The Cussing Thread

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

woah....I feel funny in my bathing suit area

Is that an anatomical term?

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I want to rub you

no

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by sike

no




















































































And by no I really mean yes.

You could have saved some keystrokes there I think...

[sike]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

You could have saved some keystrokes there I think...stroke me

you mean like brush your hair??

because I refuse!

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

you mean like brush your hair?? underneath your merkin??

Merkin humor still isn't funny, sike.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Merlin's BEARD!!!!!

That's funny you say that. I was curious why she waited until the end to bring that schtick up..... and then overused it.

[DevinFuture]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

What in the name of Merlin's saggy left...

I think Merlin was mentioned on Book 1, wasn't he?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by DevinFuture

And what in the name of Merlins most baggy Y-fronts was that about?

It's only moderately sad that I can pull quotes like these out of that book already without having to reference anything...unless you ask sike.

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I blow monkeys

like a fan you mean?

[mcsluggo]

Originally Posted by sike

I'm like, your biggest fan.

groupies get weirder all the time...

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by mcsluggo

So, Bush's is a military commander that likes to talk to Congress.

At first I was confused.... but then I put it together. You are talking about Petraeus right? He is not Bush's Patronus. There are no Dementors in Congress, despite how closely Nancy Pelosi resembles one. He's just a General.

[Flacolaco]

That was a bit of a stretch....

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

What Jerry Jones did to his face.... that was a bit of a stretch....

Yes. Indeed it was.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Why won't Jerry Jones just 'sit on my face' like I asked him to?

Did you get 'jilled' again this morning? too much sugar?

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Did you get 'pumped' again this morning? too much lovin?

when you say "pumped"...you do mean like...excited about something...right?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

"Fantasy" football means players you'd like to have sex with, right?

For you it does.

[mcsluggo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

For you it does.

So is Sike the only one for you....?
Alex will be soooooo bummed.

[sike]

Originally Posted by mcsluggo

So is Sike the only one for you....?
Alex will be soooooo bummed...but not nearly as saddened as I am.

stop fighting over me...i'm taken

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by sike

stop fighting over me...i'm taken. you will never touch what flaco already has!

Wow. I thought for sure it would be Murphy, but flaco?

[sike]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Wow. I thought for sure it would be Murphy, but flaco?...but me?...I'm a U2 man!

flying solo huh?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

flying solo huh? Would you like me to teach you how to perform "The Stranger" on yourself?

get your popcorn ready.

You are an idiot.

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

You are an idol of mine...mold into thine image.

"thine"?

now thats old school

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

Would anyone like to hear my bands demo?

We're called "Pelvic Pickle"

Somehow I think you came up with the name yourself, no?

[mcsluggo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

ME!!!! me me me!! ME! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Uhm.... I'll pass.

How 'bout them Redskins!

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Somehow I think you came up with the name yourself, no? Either way I love it

good.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

Flaco, I'm ready to insert my bands cd "Pelvic Pickle" into your cd player. And if it doesn't load quite right, I'll pull it out, blow on it for a while, and shove it right back in again.

Just please stop posting.

[Dirkadirkastan]

Flaco, I dub thee Cussing Champion. (I still can't give you rep btw.) You other people just aren't anywhere close to his greatness.

Carry on.

[Flacolaco]

Well thanks....I did giggle a little at that last one.

I can't help it if sike doesn't bring his A game like he used to when we started this thread.

no imagination....

[Dirkadirkastan]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Well thanks u2....I did moan a lot at that last one...you really had me going.

I can't help it if sike doesn't bring his A game like he used to when we started having these 'get-togethers'.

no passion....

Keep it off the forum.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by Dirkadirkastan

Why is it so hard to find a REALLY large asian woman to get freaky-deaky with?

1. Stop.
2. Don't say "freaky-deaky" ever again.

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

1. Stop.
2. Don't say "freaky-deaky" ever again.
3. Just for the record I am a large Asian woman who likes the rough stuff...call me at 214-303-7645...and bring a whip with ya...

what are the odds?...yet you are offended at the phrase "freaky deaky"?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

Why are you offended at the phrase "defacation proclamation"?

I thought you said you wanted a 'Hot Carl'?

No, I said I wanted a hot DOG, you sicko.

(have fun with that one, btw)

[Dirkadirkastan]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

hey sike is it my turn to be the wiener or the buns?

Yuck.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Dirkadirkastan

My girlfriend wanted me to KISS her. Yuck.

I think you have an identity issue you need to deal with, or perhaps it's just as simple as your relationship has lost it's luster? Have you guys ever kissed?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Hey sikey baby, lets role play like hard drives tonight! I'll be the 'slave' and you can be the "Master"

You are a dork.

A gay dork.

[mcsluggo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Your dork.

A gay dork.

I love your gay dork.

Is that supposed to be Haiku?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by mcsluggo

Is that supposed to be Haiku?
Here's a Haiku:

Slippery penis
So delicious and tasty
I love you long time

Gross.

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

my wife is Gross.

but is she rich?

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by sike

but is she a witch?

He READS Harry Potter.... he doesn't actually think it's true. It's complete fiction.

[sike]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

He READS Harry Potter.... he doesn't actually think it's true. It's complete fiction...if you're a muggle like flaco...but if your a wizard like me you know the REAL TRUTH!

that you're a nerd?