11-25-2006, 12:55 PM
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
funny story about how I found a place that makes "goatrape" appointments.....
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I bet it's not that funny....
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11-25-2006, 01:48 PM
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[censored] you, ya [censored] [censored].
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11-27-2006, 11:12 AM
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SaltwaterChaffy
screw me.
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like Flaco needed an invitation....sheesh....
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
Last edited by sike; 11-27-2006 at 11:13 AM.
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11-27-2006, 12:13 PM
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
like Flaco needed an invitation....but just in case, Flaco with your rubbers so bright, won't you plug my hole tonight?....
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getting into the christmas spirit in your customary sick way, you disgusting pervert?
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11-27-2006, 01:04 PM
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
you want disgusting? trust me I can pervert any good person!...can't I?
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sounds like you're having second thoughts...just saying
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-27-2006, 01:18 PM
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
sounds like you're having second thoughts...just saying I think it could be a night to remember, and I know u2 would pay for the whole thing, you wouldn't have to worry about anything....
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so now you're pimping for him?
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11-27-2006, 03:38 PM
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Rooting for the laundry
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Since u2 has had ample time to defend his honor and hasn't yet...I'm going to have to accept all of this as fact.
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11-27-2006, 05:26 PM
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Since u2 has had ample time to defend his honor and hasn't yet...I'm going to have to accept that his booty is for sale and I've got twenty bucks!.
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I don't see how quoting Grego will help...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-27-2006, 05:29 PM
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I don't see how quoting Grego will help.... you should quote Rhyner instead.
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I hate to tell you, but Rhyner's dead.
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11-27-2006, 05:33 PM
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The Preacha
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what about the old gray wolf?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-27-2006, 05:36 PM
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Rooting for the laundry
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hmm....getting into Ticket minutia seems to be taking away from the gay jokes
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11-27-2006, 05:38 PM
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
hmm....getting into Ticket minutia makes me horny....for men
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feel better?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-27-2006, 05:40 PM
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Rooting for the laundry
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not really.
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11-27-2006, 05:42 PM
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I'm not really happy inside
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well who didn't know that?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-27-2006, 05:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
on friday my mom and I took all the leftover gravy and an inflatable kiddy pool and had a "wrastlin" match while my old man video taped the whole thing, and my brother watched but kept a blanket on his lap the whole time...
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ok....now I feel like things are back to normal.
also, you're weird.
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11-27-2006, 05:45 PM
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
spank me U2!!!!ok....now I feel like things are back to normal.
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well...if you call that normal?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-28-2006, 10:19 AM
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Do you think Mike Vanderpenis will still come by on tuesdays to spoon me and call me sike-bear?
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vanderwhat? im sorry?
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11-29-2006, 12:27 AM
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
vanderwhat? im sorry, I was too busy humping my Donavan Mcnab doll?...
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bro...grab spell check or something...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-29-2006, 12:36 AM
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Have I ever told you guys one of my favorite things to do? My bro grabs my nutsack....or something.....
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No you haven't told us, but really, we don't want to know.
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11-29-2006, 12:43 AM
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by nashtymavsfan13
tell me about this strange thing..."nutsack"..I don't know this word
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well...thats cause you are a chick.....who's been in a cave.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-29-2006, 09:44 AM
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I want to hump a more Godly man.
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that WAS random
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11-29-2006, 10:02 AM
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I love whore
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I thought it was lamp....what happend to lamp?....did you just kick lamp to the curb for whore?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-29-2006, 10:12 AM
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Rooting for the laundry
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lamp was a filthy cheating slut
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11-29-2006, 10:13 AM
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I was a filthy cheating slut
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so lamp left?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-29-2006, 10:21 AM
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
speaking of lamps....I once got a light bulb stuck up my pooper
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must be all kinds of crowded in there
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11-29-2006, 02:20 PM
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
can I get in there?
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I think you have misunderstood what kind of person I am, I am married and not into kinky light bulb sex like you....sir!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-29-2006, 02:53 PM
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I think you have misunderstood what kind of gay I am, I am not married and into kinky light bulb sex like you....bitch!
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did you just call me bitch?
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11-29-2006, 03:18 PM
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The Preacha
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^^ no, I woun't do that.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-29-2006, 04:09 PM
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idiots!
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11-29-2006, 04:14 PM
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MavsX
idiots!
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I know, flaco and U2 have got to cut down on the crazy pills...
oh, and who are you?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-29-2006, 04:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I know, flaco and U2 have got to cut down on the crazy pills...
oh, and who are you?
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i am MavsX, Lord of the Idiots.
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11-29-2006, 04:32 PM
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MavsX
i am MavsX, Lord of the referrals. Oh yeah.... and I also enjoy men's asses. If you don't believe me just look at my user avatar. I like me some man booty!!!!! Shake it sikey, shake it!!!
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Oh great. Another one.
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11-29-2006, 04:43 PM
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you are the worst friend ever
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11-29-2006, 05:38 PM
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MavsX
you are the worst gay lover ever
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you are going to hurt U2's feelings...you know....the ones that are proud of his status as an average gay lover.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-29-2006, 05:51 PM
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
you are going to hurt U2's feelings...you know....like I do when I refuse to cuddle afterwards.
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gross
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11-29-2006, 06:22 PM
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
i just pooped in your pants
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now that IS gross....why did you do that?...and how?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-29-2006, 08:19 PM
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speaking of taking a poop....
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11-30-2006, 12:51 AM
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MavsX
speaking of taking a poop....I dropped a wicked duece earlier today guys. Seriously...must've lost 6 pounds
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sharing, is not always caring my friend. keep it to yourself
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11-30-2006, 10:48 AM
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
sharing, is not always caring my friend. but in this case
mail it to me
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uh, you didn't give him your address...oh, he must already have it from previous "encounters"
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-30-2006, 10:52 AM
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
uh, i have exclusive rights to MavsX fecal material.
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I swore I would stop coming to this thread..... then I take a peek and look at the garbage I'm presented with....
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