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Hi I am writer, please help
Hi all!
I'm writer from Ukraine, writing book about Madonna's life. What do you know about Madonna? Please, tell me. Thanks! WBR, Svetlana Shmidt |
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03-27-2007, 04:33 PM
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I think she played for the Mavericks in the 2003-2004 season
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03-27-2007, 05:03 PM
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Madonna quit making albums and went to work for Hormel making Spam.
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03-27-2007, 05:05 PM
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She is a little bashful and has a mouth instead of a bellybutton, as you can see in the genesis musicvideo "Land of Confusion"!
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03-27-2007, 09:57 PM
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She led the Turks to victory.
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03-27-2007, 10:56 PM
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I think she used to post here under the name "Drbio" sometimes
(I see what you mean dirkastan)
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03-27-2007, 10:59 PM
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Madonna was born to a pirate by the name of Bootstrap Bill. When she was younger, she was told he was a merchant sailor. She only found out the truth later on when she had to ally herself with another pirate in order to save her only true love.
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03-27-2007, 11:13 PM
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She and I made hot passionate sexytime with Borat.
eight times. |
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03-27-2007, 11:13 PM
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She lived in the RC in East Quad, a dorm literally 5 minutes from where i live
seriously... so did the Unabomber |
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03-28-2007, 06:30 AM
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madonna doesnt have hair on her balls because hair doesnt grow on steel
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03-28-2007, 08:38 AM
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Madonna is a palindrome
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03-28-2007, 08:39 AM
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In Uzbekistan, to call someone a "Madonna" is an insult punishable by public cheesing.
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03-28-2007, 08:59 AM
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I justified her love.
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03-28-2007, 09:28 AM
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im a producer so when you finish the book I make it into great American moviefilm
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03-28-2007, 09:30 AM
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she is in no way like a virgin.
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03-28-2007, 09:47 AM
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wikipedia....
Quote:
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03-28-2007, 10:06 AM
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she was "had" by Dennis Rodman....ruining her for U2.
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03-28-2007, 10:57 AM
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Madonna knows baseball, I mean whore-balling.
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03-28-2007, 10:58 AM
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Quote:
make sure to write a chapter about that for sure
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03-28-2007, 11:06 AM
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wears weird bras
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03-28-2007, 11:24 AM
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She once made love to the skull of Roy Tarpley
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03-28-2007, 12:38 PM
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what moron would come and ask a dallas mavs board about madonna. go on google and type in madonna you retard
edit: or even any sports board for that matter...why not look up some madonna fan club or something... Last edited by MavsX; 03-28-2007 at 12:39 PM. |
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03-28-2007, 12:40 PM
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also when he said ukraine...it reminds me of when newman and kramer are playing RISK, the game of world conquest. and that guy at the end is from the ukraine...
'you not say ukraine weak, or i smash it"!!!!!!!! then he breaks the Risk game board in half.. hahahahha |
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03-28-2007, 04:14 PM
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Last I heard she still had a baby at her breast.
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03-28-2007, 04:20 PM
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This smells suspiciously like a sociological experiment.
I can see a dissertation titled, The Madonna Effect: 80's pop icons and their disruption of online sports communities
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03-28-2007, 05:00 PM
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I heard she played professional women's baseball in the 1940's...
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03-28-2007, 07:21 PM
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something about chuck norris
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03-28-2007, 08:46 PM
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Hehe, IP ban? This thread still has unlimited potential.
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03-28-2007, 10:25 PM
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the beatles wrote a song about her...
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03-28-2007, 10:45 PM
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She adopted 5 kids from Malaysia in the time it took me to write this post.
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03-29-2007, 08:49 PM
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She bumped this thread just to make extra sure that it didn't die in its prime.
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03-30-2007, 12:45 PM
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she will do terrible things for money.
for example: her musical career.
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03-30-2007, 12:55 PM
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gave britney spears the kiss of death on mtv
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03-30-2007, 01:14 PM
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She gives good head.
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03-30-2007, 04:49 PM
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she's a maniac, maniac on the floor. and she's dancing like she's never danced before.
oh, wait...that was someone else. nevermind.
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03-31-2007, 11:58 PM
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haha, i just sang that in my head..it sound awfully good too..
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Bump.
I miss this thread. |
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Wow, I had totally forgotten that this thread even existed, let alone the fact I even posted in here. Fun re-read.
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