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sike · 07-12-2004, 06:20 PM

Shaq eats too darn hot and he only drinks breast milk residue from Kobe's pet monkey because Kobe's breasts irritate Shaq's tender and hermaphroditic nether-regions; Kobe is yearning for spanking(s) from luther Vandross's sweet, innocent little whiny red blonde friend and his mangina that smells of elderberrys before he sucked Phil off the charts with his patented egomaniac turkey baster, a gift from his dog dookie smelling friend Mitch Kupchak, who is a bumbling idiot and if given the chance, would sniff his own crotch before pawning it off to the Heat for chump change (and Butler) and possibly a future 1st rounder, who Kupchak would undoubtedly use on whoever Kobe tells him to wipe his tiny little poontang to make clean his furry taco that has been itchy ever since Shaq infected it by dropping his pants and cowardly released all his miniature troglodytes into the pool of

mavsman55 · 07-12-2004, 10:29 PM

Shaq eats too darn hot and he only drinks breast milk residue from Kobe's pet monkey because Kobe's breasts irritate Shaq's tender and hermaphroditic nether-regions; Kobe is yearning for spanking(s) from luther Vandross's sweet, innocent little whiny red blonde friend and his mangina that smells of elderberrys before he sucked Phil off the charts with his patented egomaniac turkey baster, a gift from his dog dookie smelling friend Mitch Kupchak, who is a bumbling idiot and if given the chance, would sniff his own crotch before pawning it off to the Heat for chump change (and Butler) and possibly a future 1st rounder, who Kupchak would undoubtedly use on whoever Kobe tells him to wipe his tiny little poontang to make clean his furry taco that has been itchy ever since Shaq infected it by dropping his pants and cowardly released all his miniature troglodytes into the pool of vaginal discharge

Ewww... sorry about that one you guys [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]

sike · 07-13-2004, 12:23 AM

and thats an ender.

ok lets start a new sentence.....two words each turn...(helps keep continuity)

new sentence: Dirk needs

twelli · 07-13-2004, 01:15 AM

Dirk needs a better

Evilmav2 · 07-13-2004, 02:05 AM

Dirk needs a better shooting guard/small forward

twelli · 07-13-2004, 02:07 AM

Dirk needs a better shooting guard/small forward and center

sike · 07-13-2004, 08:07 AM

Dirk needs a better shooting guard/small forward and center and coach

mavsfanforever · 07-13-2004, 08:22 AM

Dirk needs a better shooting guard/small forward and center and coach and PG

mavsman55 · 07-13-2004, 01:13 PM

Dirk needs a better shooting guard/small forward and center and coach and PG and best friend

irontoad · 07-13-2004, 02:05 PM

Dirk needs a better shooting guard/small forward and center and coach and PG and best friend who likes

mavsman55 · 07-13-2004, 05:07 PM

Dirk needs a better shooting guard/small forward and center and coach and PG and best friend who likes women

Drbio · 07-13-2004, 05:08 PM

Dirk needs a better shooting guard/small forward and center and coach and PG and best friend who likes women and who isn't a cowardly canadian

u2sarajevo · 07-13-2004, 05:12 PM

Dirk needs a better shooting guard/small forward and center and coach and PG and best friend who likes women and who isn't a cowardly canadian who lies

mavsman55 · 07-13-2004, 05:26 PM

Dirk needs a better shooting guard/small forward and center and coach and PG and best friend who likes women and who isn't a cowardly canadian who lies about Mark Cuban

irontoad · 07-13-2004, 05:49 PM

Dirk needs a better shooting guard/small forward and center and coach and PG and best friend who likes women and who isn't a cowardly canadian who lies about Mark Cuban's goat fetish which

mavsman55 · 07-13-2004, 06:02 PM

Dirk needs a better shooting guard/small forward and center and coach and PG and best friend who likes women and who isn't a cowardly canadian who lies about Mark Cuban's goat fetish which has been a problem since

withoutmalice · 07-13-2004, 08:48 PM

Dirk needs a better shooting guard/small forward and center and coach and PG and best friend who likes women and who isn't a cowardly canadian who lies about Mark Cuban's goat fetish which has been a problem since his days as an altar boy when Father Cashmere would take him behind the vestry and

twelli · 07-13-2004, 09:30 PM

Dirk needs a better shooting guard/small forward and center and coach and PG and best friend who likes women and who isn't a cowardly canadian who lies about Mark Cuban's goat fetish which has been a problem since his days as an altar boy when Father Cashmere would take him behind the vestry and introduced him to

twelli · 07-13-2004, 09:41 PM

Dirk needs a better shooting guard/small forward and center and coach and PG and best friend who likes women and who isn't a cowardly canadian who lies about Mark Cuban's goat fetish which has been a problem since his days as an altar boy when Father Cashmere would take him behind the vestry and introduce him to

Male30Dan · 07-13-2004, 10:35 PM

Dirk needs a better shooting guard/small forward and center and coach and PG and best friend who likes women and who isn't a cowardly canadian who lies about Mark Cuban's goat fetish which has been a problem since his days as an altar boy when Father Cashmere would take him behind the vestry and introduce him to Paul Shanley, who first got him interested in basketballs while

cough, cough, cough!

withoutmalice · 07-13-2004, 11:16 PM

Dirk needs a better shooting guard/small forward and center and coach and PG and best friend who likes women and who isn't a cowardly canadian who lies about Mark Cuban's goat fetish which has been a problem since his days as an altar boy when Father Cashmere would take him behind the vestry and introduce him to Paul Shanley, who first got him interested in basket[/b]balls[/b] while playing the game "Fondling for Jesus" at the church carnival during

mavsman55 · 07-14-2004, 12:06 AM

Dirk needs a better shooting guard/small forward and center and coach and PG and best friend who likes women and who isn't a cowardly canadian who lies about Mark Cuban's goat fetish which has been a problem since his days as an altar boy when Father Cashmere would take him behind the vestry and introduce him to Paul Shanley, who first got him interested in basketballs while playing the game "Fondling for Jesus" at the church carnival during Hanukkah

twelli · 07-14-2004, 01:13 AM

Dirk needs a better shooting guard/small forward and center and coach and PG and best friend who likes women and who isn't a cowardly canadian who lies about Mark Cuban's goat fetish which has been a problem since his days as an altar boy when Father Cashmere would take him behind the vestry and introduce him to Paul Shanley, who first got him interested in basketballs while playing the game "Fondling for Jesus" at the church carnival during Hanukkah in

DCowboysGal · 07-14-2004, 09:39 AM

Dirk needs a better shooting guard/small forward and center and coach and PG and best friend who likes women and who isn't a cowardly canadian who lies about Mark Cuban's goat fetish which has been a problem since his days as an altar boy when Father Cashmere would take him behind the vestry and introduce him to Paul Shanley, who first got him interested in basketballs while playing the game "Fondling for Jesus" at the church carnival during Hanukkah in his support hose which

sike · 07-14-2004, 03:39 PM

Dirk needs a better shooting guard/small forward and center and coach and PG and best friend who likes women and who isn't a cowardly canadian who lies about Mark Cuban's goat fetish which has been a problem since his days as an altar boy when Father Cashmere would take him behind the vestry and introduce him to Paul Shanley, who first got him interested in basketballs while playing the game "Fondling for Jesus" at the church carnival during Hanukkah in his support hose which always made him feel like a real

mavsfanforever · 07-14-2004, 03:53 PM

Dirk needs a better shooting guard/small forward and center and coach and PG and best friend who likes women and who isn't a cowardly canadian who lies about Mark Cuban's goat fetish which has been a problem since his days as an altar boy when Father Cashmere would take him behind the vestry and introduce him to Paul Shanley, who first got him interested in basketballs while playing the game "Fondling for Jesus" at the church carnival during Hanukkah in his support hose which always made him feel like a real dhead

sike · 07-14-2004, 03:58 PM

Dirk needs a better shooting guard/small forward and center and coach and PG and best friend who likes women and who isn't a cowardly canadian who lies about Mark Cuban's goat fetish which has been a problem since his days as an altar boy when Father Cashmere would take him behind the vestry and introduce him to Paul Shanley, who first got him interested in basketballs while playing the game "Fondling for Jesus" at the church carnival during Hanukkah in his support hose which always made him feel like a real dhead (doo head) while singing at

XERXES · 07-14-2004, 04:17 PM

Dirk needs a better shooting guard/small forward and center and coach and PG and best friend who likes women and who isn't a cowardly canadian who lies about Mark Cuban's goat fetish which has been a problem since his days as an altar boy when Father Cashmere would take him behind the vestry and introduce him to Paul Shanley, who first got him interested in basketballs while playing the game "Fondling for Jesus" at the church carnival during Hanukkah in his support hose which always made him feel like a real dhead (doo head) while singing at Porter Wagner concerts

sike · 07-14-2004, 04:19 PM

Dirk needs a better shooting guard/small forward and center and coach and PG and best friend who likes women and who isn't a cowardly canadian who lies about Mark Cuban's goat fetish which has been a problem since his days as an altar boy when Father Cashmere would take him behind the vestry and introduce him to Paul Shanley, who first got him interested in basketballs while playing the game "Fondling for Jesus" at the church carnival during Hanukkah in his support hose which always made him feel like a real dhead (doo head) while singing at Porter Wagner concerts; which has everyone knows

withoutmalice · 07-14-2004, 08:32 PM

Dirk needs a better shooting guard/small forward and center and coach and PG and best friend who likes women and who isn't a cowardly canadian who lies about Mark Cuban's goat fetish which has been a problem since his days as an altar boy when Father Cashmere would take him behind the vestry and introduce him to Paul Shanley, who first got him interested in basketballs while playing the game "Fondling for Jesus" at the church carnival during Hanukkah in his support hose which always made him feel like a real dhead (doo head) while singing at Porter Wagner concerts; which as everyone knows cause fertility problems in men with

u2sarajevo · 07-14-2004, 08:38 PM

Dirk needs a better shooting guard/small forward and center and coach and PG and best friend who likes women and who isn't a cowardly canadian who lies about Mark Cuban's goat fetish which has been a problem since his days as an altar boy when Father Cashmere would take him behind the vestry and introduce him to Paul Shanley, who first got him interested in basketballs while playing the game "Fondling for Jesus" at the church carnival during Hanukkah in his support hose which always made him feel like a real dhead (doo head) while singing at Porter Wagner concerts; which as everyone knows cause fertility problems in men with tendencies to vote Democrat

sike · 07-14-2004, 10:50 PM

Dirk needs a better shooting guard/small forward and center and coach and PG and best friend who likes women and who isn't a cowardly canadian who lies about Mark Cuban's goat fetish which has been a problem since his days as an altar boy when Father Cashmere would take him behind the vestry and introduce him to Paul Shanley, who first got him interested in basketballs while playing the game "Fondling for Jesus" at the church carnival during Hanukkah in his support hose which always made him feel like a real dhead (doo head) while singing at Porter Wagner concerts; which as everyone knows cause fertility problems in men with tendencies to vote Democrat because of their

twelli · 07-14-2004, 10:53 PM

Dirk needs a better shooting guard/small forward and center and coach and PG and best friend who likes women and who isn't a cowardly canadian who lies about Mark Cuban's goat fetish which has been a problem since his days as an altar boy when Father Cashmere would take him behind the vestry and introduce him to Paul Shanley, who first got him interested in basketballs while playing the game "Fondling for Jesus" at the church carnival during Hanukkah in his support hose which always made him feel like a real dhead (doo head) while singing at Porter Wagner concerts; which as everyone knows cause fertility problems in men with tendencies to vote Democrat because of their support for

Male30Dan · 07-14-2004, 10:56 PM

Dirk needs a better shooting guard/small forward and center and coach and PG and best friend who likes women and who isn't a cowardly canadian who lies about Mark Cuban's goat fetish which has been a problem since his days as an altar boy when Father Cashmere would take him behind the vestry and introduce him to Paul Shanley, who first got him interested in basketballs while playing the game "Fondling for Jesus" at the church carnival during Hanukkah in his support hose which always made him feel like a real dhead (doo head) while singing at Porter Wagner concerts; which as everyone knows cause fertility problems in men with tendencies to vote Democrat because of their support for complete bumbling idiots such as

sike · 07-14-2004, 11:00 PM

Dirk needs a better shooting guard/small forward and center and coach and PG and best friend who likes women and who isn't a cowardly canadian who lies about Mark Cuban's goat fetish which has been a problem since his days as an altar boy when Father Cashmere would take him behind the vestry and introduce him to Paul Shanley, who first got him interested in basketballs while playing the game "Fondling for Jesus" at the church carnival during Hanukkah in his support hose which always made him feel like a real dhead (doo head) while singing at Porter Wagner concerts; which as everyone knows cause fertility problems in men with tendencies to vote Democrat because of their support for complete bumbling idiots such as...well Democrats in general...and

Male30Dan · 07-14-2004, 11:02 PM

Dirk needs a better shooting guard/small forward and center and coach and PG and best friend who likes women and who isn't a cowardly canadian who lies about Mark Cuban's goat fetish which has been a problem since his days as an altar boy when Father Cashmere would take him behind the vestry and introduce him to Paul Shanley, who first got him interested in basketballs while playing the game "Fondling for Jesus" at the church carnival during Hanukkah in his support hose which always made him feel like a real dhead (doo head) while singing at Porter Wagner concerts; which as everyone knows cause fertility problems in men with tendencies to vote Democrat because of their support for complete bumbling idiots such as...well Democrats in general...and to be more specific, this would include a top-ten list starting with #10)

sike · 07-14-2004, 11:04 PM

Dirk needs a better shooting guard/small forward and center and coach and PG and best friend who likes women and who isn't a cowardly canadian who lies about Mark Cuban's goat fetish which has been a problem since his days as an altar boy when Father Cashmere would take him behind the vestry and introduce him to Paul Shanley, who first got him interested in basketballs while playing the game "Fondling for Jesus" at the church carnival during Hanukkah in his support hose which always made him feel like a real dhead (doo head) while singing at Porter Wagner concerts; which as everyone knows cause fertility problems in men with tendencies to vote Democrat because of their support for complete bumbling idiots such as...well Democrats in general...and to be more specific, all Democrats who vote

Male30Dan · 07-14-2004, 11:06 PM

Sike, you must edit... I beat you!!!

DCowboysGal · 07-15-2004, 09:53 AM

Dirk needs a better shooting guard/small forward and center and coach and PG and best friend who likes women and who isn't a cowardly canadian who lies about Mark Cuban's goat fetish which has been a problem since his days as an altar boy when Father Cashmere would take him behind the vestry and introduce him to Paul Shanley, who first got him interested in basketballs while playing the game "Fondling for Jesus" at the church carnival during Hanukkah in his support hose which always made him feel like a real dhead (doo head) while singing at Porter Wagner concerts; which as everyone knows cause fertility problems in men with tendencies to vote Democrat because of their support for complete bumbling idiots such as...well Democrats in general...and to be more specific, all Democrats who vote in their thongs

sike · 07-15-2004, 01:14 PM

Dirk needs a better shooting guard/small forward and center and coach and PG and best friend who likes women and who isn't a cowardly canadian who lies about Mark Cuban's goat fetish which has been a problem since his days as an altar boy when Father Cashmere would take him behind the vestry and introduce him to Paul Shanley, who first got him interested in basketballs while playing the game "Fondling for Jesus" at the church carnival during Hanukkah in his support hose which always made him feel like a real dhead (doo head) while singing at Porter Wagner concerts; which as everyone knows cause fertility problems in men with tendencies to vote Democrat because of their support for complete bumbling idiots such as...well Democrats in general...and to be more specific, all Democrats who vote in their thongs because as we all know,

(take that dan [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] )