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Stuart Scott's knock-knock joke...
Stuart: Ayo, knock knock, punk!
You: Who's there, Stuart? Stuart: BANANAS! You: Bananas, who? Stuart: What'd I just hear? I said, knock...knock. You: (sigh) Who's there? Stuart: BANANAS! You: That's great, Stuart. Stuart: Knock knock, OH NO HE DIDN'T! You: Look, this is getting kind of o- Stuart: BANANAS! You: Are you only doing this to hear yourself talk? Stuart: Knock knock, wurd! You: That's it, I'm outta here. Stuart: BANANAS!
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Stuart and his one good eye could only work at ESPN.
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01-23-2006, 07:32 PM
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cap, that is horseshit. Scott wouldn't be saying "Bananas", he'd be screaming "TARHEEL".
god i have so many "i despise stuart scott" stories, i may dole them out over the next couple of days... have you all heard my idea for the best interview ever? stuart scott interviewing t-mac. the googliest of the googly eyes! scott: so, t-mac, tell me about the back t-mac: huh? are you talking to me? I can't tell... scott: are you talking to me? I can't tell...
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01-23-2006, 09:38 PM
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Stupid looking people are funny.
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01-23-2006, 10:20 PM
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one-eyed people are funny looking
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 ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?" |
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01-23-2006, 10:21 PM
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they look funny (adv.)
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01-23-2006, 10:27 PM
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and you talk funny!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?" |
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01-23-2006, 11:53 PM
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Stuart Scott=TMac=Cyclops Kitty
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?" |
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01-24-2006, 11:11 AM
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omigosh, you guys crack me up (though I should be offended since I have a leagally blind, one-eyed cousin who is in his sophomore year at SFA proving that even the blind can accomplish much if they work hard enough!).
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01-24-2006, 12:18 PM
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ok, i promised, so here's an actual lead-in from Stuart Scott from a few years back, when Michigan State made it to the final four (either 2000 or 2001). This was about the time that the song "Forgot About Dre" was popular.
Anyway, come back from a commercial. Scott is on-screen with the Michigan State logo over his shoulder. He then says (with no other lead-in): "Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got somethin to say but nothin comes out when they move their lips; just a bunch of gibberish Everybody act like they forgot about State" That's it. goes right into the story by the field reporter. I remember it like it was yesterday, as I remember being actually angered by how ridiculous it was. as if the "pooky and Ray-ray" thing isn't bad enough, we have to get garbage like this.
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01-24-2006, 12:42 PM
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BBL, he has recycled that because I remember hearing it or something very much like it a couple of years ago, and it wasn't state.
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01-24-2006, 02:16 PM
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he used it AGAIN??!??!?!?! that makes it even worse!
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01-24-2006, 04:09 PM
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Yes, he did. I do find it slightly amusing when a QB gets sacked and the D starts piling up on him, SS (Stuart Scott, Super Spare) goes "I ain't got the ball, don't hit me no mo.'" He's in TV for the same reason Charles Barkley's on it. Except he has to be watered down for ESPN.
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01-24-2006, 10:10 PM
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*Update*
I still don't have cable.
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