vinylstar is my dad

[WraithXx]

He didn't want me to tell anyone because he felt that his thoughts on this board would be more appreciated if the majority of the populace felt that vinylstar was a Master Stroker (the highest level of stroking that can possibly be attained)

now that I've come clean, I expect to be stroked by my father, vinylstar

so it is from my undisclosed cave location that I write to you fellows tonight

if this is my last transmission, I want you all to know that I loved you

if this transmission is not the last of mine, which heavily depends on if I can maneuver my way through vinylstar's band of Ballsack Vigilantes (a renegade troupe of actual living dead ballsacks that my father, vinylstar, has risen from the dead and employed into his service to hunt me down) hairy forest, which I probably can

I shall transmit again if it is to be so

until then