumbo?
I'll take AJ due to his ability to burst ear drums with his shrill voice! And his close proximity to ankles makes his so dangerous!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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08-23-2008, 01:01 PM
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Avery - because the "Little General" doesn't JUST refer to his willie-shrinkage when the pressure's on!
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These days being a fan is a competition to see who can be the most upset when
your team loses. That proves you love winning more. That's how it works.
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08-23-2008, 01:24 PM
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Rooting for the laundry
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Give me AJ as well. Revenge is a powerful motivating factor.
Next up....
The captain
Vs.
Stack
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08-23-2008, 02:25 PM
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For all his short-comings, toughness isn't one of them (that hand to the face of Shaq is like punching a lion in the ear...)
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These days being a fan is a competition to see who can be the most upset when
your team loses. That proves you love winning more. That's how it works.
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08-23-2008, 02:56 PM
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StackAttack doesn't wear wussy padding and helmetting Apparatuses. StackAttack Wins.
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What has the sheep to bargain with the wolf?
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08-23-2008, 03:05 PM
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The Preacha
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Stack is 6'5" and Morrow is pretty small....
Stack wins 3-0 (Take that flaco)
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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08-23-2008, 03:09 PM
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The Preacha
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Ok...here is a dangerous one:
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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08-23-2008, 03:13 PM
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Because he could kick Dick Cheney's ass too...
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These days being a fan is a competition to see who can be the most upset when
your team loses. That proves you love winning more. That's how it works.
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08-23-2008, 03:20 PM
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Rooting for the laundry
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I'm sorry, but I gotta go Voldemort here. I don't think it would even be close.
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08-23-2008, 03:20 PM
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The Force would annihilate Avada Kedavra in a heartbeat.
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08-23-2008, 03:43 PM
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Even Episode I was better than any HP movie, and no one ever complained they left stuff out.
So Darth gets my vote. Vader could crush "he who is out of his league." Just choke him to death.
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08-23-2008, 03:54 PM
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The Preacha
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Vader 3-1...thought it might be closer.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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08-23-2008, 04:25 PM
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The Cupid Automatic OTF says: Joker Wins. Fatality with Excessive Facial Mutilation Bonus Points!
Last edited by Evilmav2; 08-23-2008 at 04:27 PM.
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08-23-2008, 05:00 PM
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This thread has already lost all credibility.
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08-23-2008, 07:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jthig32
This thread has already lost all credibility.
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WRONG!
I am abstaining because I think the two would resolve their differences in a friendly chess match. Of course the chess match would involve real people and explosives for captured pieces.
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Is this ghost ball??
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08-23-2008, 08:18 PM
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
This thread has already lost all credibility.
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Yeah so far it's been a popularity contest. Vader and Stackhouse...please.
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08-23-2008, 08:28 PM
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Lets get this thread back on topic...
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08-23-2008, 08:44 PM
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winner:
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08-23-2008, 09:38 PM
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Cheez-It! Coz Sunshine kicks a**!!!
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08-23-2008, 09:39 PM
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Of course Voldemort would win...Magic...and he has horcruxes to come back to life q=)
and Cheez-its for sure...even though I like nip(ples)?
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08-23-2008, 10:10 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by nikeball
and Cheez-its for sure...even though I like nip(ples)?
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Cheez-Its are the sh*t and have jumped ahead to an early 2-0 lead, but what if this was the contest instead? :
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Nips vs. Nips
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What has the sheep to bargain with the wolf?
Last edited by Evilmav2; 08-23-2008 at 10:12 PM.
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08-23-2008, 11:35 PM
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Edit: Oh yeah, a reason. Ummm... because it's one of my favorite snacks ever?
Last edited by Dirkadirkastan; 08-23-2008 at 11:38 PM.
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08-24-2008, 07:37 AM
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The Preacha
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In what was a fairly simple call to make...Cheese Its take it 3-0.
(By the way, I think Lex vs. Joker would be way better than some of yous guys)
how about :
Moses
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The Dark Lord
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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08-24-2008, 08:18 AM
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Because he was the head of the NRA...
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08-24-2008, 08:37 AM
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not even close.
Jobs might do better if he could throw down a plague of locusts or slaughter 5000 Microsoft users, or such.
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08-24-2008, 10:29 AM
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in a landslide. Someone else pick the next one. All I can come up with is something lame like 7UP v. Sprite.
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