Rays' B.J. Upton and Josh Howard have something in common....

[LonghornDub]

It seems BJ Upton is a disciple of the now well-established "Howard Doctrine" that one cannot, in fact, control what the ball do.

Take, for example, the third inning. Down 2-0, the Rays loaded the bases for star center fielder B.J. Upton. He smoked a pitch from Cole Hamels right to third baseman Pedro Feliz, who started an inning-ending double play. Two inches to the right and two runs score.

“You can only hit it,” Upton said. “You can’t tell it where to go.”

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_yl...yhoo&type=lgns

It's crazy, man, Y'all hilarious.