08-14-2003, 10:53 PM
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Originally posted by: Caliente
So, Oz, what's a nice guy like you doing in a place like this?
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Well, I was told I spend so much time at the bar, I might as well own one. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
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08-14-2003, 11:14 PM
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RE: Lounge Lizards bar
Hope the Bohemia is still cold.
I'm thirsty.
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08-14-2003, 11:33 PM
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Originally posted by: Chiwas
Hope the Bohemia is still cold.
I'm thirsty.
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No worries mate.
This is as cold as a Rasheed Wallace stare!
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08-14-2003, 11:37 PM
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I'm too full of cold and flu medicine to drink...
Who needs alcohol when I've got codeine.
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08-14-2003, 11:40 PM
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Originally posted by: veruca salt
I'm too full of cold and flu medicine to drink...
Who needs alcohol when I've got codeine.
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Forget codeine! Drink tequila! It's the best for colds. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
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08-14-2003, 11:42 PM
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RE: Lounge Lizards bar
Tequila and codeine? You're not going to live very long Chiwas! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
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08-14-2003, 11:46 PM
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Tequila kills all bugs you can have in your body.
Tequila makes you forget the cold.
It's the best medicine! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
7 days drinking it and you are totally cured!
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08-14-2003, 11:48 PM
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7 days drinking it and you are totally cured!
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or dead!
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08-14-2003, 11:54 PM
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I probably can't technically drink tequilla....if it's had a worm in it, I guess
that would be considered not very vegan....oh well. I'm clearly the world's
worst vegan anyway. I drink beer & wine which I shouldn't....
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08-15-2003, 09:37 AM
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I probably can't technically drink tequilla....if it's had a worm in it...
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Mescal is the drink with the worm into the bottle.
My computer had one last Monday but a patch ate it.
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08-15-2003, 09:42 AM
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Wrong kind of worm, Chiwas..... I love the Mescal worm. Not the candy with the worm that plays off of that, but the real thing.
Of course, I have to be really, really drunk to eat it.
So that brings me back to Oz... can I have another Modelo? Or do you serve during business hours [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
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08-15-2003, 09:43 AM
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Tequila always gets me in trouble.
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08-15-2003, 09:44 AM
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Tequila always gets me in trouble.
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To-kill-ya gets EVERYONE in trouble.
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08-15-2003, 10:36 AM
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" in vino veritas !"
don maximillo - la mancha d.o. for me please [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]...
i love it on mild summer evenings...
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08-15-2003, 01:17 PM
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After partying with Chi, some of you may need this:
Save a Life, Save a Family!
How the Betty Ford Center Helps
The Betty Ford Center is a nonprofit private treatment center that serves people from all walks of life. Contrary to popular belief, less than ½ of 1% of all patients might be described as wealthy or well known. Our fees are below the median for similar treatment centers across the nation. We are proud to say that 93¢ of every dollar goes directly to provide patient services.
Each day, more than 750 people are touched by the work of the Betty Ford Center. Nearly 300,000 people a year receive education or service from Betty Ford Center staff.
For more information or to have someone contact you regarding a gift,
call the Foundation office at (800) 854-9211 or (760) 773-4100.
(great thread, Oz...absolutely one of the funniest ever posted...props !)
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08-15-2003, 02:12 PM
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*paitently waits for Oz to serve him his Modelo*
....or is the bar closed until 5? It's Friday, for God's sake.....
The peanuts are still good, though.... thanks to Caliente.....
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08-15-2003, 02:23 PM
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This bar could use some music. Let's get this party started...
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08-15-2003, 03:03 PM
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RE: Lounge Lizards bar
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Odio el hielo de vainilla.
Pero amo el chocolate.
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08-15-2003, 03:31 PM
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When the heck does happy hour start?
It won't take me an hour to get happy.
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08-15-2003, 03:40 PM
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Quote:
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Odio el hielo de vainilla.
Pero amo el chocolate.
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Chiw@s no gusta mi español. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img]
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08-15-2003, 04:05 PM
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Originally posted by: u2sarajevo
Quote:
Originally posted by: Chiwas
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Odio el hielo de vainilla.
Pero amo el chocolate.
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Chiw@s no gusta mi español. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img]
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Your spanish
reminds me of my english
and I cry cause my english,
not cause your spanish;
you should cry cause your spanish,
just read my english.
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08-15-2003, 04:08 PM
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Hay...Dios mío. Quiero ser borracho antes que el noche termina.
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08-15-2003, 04:17 PM
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A cool guy at work asked me to feel his chest because he said he has been working out.
I felt like I was poking a kevlar vest.
Did I do a bad thing?
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08-15-2003, 04:31 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by: Caliente
A cool guy at work asked me to feel his chest because he said he has been working out.
I felt like I was poking a kevlar vest.
Did I do a bad thing?
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Depends on what you mean....
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08-15-2003, 04:34 PM
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This has become lounge talk now that Oz isn't handing out drinks I see....
Did you tell him this Caliente?
If I were you I would have told him "that's great but I will pass" or somesuch. A guys ego is only brittle when it comes to two things 1. his muscular physique (but only if he works on it as this guy does) and 2. his size. wink, wink.
I think it's funny though. I'll have to remember never to ask you to feel my chest (although I can't think of a situation in which I would ask anyone to feel my chest).
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08-15-2003, 04:43 PM
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(although I can't think of a situation in which I would ask anyone to feel my chest).
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I can think of plenty...
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08-15-2003, 04:48 PM
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Ozzy is required inmediately to take control again of this cantina.
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08-15-2003, 04:50 PM
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It's 5 o'clock... HAPPY HOUR....
Maybe Chiw@s can forgive my poor Spanish skills and become our Bartender. Or Beertender I should say. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
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08-15-2003, 04:52 PM
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It's 5 o'clock... HAPPY HOUR....
Maybe Chiw@s can forgive my poor Spanish skills and become our Bartender. Or Beertender I should say. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
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Me no hablar your lengua. Zorro, I mean, sorry.
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08-15-2003, 05:41 PM
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Do we need a substitute Barkeep until Oz returns?
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08-15-2003, 05:59 PM
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I want another beer...damnit!!!!!!!!!!!!
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08-15-2003, 06:41 PM
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Hay...Dios mío. Quiero ser borracho antes que el noche termina.
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08-15-2003, 08:50 PM
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For anyone that wants one I'm here to serve drinks.
Tonight is two for one night at the Louge Lizard. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
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08-15-2003, 10:00 PM
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sweet deal, southern sweets.
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08-18-2003, 11:23 PM
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I see our Bartender is back....
Could I bother you for a Bohemia to help me get to sleep?
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08-18-2003, 11:31 PM
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And a Guiness for me? My throat is awfully dry.
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08-18-2003, 11:33 PM
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i would like some root beer please.
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08-18-2003, 11:39 PM
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No worries at all, my good friends.
Here we go:
Guiness for Xerxes.
Bohemia for U2
and root beer for Mandy.
I might just have one myself!
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08-18-2003, 11:41 PM
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You rock.....
Are there anymore peanuts?
So what do you think of this trade? Can you turn SportsCenter on?
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08-18-2003, 11:41 PM
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What's the point of coming to a bar for a root beer, Amanda?
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