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Old 09-21-2008, 02:31 AM   #1
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Question If Sarah Palin was your mother then your name would be...

If you ever happened to wonder...LMAO... what your name would be if Palin was your mother...LMAO (again)... then check out this link and find out!

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My name would be Stoppage Lead Palin (Stoppy for short!)

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Old 09-21-2008, 02:49 AM   #2
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Steam Fangs Palin

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Old 09-21-2008, 03:10 AM   #3
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Bomb Locamotive Palin....YESSSSSSSS
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Just enter the original names:

Track: Meat Notgay Palin
Trig: Engine Nighthawk Palin
Bristol: Strangle Thicket Palin
Willow: Hen Waffle Palin
Piper: Fog Piles Palin
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Oh, I'm Roller Texas Palin.
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Old 09-21-2008, 10:22 AM   #6
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Molten Contra Palin
My wife's would be Spackle Camshaft Palin
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Murphy3 would also be Roller Texas Palin
my real name would be: Mounting Sarah Palin

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Old 09-21-2008, 02:30 PM   #8
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I would be Drill Swollen Palin
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Old 09-21-2008, 06:13 PM   #10
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Old 09-21-2008, 11:37 PM   #11
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my real name would be: Mounting Sarah Palin
Who would want to mount Sarah Palin lol? Just Todd I guess
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I probably would if I was drunk...
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Who would want to mount Sarah Palin lol? Just Todd I guess
Most guys would.....
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Old 09-21-2008, 11:46 PM   #14
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Kid #6 coming out of that old mooseknuckle.

..... now would you do it?
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Old 09-22-2008, 12:00 AM   #16
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Kid #6 coming out of that old mooseknuckle.

..... now would you do it?
depends, how drunk would I be?
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I guess it would have to be throw your life away drunk (is there any other kind?).

Because I think you would have to get married to her... she probably would want that, right?
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Old 09-22-2008, 12:09 AM   #18
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lol throw your life away drunk?
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most guys.... if she was offering and you weren't married (or most even if they are married).. well, let's just say that most guys would have sexual relations with her.

Maybe only 40-50% of married men would..but the majority of single men would.
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umm I've been drunk plenty of times and have never thrown my life away :P
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and yes i would definitely bang her. right now. no alcohol.
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and yes i would definitely bang her. right now. no alcohol.
yeah.... who WOULDN'T you bang?

(I mean, geez.... if SIKE didn't give you pause, your standards are nothing to trumpet)
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she totally has that "Hot for Teacher" look going on. I'd do her, and make her call me Obama.
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my real name would be: Mounting Sarah Palin
Isn't that based on "if she was your mother"?
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Isn't that based on "if she was your mother"?
...still wouldn't change my answer. I might lean to the right, but not THAT far right.

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If my pet were Palin's pet then it's name would be Hen Waffle Palin, thankfully, my pet is not a chicken.
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